I'm an asshole....read, dweep and be warned!

[ServerGenius]

Ok first let me clear this....I'm an asshole....after my last 72 hours
of downtime.....the box finally got up again.....it turns out they we're looking at the wrong box....can you fucking believe it?

I got that as an excuse....they gave me access to a box that was
empty.....long story short...finally my own box was up again....
Wrongly labeled by Myles.......NOT since after the Myles incident
of course there have been problems....they got solved so they
did knew where my server was.....

Anyway....box was up again.....and I didn't downloaded the stuff
fast enough to move to a new ISP......less than 24 hours later
Box is down again......I will post several ICQ logs that will explain
the story.......

If you are with cologroup....get the hell out...as my new mission
is to destroy them......after the ICQ logs you will know.....so be
warned.....I'm going after them

DynaMite

[pr0]

someone pass me the popcorn this is gonna get ugly

[picindex]

that sucks!

tar up the drive (or data dirs) and download it off those fast cogent lines they have.

It should not take you more then 24 hours to do this.

[quiet]

damn

[Jamie]

as my new mission is to destroy them

Guess it would suck to be on your bad side. Then again, talk is cheap.

[ServerGenius]

part 1:

DynaMite 31-10-20 18:00 Jason let me know when you're up please

DynaMite 30-11-20 10:21 Jason my machine is down for almost 48 hours
already......

DynaMite 30-11-20 10:21 Excellent new support team and
monitoring......fucking shit
cologroup 30-11-20 10:22 you there?

DynaMite 30-11-20 10:22 Yes I am here

cologroup 30-11-20 10:22 I have not got a notification your machine was
down

cologroup 30-11-20 10:22 I have all the server monitored

DynaMite 30-11-20 10:23 Well it's down for 48 hours

cologroup 30-11-20 10:23 redhat13?

DynaMite 30-11-20 10:23 Yeah I think so....pelicaninternet

cologroup 30-11-20 10:24 ok, I will have it looked at right now

cologroup 30-11-20 10:24 I need to see why this was not caught by our
monitor

DynaMite 30-11-20 10:24 I have another thing

cologroup 30-11-20 10:24 ok

DynaMite 30-11-20 10:25 I am getting wrong bills

DynaMite 30-11-20 10:25 Lat time I got charged for 10Mbps

DynaMite 30-11-20 10:25 I'm using less than 1

DynaMite 30-11-20 10:25 and that's based on the bandwidth stats you
provide

DynaMite 30-11-20 10:26 that together with all the downtime lately
man.....I'm not really happy

DynaMite 30-11-20 10:26 how are we going to solve the situation?

cologroup 30-11-20 10:33 I have to go work on your server problem, but I
will get back to you on the billing mistake and
downime.

cologroup 30-11-20 10:33 Is that ok

cologroup 30-11-20 10:33 I will process your credit tomorro

DynaMite 30-11-20 10:33 Yeah that's fine

DynaMite 30-11-20 10:33 first fix it.....we'll talk when you have time

DynaMite 30-11-20 13:14 You know that the box is still down?

DynaMite 30-11-20 16:28 Hello?

DynaMite 30-11-20 16:28 My box is STILL down

DynaMite 30-11-20 18:43 and it is still down

DynaMite 30-11-20 21:38 still down

DynaMite 30-11-20 23:24 I'm going to sleep now.....but I can promise you
this....that when I wake up and that box is not
up.....hell will break lose

DynaMite 30-11-20 23:24 I'm very patient.....I don't nag....unless I have
a fucking good reason....but more than 48 hours
downtime is a fucking joke

cologroup 1-12-200 0:44 We had to swap one of your disks out and repair
the RAID on it. It should not have any more
problems. I will also look into why the server
does not ping on the IP. Maybe we should monitor
a specific port.

DynaMite 1-12-200 10:26 Hi it's till not up....

DynaMite 1-12-200 10:26 how much longer will it take?


