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theking · 12-17-2009, 04:56 AM

...and he was in the office with me...with the office door shut. I opened the office door and he went running up to the door that leads into the garage and I heard a noise in the garage. I went back to my office and grabbed a pistol.

I turned on the garage light and looked thru my peep hole but did not see anything. I opened the door and entered the garage and I heard someone running down the street. I went out to the street and saw someone running down the street. I considered firing a round to speed him on his way but decided against it.

Agent 488 · 12-17-2009, 04:58 AM

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Slappin Fish · 12-17-2009, 05:14 AM

How about if your dog was barking because he heard somebody running in the street?

You considered firing a round when you had no proof that the guy did anything else but run down the street

theking · 12-17-2009, 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish

How about if your dog was barking because he heard somebody running in the street?

You considered firing a round when you had no proof that the guy did anything else but run down the street

There is no doubt in my military mind that he was in my garage. I live on a cul-de-sac and when I left my garage he was just rounding a turn that is about 50 feet...or so...from my house that leads to the main street. I ran out to the main street and he was laying them down...and it is the early AM hour.

In addition I heard a noise in the garage.

themadwriter · 12-17-2009, 05:55 AM

too bad your dog didn't shred the fucker to pieces. Hate thieving bastards!

brassmonkey · 12-17-2009, 06:15 AM

damn i saw a story about having a tree in the window maybe he saw christmas in the window and wanted some.

Spunky · 12-17-2009, 07:03 AM

Shoot first and ask questions later

nico-t · 12-17-2009, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

damn i saw a story about having a tree in the window maybe he saw christmas in the window and wanted some.

ShellyCrash · 12-17-2009, 07:26 AM

Good dog. You should make him a sandwich.

Scott McD · 12-17-2009, 09:01 AM

Santa ???

L-Pink · 12-17-2009, 09:04 AM

You have a peep-hole into your garage?

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bronco67 · 12-17-2009, 09:05 AM

I was hungry. I got up out of my chair. I looked at the kitchen counter. I saw some bread. I opened the bread. I needed some jelly. I saw the fridge. I opened the fridge. I grabbed the jelly. I needed some peanut butter. I saw the cabinet where I keep the peanut butter. I opened the cabinet where I keep the peanut butter. I grabbed the peanut butter. I heard footsteps behind me. I turned around and accidentally stabbed my dog in the eye with a butterknife.

nicedreams · 12-17-2009, 09:08 AM

Keep your garage locked.

Jimmy

brassmonkey · 12-17-2009, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Santa ???

burglar santa he takes instead of giving

ganjaman · 12-17-2009, 09:11 AM

... living in america!

CyberHustler · 12-17-2009, 09:29 AM

Dude, did you hear any cheesy action movie music while you were doing this?

nico-t · 12-17-2009, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler

Dude, did you hear any cheesy action movie music while you were doing this?

your avatar makes me want to puke

gandalfuy · 12-17-2009, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

Good dog. You should make him a sandwich.

theking · 12-17-2009, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

You have a peep-hole into your garage?

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Yes.....

theking · 12-17-2009, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by nicedreams

Keep your garage locked.

Jimmy

Normally...I do keep it locked.

punkpred · 12-17-2009, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by theking

...and he was in the office with me...with the office door shut. I opened the office door and he went running up to the door that leads into the garage and I heard a noise in the garage. I went back to my office and grabbed a pistol.

I turned on the garage light and looked thru my peep hole but did not see anything. I opened the door and entered the garage and I heard someone running down the street. I went out to the street and saw someone running down the street. I considered firing a round to speed him on his way but decided against it.

The way you said that story it nearly sounded real!

tabasco · 12-17-2009, 04:42 PM

Cool story bro

12-17-2009, 04:47 PM

I did poopy... It was good.

aubreythree · 12-17-2009, 07:33 PM

good dog,you should give him a prize.

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