DAMN -- stuck AGAIN with a ton of leftover halloween candy - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 10-31-2008, 06:26 PM

Only had 8 kids come to the door this year. Last year it was 11. Now I again have about 400 reese's peanut butter cups sitting here. What the hell am I going to do with all these cups?!

Get ready for CD on a sugar high for the next 3 weeks.

sandman! · 10-31-2008, 06:28 PM

if you only had 11 kids last year why did you buy 400+ ?

CDSmith · 10-31-2008, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by sandman!

if you only had 11 kids last year why did you buy 400+ ?

Gee I wonder. :D

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Spunky · 10-31-2008, 06:37 PM

Peanut butter cups for everybody!

AnalProbe · 10-31-2008, 06:42 PM

Send them to your top affiliates as a gesture of appreciation...

Or store them for 6 weeks and hand them out to the homeless with Christmas.

Don't forget the pics.

mynameisjim · 10-31-2008, 06:43 PM

I had a big bowl of candy on the front porch and I was handing it out. I went inside for less than a minute and those punks came and stole it all. Three big bags worth. There was a trail of dropped candy all the way down the driveway.

I actually got a laugh out of it though as it reminded me of being a kid on Halloween.

HorseShit · 10-31-2008, 06:46 PM

didn't have any kids come, house is set back from the road through a narrow, windy drive way.. no kids dared

MattO · 10-31-2008, 06:48 PM

I wasn't sure what to expect seeing as I just moved here but it's been pretty good, tons of kids, not many older punk types. My daughter's loving it.

Dame · 10-31-2008, 06:50 PM

I ended up only getting 1 girl that came knocking. Seems to get worse each year.

After Shock Media · 10-31-2008, 06:52 PM

Down from a handfull to zero this year.
Very sad actually.

CDSmith · 10-31-2008, 06:56 PM

Those 7 kids all got a good mittful of little chocolate bars though, like half a dozen each.

They hit the jackpot at my house.

okfling · 10-31-2008, 07:06 PM

turned off the light and went out for dinner and to walmart, it was nice having walmart empty

SilentKnight · 10-31-2008, 07:15 PM

We only had about 24 or so kids this year. Quieter than usual. Rather surprising since its nice mild weather out there at the moment.

I blame McCain.

CDSmith · 10-31-2008, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by jdavis

didn't have any kids come, house is set back from the road through a narrow, windy drive way..
no kids dared

And if they had, you'd have done a....

NickPapageorgio · 10-31-2008, 07:24 PM

Me too dude.

I got a bowl full left over. Christians really fucked Halloween pretty good. Stupid fucking Halloween night church shit and crap up at the local malls. I miss Halloween in the 70's when we had the old plastic costumes with that smell...c'mon...you know the smell. And they always had a rip in the ass before the night was over lol. My kids don't know what they're missing at Halloween. I miss fake razor blade apple stories and bag snatching.

peeperpimp · 10-31-2008, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Only had 8 kids come to the door this year. Last year it was 11. Now I again have about 400 reese's peanut butter cups sitting here. What the hell am I going to do with all these cups?!

Get ready for CD on a sugar high for the next 3 weeks.

lol. They probably got their candy stash free off the net

(just joking)

But I'll take em off your hands if ya want, send your left overs my way, jst icq for P.O. box info lol

CDSmith · 10-31-2008, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio

Me too dude.

I got a bowl full left over. Christians really fucked Halloween pretty good. Stupid fucking Halloween night church shit and crap up at the local malls. I miss Halloween in the 70's when we had the old plastic costumes with that smell...c'mon...you know the smell. And they always had a rip in the ass before the night was over lol. My kids don't know what they're missing at Halloween. I miss fake razor blade apple stories and bag snatching.

I did all my trick or treating in the 70's. I remember a few years having to plod through two feet of snow to get to each house. One year I had my candy stolen. Good thing it was my second go-round and still had all the stuff I collected earlier still at home.

Most years my parents had over 300 kids come to the door. These days they say it's rare to see more than 30 or 40.

Halloween is dying, at least for kids. For adults there are more bashes than ever.