DynaMite 1-12-200 10:29 and I do not recall that my box has RAID
configurred....I have 36 gig IDE disk if I'm not
wrong

DynaMite 1-12-200 10:29 or 2 36 Gig disks but not RAID

DynaMite 1-12-200 11:48 http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?s=&t
readid=91251

DynaMite 1-12-200 11:49 I'm sorry dude....I wish it would have been
solved without this.....I'm still looking to get
it solved in a decent manner....you know I'm not
a troublemaker.....but you have to understand my
situation

DynaMite 1-12-200 11:49 Get it solved and get in touch....as you can read
I even stood up for you in the thread
already......don't let me down

cologroup 1-12-200 16:01 your server has been up. You can ssh into the
server and login as root with the password temp.
We looked to see if there was a problem with the
server and found nothing wrong at this point. We
did notice that no web services where running or
installed. Let me know what we can do besides
what we have done.

cologroup 1-12-200 16:03 Also, you have your IPs hidden on the box, so we
can not monitor your server. If you take that
off, so we can see the IPs or give us something
that is pingable to monitor, we can monitor it
24/7 for you and make sure it stays online.

cologroup 1-12-200 16:04 I was wondering, because you say the server has
been down for 56 hours, if you mean it was
unreachable for 56 hours, or you could not login.
When we logged into the machine, it had been up
since I had it rebooted the day you came to me.

DynaMite 1-12-200 17:47 well for me the box has been down for 56 hours, I
could not get into the machine on any way.....and
I tried from 4 different networks

DynaMite 1-12-200 17:48 I can't even get in now

DynaMite 1-12-200 17:48 so still there is something wrong

DynaMite 1-12-200 17:51 by the way I do nothing to hide IP's

DynaMite 1-12-200 17:51 if the box is not pingable it means something is
wrong

DynaMite 1-12-200 17:52 The server was monitorred
before....monitor.cologroup.com has access as it
used to pull MRTG stats
from the server all the time

DynaMite 1-12-200 17:52 I still can't login.....

DynaMite 1-12-200 17:53 none of the sites are up.....apache was always
there....and if the machine boots apache is
automatically started......so something is really
messed up

DynaMite 1-12-200 17:54 and as long as I can't access the machine....I
can't tell you what

DynaMite 2-12-200 0:38 are you there man?

DynaMite 2-12-200 0:38 come on this can't be fucking true

cologroup 2-12-200 1:09 I dont know what it will take, but I have had 2
different techs get yrou server up and login to
it. I wil go down again and view the logs on the
server to see why your connection is being
refused.

DynaMite 2-12-200 1:10 all connections are refused....nobody can see my
sites....it's not just me

DynaMite 2-12-200 1:10 and trust me I'm a unix expert...I know how to
connect to a server

cologroup 2-12-200 1:11 I am not trying to screw you over and I will show
you the logs so we can both see what the problem
is. My tech suggested disabling the firewall and
we are going to do that now.

DynaMite 2-12-200 1:11 /etc/rc.d/init.d/ipchains stop

DynaMite 2-12-200 1:11 and it will be shutdown

DynaMite 2-12-200 1:11 are your techs on LAN?

cologroup 2-12-200 1:12 ok, how about this, I'll go down to the data
center, bring a system I can ICQ you on, and I'll
just go through it with you.

cologroup 2-12-200 1:12 or I can ICQ you on an NT from there.

DynaMite 2-12-200 1:13 Sure...I'll be here...all the time....

DynaMite 2-12-200 1:13 how much time will it take to get there

DynaMite 2-12-200 1:13 since it's 1.00 am....if it's within the next 2
hours....then no problem

cologroup 2-12-200 1:13 ok, and once we get this fixed, I want you to
know I wont bill you for this month.

cologroup 2-12-200 1:14 I'll be there in 30 -40 minutes

cologroup 2-12-200 1:14 Just need to finish up one thing here and I'll go

DynaMite 2-12-200 1:14 cool....we sort that later as I got charged $800
last month

cologroup 2-12-200 1:14 yeah, I'll credit you back for that as well.

DynaMite 2-12-200 1:14 instead of $300 :-)

DynaMite 2-12-200 1:14 Cool

DynaMite 2-12-200 1:15 we'll sort this.....as I said...I'm not a
troublemaker.....

