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NetHorse · 12-17-2009, 03:22 PM

After not getting any for awhile, I decided to still stay faithful to her and bought a Fleshlight. Since my GF has a really hot sister named Jenn, i named my fleshlight Jenn and wrote on it with a permanent marker and tried to draw two blue eyes so i could imagine her looking at me while we are doing it.

Anyways, i was fucking Jenn last night and my GF calls to help her with the groceries. So I go at it faster and finish inside Jenn real quick but didn't have time to clean it and left it on-top of the counter. (told myself that as soon as i get back in, i will take care of it)

So, i got the heavy stuff and she went in first to open the doors for me. I walk in and looked for Jenn but she was nowhere to be found, went to the bedroom and there was my GF looking at me with a "I will kill you" look with Jenn in her hand. I asked her to give me Jenn back but she wouldn't. She got a knife, stabbed and ripped Jenn apart and threw her in the garbage, then accused me of cheating on her. I tried to tell her that the fleshlight came from the factory with Jenn and those eyes drawn on it and that i tried so hard to find Ashley (her name) but they were on back order. She didn't buy it.

So did I cheat on her? Can I press charges on her for murdering my Jenn?

HouseHead · 12-17-2009, 03:25 PM

hahah! -- No, I wouldnt consider that cheating! ;D

Make here buy you a new one named Ashley

nation-x · 12-17-2009, 03:30 PM

Does she own any vibrators or dildos? Write your brothers name on them and accuse her of cheating... then you will be even.

potter · 12-17-2009, 03:35 PM

lmao.....

beerptrol · 12-17-2009, 03:38 PM

tell her "At least it wasn't named Juicy D Links"

Naechy · 12-17-2009, 03:38 PM

No no no

LeRoy · 12-17-2009, 03:41 PM

Not necessarily cheating but kinda fucked up.

My ex had a younger sister that was hot too. Told her yah I'd fuck her. Boy was she pissed at that statement.

mvee · 12-17-2009, 03:46 PM

Good job now she thinks you really want to fuck her sister and will never trust you again.

sicone · 12-17-2009, 03:48 PM

rayadp05 · 12-17-2009, 03:51 PM

This is not cheating but I don't think it was a very good idea to write the name of your girlfriends sister on your fleshlight.

d-null · 12-17-2009, 03:55 PM

you shouldn't have written her name, why couldn't you have just imagined it was her, what difference does writing the name on it do anyways other than get you in trouble?

BillyHoe · 12-17-2009, 04:03 PM

I say you fuck her sister. If you're gonna get acused of cheating might aswell do it right.

DateDoc · 12-17-2009, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mvee

Good job now she thinks you really want to fuck her sister and will never trust you again.

beerptrol · 12-17-2009, 04:24 PM

Don't be surprised if Jenn2 has broken glass in it

u-Bob · 12-17-2009, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol

Don't be surprised if Jenn2 has broken glass in it

damn

clubchics · 12-17-2009, 05:38 PM

[QUOTE=NetHorse;16657598]After not getting any for awhile, I decided to still stay faithful to her and bought a Fleshlight. Since my GF has a really hot sister named Jenn, i named my fleshlight Jenn and wrote on it with a permanent marker and tried to draw two blue eyes so i could imagine her looking at me while we are doing it.

Anyways, i was fucking Jenn last night and my GF calls to help her with the groceries. So I go at it faster and finish inside Jenn real quick but didn't have time to clean it and left it on-top of the counter. (told myself that as soon as i get back in, i will take care of it)

So, i got the heavy stuff and she went in first to open the doors for me. I walk in and looked for Jenn but she was nowhere to be found, went to the bedroom and there was my GF looking at me with a "I will kill you" look with Jenn in her hand. I asked her to give me Jenn back but she wouldn't. She got a knife, stabbed and ripped Jenn apart and threw her in the garbage, then accused me of cheating on her. I tried to tell her that the fleshlight came from the factory with Jenn and those eyes drawn on it and that i tried so hard to find Ashley (her name) but they were on back order. She didn't buy it.

So did I cheat on her? Can I press charges on her for murdering my Jenn?

say this ...
CHEATING ..... ILL SHOW YOU CHEATING! ... THEN LEAVE
balls in ur court do what ya want

RuthB · 12-17-2009, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BillyHoe

I say you fuck her sister. If you're gonna get acused of cheating might aswell do it right.

Spunky · 12-17-2009, 05:49 PM

That's grounds for a beating

ArsewithClass · 12-17-2009, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HouseHead

hahah! -- No, I wouldnt consider that cheating! ;D

Make here buy you a new one named Ashley

Sorry, but thats worse than cheating....

