Hahaha! :1orglaugh

we got her from the humane society and already had the front claws removed, back ones are still there, but thats ok.

this thing drives me nuts. 8am this morning she is whining and thought something was wrong... nope, just wanted me up to play.

its game on cat, when your sleeping im going to make every effort to bug you

I'm not a fan of cats at all and know what you're talking about. When my girlfriend and I first moved out together, we bought a brand new microfiber pull out couch and love seat. Within a week of having them, her stupid cat clawed the love seat side and footrest to hell. Not to mention all of the stuff she pissed on and we threw out. The cat is prissy as hell. Doesn't like a lot of cat litter but not too little or she'll piss elsewhere, she likes to yodel all night, scratch at the doors, wont drink her own water but will drink the dogs...I don't get it. I'm definitely a dog person.

:2 cents:

My (now ex-) wife heard that cats don't like oranges so we tried orange peel, citrus scents, etc., to no avail... the cats kept scratching the sofa. Later we had a cat that would eat ANYTHING--one of her favorite treats was orange-flavored fortune cookies.

get rid of the cat, buy a new couch.

here is the MONSTER!

http://vj3.com/images/catmonster.jpg

You should blog about it. People love pets and you could get lots of ads on there.

My gf has a cat. She cleans his cat dish and puts some dry food in it, and some fresh water.. the cat ALWAYS picks up ONE piece of dry food in his mouth, carries it over and drops it into the water. ALWAYS, everytime she puts out fresh clean water. Trying to get her to get it on video several times for youtube. It'd get a million hits.

Awww, looks just like my old cat, hehe...

looks like a hell cat

Once you get it into your head that the cat owns the house and everything in it, you'll be fine. You're just there to pay the bills, feed, water, change the litter, and amuse it when required

My cat did the same thing to the recliner. What's funny is my cat was black to haha

Yeah, will not work on all cats. Plus sometimes it requires a different citrus type. I had one cat that also would eat anything, well anything but pea's. Gave it some leftover stew and it ate all around every pea and had the bowl and peas licked clean.

It is hard to say what will work with what cat. Perhaps his cat is just bored and needs a friend, a friend with as much energy. That too can backfire so do be careful. Nothing like 2 cats from hell, well perhaps 3.