DynaMite 2-12-200 1:15 but it does get on my nerves....I'm sure you
understand

DynaMite 2-12-200 2:31 I'm off to bed....again you did not keep your
promise.....30 minutes has become more than 2
hours.....when is this going to end?

cologroup 2-12-200 2:48 its fixed

cologroup 2-12-200 2:48 partially

cologroup 2-12-200 2:49 login using the IP 209.126.182.16

cologroup 2-12-200 2:49 login: temproot

cologroup 2-12-200 2:49 pass: temp

DynaMite 2-12-200 10:38 nice I can connect however the password is being
denied

[ServerGenius]

part 2:

cologroup 2-12-200 10:52 user: temproot pass: temp

DynaMite 2-12-200 10:52 I tried that....unless it's just changed it
doesn't work

cologroup 2-12-200 10:54 ok, I will ask a tech to login remotely right
now, so you can get in.

DynaMite 2-12-200 10:55 ok

cologroup 2-12-200 10:56 what was the IP again?

DynaMite 2-12-200 10:57 209.126.182.16

DynaMite 2-12-200 10:57 b.t.w. that was not the IP it used to be

DynaMite 2-12-200 10:57 it's a new IP

cologroup 2-12-200 10:57 old IP is v

cologroup 2-12-200 10:57 209.126.180.66


cologroup 2-12-200 10:57 from what I see

DynaMite 2-12-200 10:57 yes I know

cologroup 2-12-200 10:58 temproot

cologroup 2-12-200 10:58 temp

cologroup 2-12-200 10:58 ok, try that

cologroup 2-12-200 10:58 I had the login backwards

DynaMite 2-12-200 10:58 [email protected]'s password:
Permission denied, please try again.


cologroup 2-12-200 10:58 username: temproot
pass::temp

DynaMite 2-12-200 10:59 nopes

cologroup 2-12-200 11:06 ok, I take full responsibility for this....I am
not sure why, but I messed the user name up, and
I had it right in fromt of me

cologroup 2-12-200 11:06 tmproot

cologroup 2-12-200 11:07 you'll get in right away

cologroup 2-12-200 11:07 I am sure you want to strangle me about now

DynaMite 2-12-200 11:07 I'm already past that point......no need to worry

cologroup 2-12-200 11:08 ok, I feel like such a dumbass right now

cologroup 2-12-200 11:08 :p

cologroup 2-12-200 11:08 well, I wont charge you for this month and I'll
process that credit in the morning

DynaMite 2-12-200 11:08 this server is empty

cologroup 2-12-200 11:08 empty?

DynaMite 2-12-200 11:08 none of the data I had on the server is here

DynaMite 2-12-200 11:09 looks to me like a fresh install.....or not my
server

cologroup 2-12-200 11:09 ok, all we did is change the password.

DynaMite 2-12-200 11:09 this is a complete different box

DynaMite 2-12-200 11:10 I just looked at /etc/passwd

DynaMite 2-12-200 11:10 this is not my server

cologroup 2-12-200 11:10 ok, just a second, I am going to check on
something

DynaMite 2-12-200 11:11 I'm 200% sure that this is a different server

cologroup 2-12-200 11:11 can you see if this is the mac address:
00:e0:81:20:55:40

cologroup 2-12-200 11:11 that was yoru mac address

cologroup 2-12-200 11:12 if that is not right, I need to find your server
as there is obviously something mislabled

DynaMite 2-12-200 11:12 00:E0:81:04:AB:13

DynaMite 2-12-200 11:12 not the same....as I told you

DynaMite 2-12-200 11:12 I will logout of this one....this is not mine

cologroup 2-12-200 11:13 ok, this is going to take like 30 minutes. I will
find out which server is yours. Seems that box is
not, it appears to be a server we setup but never
gave to anytone

DynaMite 2-12-200 11:13 I'll wait again

cologroup 2-12-200 11:14 ok, this should not take long

DynaMite 2-12-200 11:15 well I guess a few more hours won't make a
difference anymore.....I mean the shit is down
for 72 hours already

cologroup 2-12-200 11:25 well, if it makes you feel any better, Myles
obviously mislabeled your server and now I am
digging through our switch mapping to see where
it is. I may have found the switch it is plugged
into, but not sure yet.

cologroup 2-12-200 11:25 It makes me feel better to some extent, because I
fired him because of this shit.