You fuck your dick into something obviously thinking about her sister!

Mate, she must be fuming!

Saying that, I suppose your girlfriend could fuck you and be thinking about your dad giving her a good fucking!

Davidstinator · 12-17-2009, 06:08 PM

So what did "Jenn's" eyes look like?

I'm willing to bet they looked like the googly eyes of the money I could be saving by calling Geico...

You sick fuck.

You probably want to fuck the Gecko too...

Sick sick sick...

Not cheating, just bad judgement...

Good luck my friend!

PornMD · 12-17-2009, 06:40 PM

Hate to be the one to tell you this, but Jenn's an asshole.

Elli · 12-17-2009, 07:14 PM

Poor Jenn. It's not fair of you to get her caught up in your drama.

SleazyDream · 12-17-2009, 07:20 PM

i'd go have sex with her sister to even it out

american pervert · 12-17-2009, 07:25 PM

tell the bitch to put out or get out

why are you with someone who doesn't fuck you when u need it?

12-17-2009, 03:22 PM	#1
NetHorse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Chicago Posts: 3,526	Do you consider this cheating????? After not getting any for awhile, I decided to still stay faithful to her and bought a Fleshlight. Since my GF has a really hot sister named Jenn, i named my fleshlight Jenn and wrote on it with a permanent marker and tried to draw two blue eyes so i could imagine her looking at me while we are doing it. Anyways, i was fucking Jenn last night and my GF calls to help her with the groceries. So I go at it faster and finish inside Jenn real quick but didn't have time to clean it and left it on-top of the counter. (told myself that as soon as i get back in, i will take care of it) So, i got the heavy stuff and she went in first to open the doors for me. I walk in and looked for Jenn but she was nowhere to be found, went to the bedroom and there was my GF looking at me with a "I will kill you" look with Jenn in her hand. I asked her to give me Jenn back but she wouldn't. She got a knife, stabbed and ripped Jenn apart and threw her in the garbage, then accused me of cheating on her. I tried to tell her that the fleshlight came from the factory with Jenn and those eyes drawn on it and that i tried so hard to find Ashley (her name) but they were on back order. She didn't buy it. So did I cheat on her? Can I press charges on her for murdering my Jenn? __________________ ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ ICQ # 427013273

12-17-2009, 03:25 PM	#2
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12-17-2009, 03:41 PM	#7
LeRoy Porn Pusher Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: It's a dry heat Posts: 13,346	Not necessarily cheating but kinda fucked up. My ex had a younger sister that was hot too. Told her yah I'd fuck her. Boy was she pissed at that statement. __________________ JAPANESE CAMS AND CONTENT SITES Teams - leroy.rowland2 Telegram - @lroddd

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12-17-2009, 05:38 PM	#16
clubchics Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 739	[QUOTE=NetHorse;16657598]After not getting any for awhile, I decided to still stay faithful to her and bought a Fleshlight. Since my GF has a really hot sister named Jenn, i named my fleshlight Jenn and wrote on it with a permanent marker and tried to draw two blue eyes so i could imagine her looking at me while we are doing it. Anyways, i was fucking Jenn last night and my GF calls to help her with the groceries. So I go at it faster and finish inside Jenn real quick but didn't have time to clean it and left it on-top of the counter. (told myself that as soon as i get back in, i will take care of it) So, i got the heavy stuff and she went in first to open the doors for me. I walk in and looked for Jenn but she was nowhere to be found, went to the bedroom and there was my GF looking at me with a "I will kill you" look with Jenn in her hand. I asked her to give me Jenn back but she wouldn't. She got a knife, stabbed and ripped Jenn apart and threw her in the garbage, then accused me of cheating on her. I tried to tell her that the fleshlight came from the factory with Jenn and those eyes drawn on it and that i tried so hard to find Ashley (her name) but they were on back order. She didn't buy it. So did I cheat on her? Can I press charges on her for murdering my Jenn? say this ... CHEATING ..... ILL SHOW YOU CHEATING! ... THEN LEAVE balls in ur court do what ya want __________________ www.BoostUltra.com ICQ ME: 55112653 AIM: CAZEY43 EMAIL: [email protected]

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Davidstinator Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: SoCal Posts: 103	So what did "Jenn's" eyes look like? I'm willing to bet they looked like the googly eyes of the money I could be saving by calling Geico... You sick fuck. You probably want to fuck the Gecko too... Sick sick sick... Not cheating, just bad judgement... Good luck my friend! __________________ icq: 572412691

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