NickPapageorgio · 10-31-2008, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

I did all my trick or treating in the 70's. I remember a few years having to plod through two feet of snow to get to each house. One year I had my candy stolen. Good thing it was my second go-round and still had all the stuff I collected earlier still at home.

Most years my parents had over 300 kids come to the door. These days they say it's rare to see more than 30 or 40.

Halloween is dying, at least for kids. For adults there are more bashes than ever.

Dear god, I live in a college town. I can't go into a convenience store on Halloween without 30 fucking coeds dressed in tight nurses costumes and the like lol. I can't say I hate Halloween as an adult at all. But yea, it ain't what it was for kids at all.

Related note: We had a dumb fuck neighbor back in the day that would always, put a bowl on the porch with a little cardboard sign that said "Please Take One". PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT. We'd dump the bowl in our bags and then break the bowl lol. We were allowed to be little dicks back then. Now they put em' on Ritalin when they go apeshit.

PornMD · 10-31-2008, 07:37 PM

Granted I kinda shot myself in the foot with no Halloween decorations, but I AM in a condo complex and thus far at 7:30 PM my time, a total of 2 kids have knocked on my neighbor's door...neither knocked on my door. I've had zilch, and supposed to be dieting...yay candy! lol

Tempest · 10-31-2008, 07:54 PM

These days Halloween is mostly about "grownups" not having to feel guilty about buying a shit load of candy for themselves with the pretext of having some for the kiddies...

cherrylula · 10-31-2008, 08:12 PM

so sad, Halloween should be for kids. It should be fun and scary.

marketsmart · 10-31-2008, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

I did all my trick or treating in the 70's. I remember a few years having to plod through two feet of snow to get to each house. One year I had my candy stolen. Good thing it was my second go-round and still had all the stuff I collected earlier still at home.

Most years my parents had over 300 kids come to the door. These days they say it's rare to see more than 30 or 40.

Halloween is dying, at least for kids. For adults there are more bashes than ever.

i too was a 70's treak or treater.. when i was 7 or 8 i was darth vader with the cheap plastic costume.. i pissed myself because i wanted to keep getting more candy..

back in those days, there were hundreds of kids trick or treating.. i used to fill up grocery size bags (the old paper ones) with candy..

bloggingseo · 10-31-2008, 08:30 PM

We have a ton of candy left too! Not sure why not many kids come by, but I think it is because we live off of a main road. All the kids I saw tonight were going walking along the main roads in town and not really walking off on any of the side roads. Kind of sad, actually! Even some of the houses on my street with tons and tons of Halloween lights and pumpkins and the like were hardly visited.

NickPapageorgio · 10-31-2008, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

i too was a 70's treak or treater.. when i was 7 or 8 i was darth vader with the cheap plastic costume.. i pissed myself because i wanted to keep getting more candy..

back in those days, there were hundreds of kids trick or treating.. i used to fill up grocery size bags (the old paper ones) with candy..

FUCK YES!! We had these giant fucking pillow cases that you could stuff a pig in and still have enough candy for the next 6 weeks.

Uuuuuugh...remember all those little shitty pal bubble gums that the poor people gave out?

D Ghost · 10-31-2008, 08:38 PM

lmao....

Tam · 10-31-2008, 08:40 PM

I had NO kids come here this year at all. Of course I didn't expect too many because I live on a dead end road, but I expected SOME.

Now here I am with Diabetes and about 5lbs of chocolates in my face. lmao

Supz · 10-31-2008, 10:01 PM

there is no such thing as being 'stuck' with candy. You can never have to much!

mynameisjim · 10-31-2008, 10:36 PM

It was all those scare stories about razor blades in candy back in the 80's. But honestly, how often did that actually happen, if ever?

Secondly, how can you even put razor blades in candy? Most everything is in sealed packages, even the minis. Fruits and vegetables get picked in some god forsaken 3rd world country, shipped over here and plunked down on a table in the grocery store and are never packaged or protected yet people never wonder if those are tainted.

It's the same with kidnapping. 99% of cases involve a family member. The number of children taken by strangers is around 100/year yet people think it happens constantly so they never let their kids out.