DynaMite 2-12-200 11:26 well to be honest.....when Myles got fired...my
box was down too....so after he was gone you or
anyobody else has put my server up again......

DynaMite 2-12-200 11:27 which means that it could be found after Myles
was gone

cologroup 2-12-200 11:34 when was this?

DynaMite 2-12-200 11:34 the previous big downtime with this whole myles
thing

DynaMite 2-12-200 11:35 less than 1 month ago

DynaMite 2-12-200 11:35 it was actually you who helped out then too

DynaMite 2-12-200 11:35 let me check my icq log since I still have that

cologroup 2-12-200 11:36 he was not here at that time

DynaMite 2-12-200 11:36 I know....man

DynaMite 2-12-200 11:36 you just kicked him out

cologroup 2-12-200 11:36 I see when we fixed it

DynaMite 2-12-200 14:04 server seems up....but my password doesn't work
anymore

cologroup 2-12-200 14:13 temp should work or changeme

DynaMite 2-12-200 14:14 ok I'm logged in.....is it monitorred now?

cologroup 2-12-200 14:14 it will be once Ivan wakes up

cologroup 2-12-200 14:14 actually, I can get andre to add it to the
monitor now

DynaMite 2-12-200 14:14 I can see that I don't run a firewall on this
machine....so you should be able to monitor it

DynaMite 2-12-200 14:15 also as I already said before this box does not
have a RAID setup....so I'm curious what happened

cologroup 2-12-200 14:15 we had the wrong box

DynaMite 2-12-200 14:16 everything is still the same....nothing has
changed.....except that it is up now

cologroup 2-12-200 14:16 yeah, that sounds about right

cologroup 2-12-200 14:16 it was labeled redhat10.cologroup.com

DynaMite 2-12-200 14:16 so basicaly what you are saying is that this box
has been down for 72 hours because you couldn't
find it?

cologroup 2-12-200 14:17 yes, it was mislabeled by sir Myles before he was
fired.

DynaMite 2-12-200 14:18 hmm that sounds weird...as I said during the
myles thing my box was down too

cologroup 2-12-200 14:18 I went through our 150+ servers and found yours,
which actually was easier than I expected.

cologroup 2-12-200 14:18 no, Myles was fired around the 10th of November.

DynaMite 2-12-200 14:18 I have those ICQ logs in my office...I will mail
them you....you fixed that

DynaMite 2-12-200 14:18 I know....then also I had 24 hours downtime

DynaMite 2-12-200 14:18 He stole boxes and shit

cologroup 2-12-200 14:20 your server was rebooted around the 13th

DynaMite 2-12-200 14:20 exactly after myles got fired

DynaMite 2-12-200 14:21 just wait till you see the ICQ logs.....it was
after that whole incident....my server was the
last that got online

DynaMite 2-12-200 14:22 do a search on GFY and check that thread

cologroup 2-12-200 14:28 I remember that now

[EscortBiz]

Well they raised 5 million dollars so im sure they are trying to build a serious staff

[ServerGenius]

part 3 (last part)

cologroup 2-12-200 14:31 well, I can say that this will not happen again,
that is for sure. Nor will techs be stealing
servers, nor will servers go offline for hours
without the monitor notifying us. I made the
changes for a reason, and everything has
stablized, except for your situation, which now
seems to be fixed. I'll give you the credit for
this month on top of the over bill, and show you
that what I am saying is for real over the next
30 days. If you don't think so after 30 days, I
am sure you will find a new host, as I know I
would.

cologroup 2-12-200 14:33 I plan on having one of the best hosts around,
and finally after all the madness over the past
30 days, I see it happening. Your server was
actually the only server in 4 days that went
offline, except for 1 server that was rebooted.
That is in comparison to seeing 6 servers go down
per day before Myles departure.

