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pr0 · 11-24-2002, 11:56 PM

This atkins diet rocks, i just ate a whole fucking turkey...& my doctor assures me i'll lose weight no matter what,...i can eat all the fucking meat i want.

I've been on it for like 3 days now, i can't take a decent shit anymore, but fuck...if i can lose weight eating meat im there!

Anyone else try this shit?

I'm not sure of all the "Atkins Diet" rules (other than no carbs at all)

So if you know any tips, or any idea's for snacks i'd sure appreciate it

Marcus · 11-24-2002, 11:58 PM

it does work.

I lived off of bacon double cheeseburgers (without the bread) for amonth and lost a lot of weight.

I stopped it cuz I was always backed up, and you can't drink alcohol on it. rought

Hot Tropical Babes · 11-24-2002, 11:59 PM

"Just so ya know" I dont want the wishbone

SpaceAce · 11-24-2002, 11:59 PM

My understanding is that even a moderate amount of time with the body forced into ketosis can have very bad lasting effects. I also hear that, although it may kill or cripple you in the long run, it kicks all kinds of ass for immediate weight loss.

SpaceAce

dickblast · 11-24-2002, 11:59 PM

jesus christ take some ex lax

shitting out weight helps u too

beemk · 11-25-2002, 12:00 AM

try the crack-kins diet. when was the last time u saw a fat crackhead?

Fletch XXX · 11-25-2002, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pr0

I'm not sure of all the "Atkins Diet" rules (other than no carbs at all)

So if you know any tips, or any idea's for snacks i'd sure appreciate it

YOu really should read the book or cunsult a doctor.

That diet specifically states to NOT do it unless you check your health first bro.

Make sure you are safe.

Trust me.

Dont just stop eating carbs, read the book.

You will do damage to yourself.

Good luck though, I have friends who dropped 40 + lbs on that.

Stick to it, but read the book.

;)

Voodoo · 11-25-2002, 12:01 AM

I'm on a similar diet, I don't order side dishes anymore, and only eat the main "meat" course of the meal, and only eat until I'm satisfied. I stop before I get "full".

I've also been eating green vegetables, and fruit. I have also been drinking lots of water.

I've lost like 15lbs in the past 2 weeks. I was at 180lbs wearing just my boxers, now I'm down to 165lbs fully clothed.

So, yeah, it works great. Just try to stay away from "grain" products, and you'll be fine.

AM Jeff · 11-25-2002, 12:01 AM

Pro...my Mom is on that diet and lost a bunch.

My cousin was a big ol boy. Built like a fuckin Ox and he went on it..
He's lost like a 100 pounds in 6 months since being on it.

Only thing he eats is meat.

playa · 11-25-2002, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dickblast
jesus christ take some ex lax

shitting out weight helps u too

might aswell go all the way and get a full colonic

if its your first you could loose 5-10 pounds of compacted shit

Fletch XXX · 11-25-2002, 12:02 AM

Ketosis needs to be understood first.

http://my.webmd.com/content/article/1671.53662

EscortBiz · 11-25-2002, 12:03 AM

eat what you want just workout and you will be ok

Nina · 11-25-2002, 12:03 AM

you were supposed to wait until Thursday...
Turkey Day! Yum yum.

Marcus · 11-25-2002, 12:03 AM

Make sure you take the pills that comes with the diet.

pr0 · 11-25-2002, 12:07 AM

Sugar is a drug...i've come to that conclusion, im going through withdrawls right now

Hot Tropical Babes · 11-25-2002, 12:08 AM

are junior mints bad? I bought a box tonight.... I love how they melt in my mouth....MMmmmmMMMmmmm

AM Jeff · 11-25-2002, 12:09 AM

damn it..now I'm hungry.

I wonder if I have any oreos left?

Fletch XXX · 11-25-2002, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pr0
Sugar is a drug...i've come to that conclusion, im going through withdrawls right now

I cut refined sugar out of my diet 3 years ago.

Stop drinking soda - replace with water. Youll lose 10 just from that. I know I did.

My problem was when I quit smoking cigs I gained a few pounds. Had to get rid of that though.

Best move ever.

asuna · 11-25-2002, 12:10 AM

I'm the exact opposite.. i need to gain fucking weight... a good 20pounds

pr0 · 11-25-2002, 12:11 AM

wtf i can't have caffeine on this diet? guess i fucked up...

no caffeine???? FUCK...why?

CDSmith · 11-25-2002, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pr0
This atkins diet rocks, i just ate a whole fucking turkey...& my doctor assures me i'll lose weight no matter what,...i can eat all the fucking meat i want.

I've been on it for like 3 days now, i can't take a decent shit anymore, but fuck...if i can lose weight eating meat im there!