After Shock Media · 10-31-2008, 10:42 PM

I really do remember when you only came home trick or treating when your arms hurt from the weight of you lugging a pillow case which by now had been flung over your shoulder gripped white knuckled as there was very little fabric left to hold. You had already given up on leg cramps, they meant nothing. The only way a house was off limits was if there was tall weeds in the yard, broken windows, and obviously vacant. The only other possible way a house could deter you was perhaps a chain link fence and at least two dobermans off leashes. Lights out in a house only meant you must knock harder and be more persistent. You also felt extreme pity for any kid who was stuck with a plastic hand help pumpkin to hold candy in, you already knew it was barely a step above a flimsy paper bad whose handles would soon rip by the end of the first block. Hell the only real danger beyond said leg and arm cramps, was the parental theft factor as they "needed" to check your candy for all the possible "questionable" candy - that always seemed to be the better candy they would steal for themselves.

CDSmith · 11-01-2008, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by mynameisjim

It was all those scare stories about razor blades in candy back in the 80's. But honestly, how often did that actually happen, if ever?

Secondly, how can you even put razor blades in candy? Most everything is in sealed packages, even the minis. Fruits and vegetables get picked in some god forsaken 3rd world country, shipped over here and plunked down on a table in the grocery store and are never packaged or protected yet people never wonder if those are tainted.

It's the same with kidnapping. 99% of cases involve a family member. The number of children taken by strangers is around 100/year yet people think it happens constantly so they never let their kids out.

The 80's? No friend, those stories were actually carried forward from the late 60's and 70's, maybe even earlier. The reports of razor blades weren't about candy, they were about apples. Back then some people used to give out apples to kids instead of candy, many gave apples from their own apple trees in their yard.

In fact back then kids used to yell "HALLOWEEN APPLES!" as often as "trick or treat" when they came to the door.

To this day I still don't know if it ever really happened, but many back then used to talk about how someone managed to hide razor blades inside apples. In my early years of trick or treating some of our nieghbors gave out candy apples, and everyone's mom (including mine) would CUT THOSE APPLES into smaller pieces in order to check for razor blades, believe it or not. Whether it really happened or not the worry was there.

In fact, one or two houses in my area used to give out little bags of homemade popcorn, and many of us kids had to throw that stuff away at the behest of our parents. "NO HOMEMADE STUFF, IT MIGHT BE POISONED!"... unless you could tell them EXACTLY which house you got it from. If they knew the people then it was okay... but really, who the hell wanted popcorn? The real prize was the houses who gave out canned drinks, bags of chips, and anything chocolate. The rest was mostly filler --- rockets, gum, carmels, or those really chewy candies with the little bats on the wrapper. Then there was the suckers, hard candies, etc, all the crap that you ate last (or didn't eat at all). All that stuff was safe, but my mom still examined everything and checked out all the wrappers for signs of tampering before we could dive in.

I think these days more and more parents are just keeping their kids home and avoiding the whole mess, which is a shame because through all the rumors and fears of candy-tamerping and kids being abducted or hit by cars etc etc etc... I do have a lot of really great memories of halloween and walking the neighborhood with my big pillowcase and costume hauling in gobs of goodies.

CDSmith · 11-01-2008, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

I really do remember when you only came home trick or treating when your arms hurt from the weight of you lugging a pillow case which by now had been flung over your shoulder gripped white knuckled as there was very little fabric left to hold. You had already given up on leg cramps, they meant nothing. The only way a house was off limits was if there was tall weeds in the yard, broken windows, and obviously vacant. The only other possible way a house could deter you was perhaps a chain link fence and at least two dobermans off leashes. Lights out in a house only meant you must knock harder and be more persistent. You also felt extreme pity for any kid who was stuck with a plastic hand help pumpkin to hold candy in, you already knew it was barely a step above a flimsy paper bad whose handles would soon rip by the end of the first block. Hell the only real danger beyond said leg and arm cramps, was the parental theft factor as they "needed" to check your candy for all the possible "questionable" candy - that always seemed to be the better candy they would steal for themselves.

Brilliantly stated. Except... for me the ones I had to worry about theiving my stash were my older brothers and sisters. Other than for the purposes of my protection my mom had no interest in candy, so she would check it over and then leave me to it. I had 4 older brothers and sister to worry about though. Well, three. my oldest sister was married and long gone when I was still small. But the rest, especially my two brothers who were too old to go out trick or treating themselves, used to pilfer my stash mercilessly. I prayed for a padlocked trunk to put my candy in, but never did get one.