DynaMite 2-12-200 14:33 Ok let's see what happens.....my server never
went down unless either the network was down or
someone stole the server...

DynaMite 2-12-200 14:34 I don't need support on my machine...I just need
a host that can keep his servers in the
datacenter and his network up and running

DynaMite 2-12-200 14:34 I'm gonne give you one more chance.....if it
doesn't work out...I'll move and I'm sure you
will understand

cologroup 2-12-200 14:35 that will be the easy part from now on. We have
the monitor synced up with our cell phones,
email, and tex messaging, so it honestly can not
go offline for very long without being rebooted.

DynaMite 2-12-200 14:35 This month I had a full week of downtime.....any
other guy would have lynched you

DynaMite 2-12-200 14:35 I had 10 good months with you.....no
problems.....so I'll get drunk today and forget
this incident

cologroup 2-12-200 14:36 yeah, It is my fault because I own the company
and let Myles stay around for so long, but in all
reality, firing him was so I could take control
and make Cologroup a better company.

cologroup 2-12-200 14:36 You didn't have many problems, but other people
did.

DynaMite 2-12-200 14:36 Oh....and drinks in Vegas will be on you

cologroup 2-12-200 14:36 Now, everyone seems happy. And hopefully you will
be too

cologroup 2-12-200 14:37 ok, you get drinks and a limo ride in the stretch
Hummer up and down the strip.

DynaMite 2-12-200 14:37 I hope so.....I know how to keep my servers alive
at all time.....so all I require is a working
network

cologroup 2-12-200 14:37 maybe we can recruit a few other people as well

DynaMite 2-12-200 14:37 Let's forget this has happened and move
on......I'll CU in Vegas baby!

cologroup 2-12-200 14:38 alright, sounds good.

cologroup 4-12-200 6:02 Your server went offline, it was rebooted, and
now it is not pinging. We plugged a monitor in
and it looks normal from the monitor. We do not
have your password, so we can not login to see
what is wrong. When you get online, IM me and we
will login to see what is wrong.

DynaMite 4-12-200 8:53 bgyut7

cologroup 4-12-200 10:46 ok, the tech is working on it now

DynaMite 4-12-200 11:07 ok....

cologroup 4-12-200 12:49 you there?

cologroup 4-12-200 12:51 can you send the network settings you had on you
server to [email protected]

cologroup 4-12-200 12:53 its ok, I got it now

cologroup 4-12-200 12:58 Here is the subnet:

209.126.180.64/29

The server IP is 209.126.180.66

Will be up in a few minutes.

DynaMite 4-12-200 13:38 I hope so

DynaMite 4-12-200 14:55 what happened to minutes?

DynaMite 4-12-200 14:55 the box is still not up

DynaMite 4-12-200 15:57 the box is still not up

DynaMite 4-12-200 16:44 Hey man...what's happening......still not up?

DynaMite 4-12-200 18:13 I just can't fucking believe this is
happening.....again.....

DynaMite 4-12-200 20:40 Hey come on now....get my fucking box online now

DynaMite 4-12-200 20:41 I'll get my stuff off and move.....this is
fucking insane man

cologroup 4-12-200 20:42 I dont know what is wrong with the box, but it
was only rebooted.

DynaMite 4-12-200 20:43 why was it rebooted?

cologroup 4-12-200 20:43 our tech things something wrong with the firewall

DynaMite 4-12-200 20:43 there is no firewall installed....stop talking
nonesense

DynaMite 4-12-200 20:43 the box is a default linux box with nothing
special on it

DynaMite 4-12-200 20:44 it's running just apache, php and mysql that's
all it does

DynaMite 4-12-200 20:44 there is no weird shit installed nothing...

DynaMite 4-12-200 20:45 listen man I'm starting to get really pissed now

DynaMite 4-12-200 20:45 my patience is starting to run out..

DynaMite 4-12-200 20:48 what kind of techs did you hire man?

