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EscortBiz · 11-22-2002, 10:16 PM

On the tonight show he said if you call 1800 EAT CRAP its a chineese resturant, so I called it and its a SEX line

SOMONE IS MAKING SOME CASH

Jay_StandAhead · 11-22-2002, 10:18 PM

But is it a Chinese Restaurant's Sex line???

EscortBiz · 11-22-2002, 10:20 PM

no the real deal

multisexsite · 11-22-2002, 10:50 PM

EscortBiz · 11-23-2002, 01:06 AM

I wish i had that line

KRL · 11-23-2002, 01:19 AM

We did an Elvis line that Johnny Carson used in his monologue one night. He didn't mention the number though. It was pretty cool anyway. Had Entertainment Tonight do a piece on it also and they promised to put up the number, but when the show aired they blocked out the last 4 digits. TV is amazing for 900 number marketing. High risk though if you aren't a shrewd haggler for your media buys. You can go through serious dollars faster than shit. Plus you have to have a solid relationship with someone directly in scheduling so you don't get bumped or a crap placement slot. The big corporate clients get serviced first with the best time slots. 900 guys are on the bottom of the ladder unfortunately. MTV is great if you can swing the dollars for a continuos rotation.

EscortBiz · 11-23-2002, 01:21 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
We did an Elvis line that Johnny Carson used in his monologue one night. He didn't mention the number though. It was pretty cool anyway. Had Entertainment Tonight do a piece on it also and they promised to put up the number, but when the show aired they blocked out the last 4 digits. TV is amazing for 900 number marketing. High risk though if you aren't a shrewd haggler for your media buys. You can go through serious dollars faster than shit. Plus you have to have a solid relationship with someone directly in scheduling so you don't get bumped or a crap placement slot. The big corporate clients get serviced first with the best time slots. 900 guys are on the bottom of the ladder unfortunately. MTV is great if you can swing the dollars for a continuos rotation.

whats your company name I have been in the audiotext biz forever

Westin · 11-23-2002, 01:23 AM

haha I seen that tonight ... he was funny as hell, and that joke was 1 of the best!

KRL · 11-23-2002, 01:24 AM

We did all our programs under separate company names to keep the bombs separated from the hits. Kind of like the film biz with different partnership behind financing each movie. What's yours or do you have a ton also?

EscortBiz · 11-23-2002, 01:33 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
We did all our programs under separate company names to keep the bombs separated from the hits. Kind of like the film biz with different partnership behind financing each movie. What's yours or do you have a ton also?

You maintained your own t's and ivr's or used a bureau?

KRL · 11-23-2002, 01:44 AM

We had our own facilities and equipment for a good part. Had the first voice processing cards in IBM XT's. Can't remember the vendor but was out in Calfornia. Even more primitive were the Takashio's used on 976 lines. Memories, ahhhhhhh, those were the good ole days....

Got out of it when the competition got outrageous.

EscortBiz · 11-23-2002, 01:48 AM

My own equitment execpt when I promoted just generic sex and psychic lines I used Crown FL, ATN FL, BureauOne Remember them?

I used NMS AG 2/4000 4T1 Some Dialogic cards

Today I use CrystalRia Servers (NT Clusters)

I still maintain equiptment for a pretty large audiotext based business I run non adult related.

But yes lots of memories

Brown Bear · 11-23-2002, 01:56 AM

hehe...1800 EAT CRAP

Instead of a chat-line it's a scat-line!

Get it? hehe

EscortBiz · 11-23-2002, 02:04 AM

lol brownnnnnnnnn

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