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Old 09-18-2009, 06:27 PM   #1
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I Don't Know What The Fuck You Girls Are Talking About...

as you may have seen here: https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/928341-2-yoga-finally-paid.html

through hard work and training, i have discovered the joys of pleasuring myself..

well tonight, i finally took the plunge and tasted my own seed and i have got to report that my shit is delicious...

the next time one of you ladies has the pleasure of tasting my junk and has the audacity to spit it out or make some sort of grimace when i populate your mouth with my soldiers, will get a swift smack to the face..

after all these years of feeling sorry for you ladies because you act like you are tasting battery acid when you have a mouth full of cum, i have finally realized that its been nothing but a ploy for sympathy from you conniving vixens..

i encourage all of you men here to immediately drop a load and shove as much of that white gold into your mouth that will fit..

you will then know that you have been the victim of a conspiracy of global proportions..

once you realize the pure joy of consuming your own yogurt, you will never want to waste a single drop in the mouth of the cursed female that god felt was too insignificant to give the power of expelling such an amazing liquid...
please feel free to share your own personal goo tasting experiences here...
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Old 09-18-2009, 06:49 PM   #2
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All I saw in that was "Homo, homo, homo, homo, homo, homo, homo, homo... etc..."
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Old 09-18-2009, 06:51 PM   #3
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Old 09-18-2009, 06:55 PM   #4
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All I saw in that was "Homo, homo, homo, homo, homo, homo, homo, homo... etc..."
would you say your son was a faggot because he came from a place where you stick your cock?


god put this wonderful gift inside you and me and he did it so we could enjoy the pleasure of the sweet taste of the man nectar...

give it a try... let me know how it tastes...
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Old 09-18-2009, 07:00 PM   #5
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Wow, it tastes just like chicken sperm!


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Old 09-18-2009, 07:02 PM   #6
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Wow, it tastes just like chicken sperm!


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Dang, everything tastes like chicken sperm.
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Old 09-18-2009, 07:12 PM   #7
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would you say your son was a faggot because he came from a place where you stick your cock?


god put this wonderful gift inside you and me and he did it so we could enjoy the pleasure of the sweet taste of the man nectar...

give it a try... let me know how it tastes...
How about you come suck my dick, and take my load in your throat, then tell me how it tastes, and I'll take your word for it.
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Old 09-18-2009, 07:16 PM   #8
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Old 09-18-2009, 07:19 PM   #9
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Old 09-18-2009, 07:36 PM   #10
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I tried it. It was bad. In fact it even stuck to my tongue after downing a bottle of water.
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Old 09-18-2009, 07:37 PM   #11
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How about you come suck my dick, and take my load in your throat, then tell me how it tastes, and I'll take your word for it.
that would be gay...
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Old 09-18-2009, 07:59 PM   #12
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My fingers taste like hand lotion.... yuck.
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Old 09-18-2009, 08:11 PM   #13
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WOW! I cant believe you actually admitted to doing that. Some things are better left unsaid I think.
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Old 09-18-2009, 08:34 PM   #14
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WOW! I cant believe you actually admitted to doing that. Some things are better left unsaid I think.
i knew, i just spilled the beans on the secret you ladies have been silent about for centuries..
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Old 09-19-2009, 12:54 AM   #15
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Old 09-19-2009, 04:59 PM   #16
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All I saw in that was "Homo, homo, homo, homo, homo, homo, homo, homo... etc..."
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