Anyone else try this shit?

I'm not sure of all the "Atkins Diet" rules (other than no carbs at all)

I've obviously been on the atkins dieat for the last 20 years and didn't even know it. Cool bees.

CDSmith · 11-25-2002, 12:12 AM

Except for the caffeine of course. Can't live without the wonderful life-giving coffeeee.

Exxxotica · 11-25-2002, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Ketosis needs to be understood first.

http://my.webmd.com/content/article/1671.53662

Very true....

you people trying this stuff, be careful, you can fuck yourselves up.

Fletch XXX · 11-25-2002, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pr0
wtf i can't have caffeine on this diet? guess i fucked up...

no caffeine???? FUCK...why?

Caffiene makes the body produce glucose (sugars.)

pr0 · 11-25-2002, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

Caffiene makes the body produce glucose (sugars.)

fuck oh well, im screwed

who's got another diet for me?...im switching

Voodoo · 11-25-2002, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pr0
Sugar is a drug...i've come to that conclusion, im going through withdrawls right now

My Dad has diabetes, and has to do insulin shots... his arms and legs are all scarred up, from wounds that won't heal. It's some nasty stuff. Eventually, amputation may be needed if gangreen (spelling) sets in. All because of too much sugar in his blood.

Hypoglycemia is the beginnings of diabetes, if it goes untreated, and you don't slow down your sugar intake, you will most likely get diabetes.

Your pancreas produces your body's insulin based on your sugar intake. If you quit sugar "cold-turkey" you could do some major damage. I would highly recommend "slowing down" your sugar intake for a while, and ween yourself off of it if you really want to stop.

Those "withdrawls" you are experiencing are your body's "warning sign" that it needs the sugar. I tried to quit sugar "cold-turkey" a few years ago, and ended up in the hospital emergency room. I had pains in my pancreas region, and ended up blacking out, not breathing, with my roommate smacking the shit out of me to wake up... I was out for like 10 minutes... I couldn't see with my eyes open, I couldn't hear, and the next thing I knew I was being revived by an EMT with an oxygen mask, and a light shining in my eyes.

Very scary shit. Just be careful with radically changing your diet. In any case, I would recommend slowly modifying it until you get to where you want to be. Sort of like "retraining" your body for a new diet.

Anyhow, I don't want to write a novel here (already have), but, just wanted to look out for you, and share some of what I've expierenced.

Fletch XXX · 11-25-2002, 12:25 AM

As I said. (Also like Voodoo story)

Read the book.

People try these diets and have no clue the chemical changes in their bodies are the reason you lose weight, but essentially what you are doing is changing your body from a sugar burning unit to a carb burning unit - its a process that has to take time. Ketosis.

The doctors who wrote the 'Sugar Busters' diet used to speak at my college. I learned a lot from them regarding metabolism - sugars and digestion.

CDSmith · 11-25-2002, 12:28 AM

How about my patented "eat healthy and eat lots" diet?

lean meat -- lots.
fresh lightly cooked veggies -- tons
fruit and fruit juices -- huge amounts
whole grain breads and cereals - voracious portions

and cup after cup of wonderful lifegiving coffeee.

After all that, if you have room, pretty much anything goes, as long as you walk or do some physical activity at least 3 - 4 times a weak. More is better.

.... okay maybe it's not patented. I lied.

pr0 · 11-25-2002, 12:35 AM

ok well i just went down & cooked up an eggo waffle with some sryup...i'll start over this week....but this time i'm going to actually consult my doctor about the best diet for me.

All you fuckers talking about crazy shit scared me out of the diet

SpaceAce · 11-25-2002, 12:35 AM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz
eat what you want just workout and you will be ok

I wish it were that easy. For the last month or so, I've been slacking off but for pretty much the last year I have managed 0 weight loss no matter what I do. I have drastically improved my diet in many ways, I eat less than I ever did before in my life and I eat better stuff. I avoid things I used to love and shovel a lot more salad in my mouth. I've spent countless hours on the treadmill and heaving weights around and it has had no effect. Seriously, I was dedicated. In about a six month period, I was doing 45 minutes-1 hour/day on the treadmill (start out at a 3 or so, do a 5.5-6 for my fastest parts and a 3.5-3 for cooldown - I weigh 325, I would have destroyed the treadmill and my knees if I tried to run on it). In that period I don't think I ever skipped more than 2 days in a single week, and usually I skipped none. I was also doing a 3-day workout routine with weights. I literally did not lose one ounce. Literally, as in I went from 323 and 12 ounces to... 323 and 12 ounces. It was insane. My friend suggested that some of that might have been muscle replacing fat because I had been hitting the weights, but I have my doubts. First of all, the weights I was using only went up to 200 on the stack, about 55 in freeweight for one dumbell and maybe 130lbs in assorted freeweights. It was practically cardio.