DynaMite 4-12-200 20:49 they can't even get a default linux box up....and
they think it's something with a firewall when
there is no firewall installed?

DynaMite 4-12-200 20:49 I'm telling you man get that box up fast so I can
get my stuff off it........and I DO MEAN FAST

cologroup 4-12-200 20:49 I am going to talk with the tech again

DynaMite 4-12-200 20:50 This should not take another hour man...

DynaMite 4-12-200 20:51 if it does.....suffer the consequences

cologroup 4-12-200 21:15 looks like its not meant to be for us on this
one. A simple reboot goes into the server not
coming back, to a major problem. Every other
server comes back online after it is rebooted
without any problems.

DynaMite 4-12-200 21:16 what problem....I'm sure it's saying something

DynaMite 4-12-200 21:16 if you tell what it is I can tell you how to
solve it

cologroup 4-12-200 21:16 it wont ping out of the server now

cologroup 4-12-200 21:17 thats why we checked the network settings

cologroup 4-12-200 21:17 I can have a look at the errors logs and let you
know what it says.

DynaMite 4-12-200 21:17 yes

cologroup 4-12-200 21:17 ok

DynaMite 4-12-200 21:17 /var/log/messages

DynaMite 4-12-200 21:17 that's the syslog on linux

cologroup 4-12-200 21:20 alright, I am going to go take a look at it and
I'll get back to you. I'll plug my computer in at
the DC, so I can get you on ICQ

DynaMite 4-12-200 21:20 ok.....and please hurry...I'm out in soon

DynaMite 5-12-200 0:38 Jesus it's still down

DynaMite 5-12-200 0:39 You fucking haven't even msg'ed me since

DynaMite 5-12-200 1:08 Hey what's up man....what do you have for an
excuse this time?

[ServerGenius]

I thought I would just post it all....yes it's long.....I know.

As you can read.....there are a shitload of reasons to whack them
and I think I have been more than extremely patient with this

I am left no other choice than to take action......and now I will
Jason you're on my shitlist and you'll be sorry to have handled
things this way....I offered you a lot chances you obviously I'm
an idiot......and yes I am......

1 for letting this happen to me
2 for being so goddamn nice
3 for what will come next.....

You fucked with the wrong guy....I will use every means possible
to get you down.....and YOU WILL GO DOWN!

Take my free advise....get some protection in Vegas and get your
whole new lame idiot support time available 24 hours...coz you'll
be needing them.....DynaMite is comin to get ya!

DynaMite

[picindex]

myles this myles that *EVERYTHING* is myles fault

who is the one who hired him?

[UncleJimmy]

http://insert-someone-you-love-here.blewme.com

lol, this is gonna get ugly...

[ServerGenius]

Of course I will firstly chargeback the last six months that was
charged on my card.....that's the first step......

Yes people you can laugh at me I've been a complete fool to let
this happen.....but I'll get my revenge....and it will be sweet as
honey

DynaMite

[picindex]

Originally posted by DynaSpain

Take my free advise....get some protection in Vegas and get your
whole new lame idiot support time available 24 hours...coz you'll
be needing them.....DynaMite is comin to get ya!

DynaMite

Take my free advice and don't threaten people because you will not even end up in Vegas - the only place you will go to is jail.

Bad idea to post that.

[ServerGenius]

Originally posted by picindex


Take my free advice and don't threaten people because you will not even end up in Vegas - the only place you will go to is jail.

Bad idea to post that.

well there will be lot of people going to Vegas......

DynaMite

[quiet]

i'd say your #1 priority should be successfully moving and setting up your stuff somewhere else.

[ServerGenius]

Originally posted by quiet
i'd say your #1 priority should be successfully moving and setting up your stuff somewhere else.

Yes I'm already working on that.....I have backups of course...it's
just a pain uploading everything from my office as I could have
done a server to server move......however they can't manage
to keep my box up for 24 hours straight...so that option is not
an option anymore.....

Funny thing is there really isn't anything wrong with the server
it's all bullshit excuses....

