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TDF 11-18-2002 10:07 PM

omg thats funny shit

rdunn404 11-18-2002 10:30 PM

The absolute funniest site I have seen in my life! And it's so detailed too!

HQ 11-19-2002 06:48 AM

Is this the real author?

http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/fly_cat.jpg

http://www.msu.edu/%7Ecouilla3/moi.html

(from: http://www.msu.edu/%7Ecouilla3/topframe.htm)

TheFLY 11-19-2002 07:23 AM

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titmowse 11-19-2002 07:32 AM

Gary knows all about ninjas :winkwink:

Jakk 11-19-2002 07:52 AM

Damn I love this board for showing me great sites like this.

For anyone that likes kid ninjas, this is a serious flash site about such a ninja

http://www.ninjai.com

Juge 11-19-2002 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by railz
PR6 and about 200 backlinks in google, approx 2500 in yahoo, alta and hotbot.

Not bad :)

Not bad at all! #2 spot in google for ninja is pretty wicked, too.

HQ 11-19-2002 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by railz
PR6 and about 200 backlinks in google, approx 2500 in yahoo, alta and hotbot.

Not bad :)

As I posted above:

http://www.google.com/search?q=ninja

#2 !

HQ 11-19-2002 09:09 AM

I just signed his guestbook with a link to this thread... wonder if he'll even read it.

ED 11-19-2002 11:56 AM

haha
i love that site
i saw it about a year ago.
the hate mail is soooo funny.

the movie scripts make me laugh every time.

Juge 11-19-2002 12:01 PM

The movie scripts are fucking hilarious! The comments he makes at the end of them are so funny. Read the hate mail, and read the script he made after reading one of the hate mails. :1orglaugh

The ninja facts are funny, too:

Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.


Man, I had no idea ninja's were that intense! :1orglaugh

Juge 11-20-2002 05:53 AM

Scene 1:

Ninjas walk down street to go eat some food. Ninjas are all wearing black and looking totally sweet. There is some awesome music playing in the background to get the audience really pumped. Then some dude jumps out of nowhere. The ninjas start beating this guy's ass bad. Then the dude starts trying to run away, but one ninja pulls out a ninja star (ninja weapon) and throws it at the dude. The ninja star cuts the guy's head totally off. The head rolls over near this old dog that looks at the head and barfs all over the place, including the camera, which is awesome. The ninjas start flying and everybody starts screaming. Then the scene ends.

Scene 2:

A ninja is sleeping at his house. Some idiot walks by singing a super annoying song. Then the ninja wakes up super pissed and ready to rock. The guy just keeps walking and singing, while the ninja starts cutting down a building. When the guy walks by the building, it falls on him. (When the building is falling, a guitar will be wailing hard in the background.) There will be a close up of the dude's feet sticking out from under the building. The feet explode all over the place, because of blood pressure. Then we see that the ninja was playing the guitar. Then all these babes start coming out of nowhere and the ninja starts wailing ever harder (if that's even possible). Then the camera starts fading out and then explodes.

END

-I thought of this script right before bedtime. I got so pumped I almost kicked my mom right in the face!

:1orglaugh

HQ 11-20-2002 07:29 AM

http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/b.../ninjamain.gif

ED 11-20-2002 07:50 AM

that ninjai.com site is pretty cool

Juge 11-20-2002 08:22 AM

:1orglaugh that movie rocked.

Juge 11-20-2002 12:30 PM

This is the original thread, since some lame ass had to start a new one to get replies to his own... how lame... :ugone2far

DarkJedi 11-20-2002 12:34 PM

LOL what a dumb fuck.


you are the one that have been bumping my (and your own too) thread from second GFY page.

jesus, just go buy a fucking dvd player




now i Officially tell you to FUCK OFF :boid

Juge 11-20-2002 12:36 PM

I haven't bumped shit. I only replied to your thread to ask you why you started a new thread on something I posted instead of just replying to it in my thread. You're lame, dude. Go away.

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Juge 11-20-2002 12:45 PM

Has someone been fucking that? Is that why your ass is sore? :1orglaugh


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