When I was in my mid-to-late teens, I was about 240lbs even though I got tons of excercise. Me and my friend (who also reads this board) were constantly walking, running, wrestling, etc. I worked 5 days a week, that was at least 3 miles each way (on foot every day, except when I had a bike... usually on foot) + my jobs were all on my feet types of employment. We would regularly walk several miles to and from the mall, even further to and from the bowling alley/pool hall. We played basketball, we had mock fights, we played with swords, climbed hills to run around on train tracks, all that happy shit. I would seriously say it's no stretch to figure that I walked 30 miles/week just going to and from work, plus probably another 15 or so from our activities. That doesn't include incidentals like the energy expended in doing the actual things we were walking places to do.

Every since my early teens, I've just been bigger than most other people. In high school, it was no big deal. I was 240 but all that moving around (and all that being young) kept me pretty solid. I would say I was no more than 30lbs overweight at 240. I know that's a lot, but now that I am a little older and a little slowed down, I have more like 100 to lose. I'm not a total porker, I'm strong and I don't get out of breath climbing to my 3rd-floor apartment, but after so much failure at trying to get rid of extra weight, I can definitely see the appeal in something like the Atkins diet. After a while, you just want the weight gone even if it means a risk to your health.

SpaceAce

11-24-2002, 11:56 PM	#1
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Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,592	I'm on a similar diet, I don't order side dishes anymore, and only eat the main "meat" course of the meal, and only eat until I'm satisfied. I stop before I get "full". I've also been eating green vegetables, and fruit. I have also been drinking lots of water. I've lost like 15lbs in the past 2 weeks. I was at 180lbs wearing just my boxers, now I'm down to 165lbs fully clothed. So, yeah, it works great. Just try to stay away from "grain" products, and you'll be fine. __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

11-24-2002, 11:58 PM	#2
Marcus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,472	it does work. I lived off of bacon double cheeseburgers (without the bread) for amonth and lost a lot of weight. I stopped it cuz I was always backed up, and you can't drink alcohol on it. rought

11-24-2002, 11:59 PM	#4
SpaceAce Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Magrathea Posts: 6,493	My understanding is that even a moderate amount of time with the body forced into ketosis can have very bad lasting effects. I also hear that, although it may kill or cripple you in the long run, it kicks all kinds of ass for immediate weight loss. SpaceAce

11-25-2002, 12:01 AM	#9
AM Jeff Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The House Of Rage Posts: 1,320	Pro...my Mom is on that diet and lost a bunch. My cousin was a big ol boy. Built like a fuckin Ox and he went on it.. He's lost like a 100 pounds in 6 months since being on it. Only thing he eats is meat.

11-25-2002, 12:02 AM	#11
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Nina Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NYC Posts: 2,687	you were supposed to wait until Thursday... Turkey Day! Yum yum.

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pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	Sugar is a drug...i've come to that conclusion, im going through withdrawls right now

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11-25-2002, 12:09 AM	#17
AM Jeff Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The House Of Rage Posts: 1,320	damn it..now I'm hungry. I wonder if I have any oreos left?

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asuna Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 8,743	I'm the exact opposite.. i need to gain fucking weight... a good 20pounds __________________

11-25-2002, 12:11 AM	#20
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	wtf i can't have caffeine on this diet? guess i fucked up... no caffeine???? FUCK...why?

11-25-2002, 12:12 AM	#22
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11-25-2002, 12:25 AM	#27
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	As I said. (Also like Voodoo story) Read the book. People try these diets and have no clue the chemical changes in their bodies are the reason you lose weight, but essentially what you are doing is changing your body from a sugar burning unit to a carb burning unit - its a process that has to take time. Ketosis. The doctors who wrote the 'Sugar Busters' diet used to speak at my college. I learned a lot from them regarding metabolism - sugars and digestion. __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me Last edited by Fletch XXX; 11-25-2002 at 12:26 AM..

11-25-2002, 12:28 AM	#28
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	How about my patented "eat healthy and eat lots" diet? lean meat -- lots. fresh lightly cooked veggies -- tons fruit and fruit juices -- huge amounts whole grain breads and cereals - voracious portions and cup after cup of wonderful lifegiving coffeee. After all that, if you have room, pretty much anything goes, as long as you walk or do some physical activity at least 3 - 4 times a weak. More is better. .... okay maybe it's not patented. I lied. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

11-25-2002, 12:35 AM	#29
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	ok well i just went down & cooked up an eggo waffle with some sryup...i'll start over this week....but this time i'm going to actually consult my doctor about the best diet for me. All you fuckers talking about crazy shit scared me out of the diet