Techs saying something is wrong with the firewall while there isn't
any running.........anymore.....so much for awesome support team

DynaMite

[Juicy D. Links]

Dyna

Sorry but this is to fucking funny If i was you i would go down to there datacenter find this prick and kiss some assssssssssssssss

[ServerGenius]

Originally posted by juicylinks
Dyna

Sorry but this is to fucking funny If i was you i would go down to there datacenter find this prick and kiss some assssssssssssssss

Yes that would have been fun......however at this time I'm still
in Spain.....and the datacenter is in the US.....

DynaMite

[Mutt]

sorry about your problem there DynaMite. I burst out laughing about halfway through, it turned into a comedy, kind of surreal for you talking to the wall like that and nobody really listening.

sounds like total incompetence.

[localG]

WOW dude that sucks... so sorry to here about this all.. Hope it you get your shit up and running asap
cya in vegas man

[Spunky]

Dam...thats bullshit..Hunt that bastard down and hang him by the rafters...Come on boys were going to a lynching

[NoCarrier]

Give Cologroup another chance..

It doesn't matter if you lose millions, because Jason is such a nice guy.



P.S.: Ok cologroup nazi followers, now is the time to post the propaganda about Cologroup. I think they are in big trouble

[gornyhuy]

Man, reading those logs gives me the shits.
I feel like I lived through those 72 hours. What a sick feeling to have shit go down and be totally out of your control.

[ServerGenius]

Thanks all for the support.....and yes ironically it is funny.....
I didn't even know who did the fucking support....all I had was
Jason his ICQ and Myles.....but he's not there anymore.....

look at the timestamps those are even funnier......more than a
full week.....yes no typo.....a full week dowtime in 1 month.....
80% because they claim they couldn't find my server or it was
labeled wrong.....which is a crock of shit.....I will post proof of
this tomorrow....as that ICQ is in my office and currently I'm at
home......

my most important things never ran with cologroup but I did store
quite an amount of data on that server....and content....and I paid
for it.....so I want it to work....hell they even charged me for 10
Mbits while the stats they provided me we're showing less than
1 Mbps......

Come Jason....let's dance....join the conversation and have some
fun!

DynaMite

[goBigtime]

Dyna.. ICQ me when you get a chance.

I've got an offer you can't refuse.

I[Q# 1-5-0-9-0-8-3-8-7

[ServerGenius]

Tell us one more time how impressed you are with the new
support crew....tell us for the 10th time that this was the last
and it will never happen again......

We want to hear another time that cologroup will be the best
host around.....come on.....make an ass out of yourself at least
one more time.....before you can collect food stamps

DynaMite

[picindex]

Originally posted by DynaSpain
Tell us one more time how impressed you are with the new
support crew....tell us for the 10th time that this was the last
and it will never happen again......

We want to hear another time that cologroup will be the best
host around.....come on.....make an ass out of yourself at least
one more time.....before you can collect food stamps

DynaMite

No way!

The best host around is Like Whoa

[ServerGenius]

Originally posted by picindex


No way!

The best host around is Like Whoa

I'm almost to afraid to admit it.....I have a dedicated with them
aswell......

DynaMite

[Sin_Vraal]

check out my sig and Drop us a line. I'll set you up w/ an excellent deal and get you up tommorrow even if you want to.

Henry

[Candyman69]

well so far cologroup has been awesome , i have a dedicated tehre
and um it hasn't been down once in the last 8 months , I RULE!

[ServerGenius]

Originally posted by Candyman69
well so far cologroup has been awesome , i have a dedicated tehre
and um it hasn't been down once in the last 8 months , I RULE!

Until they can't *find* your server anymore.....did you know they
just reboot boxes without a reason? Yes read the logs you'll see
they do.....so no matter how much you rule....

if people start fucking with your shit....it doesn't take a customer
induced error.....they'll help you with that.....for free

DynaMite

[ServerGenius]

Jason......where are you....? We want at least hear your side of
the story.......come and play with us

DynaMite

[mrthumbs]

Originally posted by Mutt
sorry about your problem there DynaMite. I burst out laughing about halfway through, it turned into a comedy, kind of surreal for you talking to the wall like that and nobody really listening.

sounds like total incompetence.

exactly what i was thinking.

Just having no control. This is too disturbing
to be real.

[multisexsite]

hahahaha

i never laugh while reading stuff on the internet.... i fucking laughed out loud for a whole minute at the stupidity of that ICQ log!

[mrthumbs]

I simply cant imagine what i would do with 3 days downtime
(or a week total). that's just not possible for none of
my servers.

3 hours is a SERIOUS issue with usually serious consequences..
I'll start raising hell after one hour.

But a question: and you perhaps gave the answer and i
missed it but: what about using the phone?

[quiet]

Originally posted by mrthumbs
I simply cant imagine what i would do with 3 days downtime
(or a week total). that's just not possible for none of
my servers.

3 hours is a SERIOUS issue with usually serious consequences..

agreed. heads would definitely roll. never happened though...

[Wiredoctor]

This is the most unbelievable hosting horror story I have ever seen.... Dyna, I feel for you bro, this is truly unreal

[NoCarrier]

DynaMite 2-12-200 14:37 Let's forget this has happened and move
on......I'll CU in Vegas baby!

--------------------------------------------------
That is so fucking funny.. 2 days later ->
--------------------------------------------------

DynaMite 4-12-200 20:40 Hey come on now....get my fucking box online now

[ServerGenius]

Originally posted by mrthumbs
I simply cant imagine what i would do with 3 days downtime
(or a week total). that's just not possible for none of
my servers.

3 hours is a SERIOUS issue with usually serious consequences..
I'll start raising hell after one hour.

But a question: and you perhaps gave the answer and i
missed it but: what about using the phone?

I guess I would have gotten the exact same replies by phone
it's not that they didn't knew something was wrong...

like I said many times before.....real important stuff is not on
that server.....I merely used it for storage and server to server
moves aswell as some other small stuff.....hence I was this
patient...

I was stupid it enough to let this happen....I'm not that stupid
that I would host really important stuff there.

DynaMite

[ServerGenius]

Originally posted by NoCarrier
DynaMite 2-12-200 14:37 Let's forget this has happened and move
on......I'll CU in Vegas baby!

--------------------------------------------------
That is so fucking funny.. 2 days later ->
--------------------------------------------------

DynaMite 4-12-200 20:40 Hey come on now....get my fucking box online now

what can I say.....I'm a nice guy

DynaMite

[Gutterboy]

Those ICQ logs are the Stephen King novel of the adult internet.

{shudder}

[mrthumbs]

Originally posted by Gutterboy
Those ICQ logs are the Stephen King novel of the adult internet.

{shudder}

true

[ServerGenius]

well at least everybody can see what a company Jason is running.
I've been stupid enough to get in this shit....lesson learnt

DynaMite

[NoCarrier]

Originally posted by DynaSpain
well at least everybody can see what a company Jason is running.
I've been stupid enough to get in this shit....lesson learnt

DynaMite

A company? You are kidding right..

I am sure he runs the "company" in his bedroom. Myles and the tech support = Jason.

[pr0]

Originally posted by DynaSpain


what can I say.....I'm a nice guy

DynaMite

All hosting issues aside, i will vouch for Dynamite being a nice guy...i thought he was a dick from the boards, but after doing a few trades & talking to him a few times...he really is a nice guy.

[ServerGenius]

Originally posted by pr0


All hosting issues aside, i will vouch for Dynamite being a nice guy...i thought he was a dick from the boards, but after doing a few trades & talking to him a few times...he really is a nice guy.

ThanX Pr0

DynaMite

[ServerGenius]

I'm off to bed.....it's 4.00 am on this side of the planet...

TO BE CONTINUED.....

DynaMite

[Keev]

www.ReliableServers.net might wanna take a look into them I believe they are in the same DC too.

[boneprone]

Originally posted by gornyhuy
Man, reading those logs gives me the shits.
I feel like I lived through those 72 hours. What a sick feeling to have shit go down and be totally out of your control.

I agree.
Wow.