And you're so bang on about those plastic pumpkins. The little plastic handle would invariably come loose once the thing got full too, and every year there were kids having to waste precious time picking their candy off the road or someone's lawn (or digging for it in the snow) because their pumpkin broke. ha ha

Dirty D · 11-01-2008, 08:34 AM

King Size Pillowcases ROCK

Nothing else will haul 50lbs of candy

Manowar · 11-01-2008, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

And if they had, you'd have done a....

baddog · 11-01-2008, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio

Me too dude.

I got a bowl full left over. Christians really fucked Halloween pretty good. Stupid fucking Halloween night church shit and crap up at the local malls. I miss Halloween in the 70's when we had the old plastic costumes with that smell...c'mon...you know the smell. And they always had a rip in the ass before the night was over lol. My kids don't know what they're missing at Halloween. I miss fake razor blade apple stories and bag snatching.

That's right, blame the Christians instead of parents that would rather send their child into a safe environment.

PurrrsianPussyKat · 11-01-2008, 09:08 AM

Run a contest on gfy. Fat, lazy webmasters will do anything for free candy. ;)

Mr. Blue · 11-01-2008, 09:12 AM

Not 1 kid this year and my house is fairly close to an elementary school. However, the little punks did manage to tp the hell out of the trees in the front, they were howling all last night like some kind of banshees until 1 AM so I doubt they were "scared" of free candy.

I have a theory that parents give their kids candy all year long now so it's not a biggie. When I was growing up my mom didn't buy lots of candy, so Halloween was like a huge candy payday for me. I'd come home with 4 grocery bags of candy and be set. I'd start early and go for hours, lol.

Oh well, I got snickers bars for the next few months now, lol.

sltr · 11-01-2008, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

The 80's? No friend, those stories were actually carried forward from the late 60's and 70's, maybe even earlier. The reports of razor blades weren't about candy, they were about apples. Back then some people used to give out apples to kids instead of candy, many gave apples from their own apple trees in their yard.

In fact back then kids used to yell "HALLOWEEN APPLES!" as often as "trick or treat" when they came to the door.

To this day I still don't know if it ever really happened, but many back then used to talk about how someone managed to hide razor blades inside apples. In my early years of trick or treating some of our nieghbors gave out candy apples, and everyone's mom (including mine) would CUT THOSE APPLES into smaller pieces in order to check for razor blades, believe it or not. Whether it really happened or not the worry was there.

In fact, one or two houses in my area used to give out little bags of homemade popcorn, and many of us kids had to throw that stuff away at the behest of our parents. "NO HOMEMADE STUFF, IT MIGHT BE POISONED!"... unless you could tell them EXACTLY which house you got it from. If they knew the people then it was okay... but really, who the hell wanted popcorn? The real prize was the houses who gave out canned drinks, bags of chips, and anything chocolate. The rest was mostly filler --- rockets, gum, carmels, or those really chewy candies with the little bats on the wrapper. Then there was the suckers, hard candies, etc, all the crap that you ate last (or didn't eat at all). All that stuff was safe, but my mom still examined everything and checked out all the wrappers for signs of tampering before we could dive in.

I think these days more and more parents are just keeping their kids home and avoiding the whole mess, which is a shame because through all the rumors and fears of candy-tamerping and kids being abducted or hit by cars etc etc etc... I do have a lot of really great memories of halloween and walking the neighborhood with my big pillowcase and costume hauling in gobs of goodies.

i remember the houston dad who murdered his son with a cyanide filled pixie stix back in the 70s, i was trick or treating age at the time, living in houston i think he also put cyanide in the son's friend's pixie stix too, to make it look more believable.

my parents and all my friend's parents put the clamp down on our trick or treating after that.

baddog · 11-01-2008, 09:20 AM

The sad thing is that every Halloween "tampering" crime that I have ever heard of was done by a relative of the victim.

Daddy Big Nuts · 11-01-2008, 09:42 AM

Man....I had about 200-250. Passed out 8 huge bags of candy and drank beer with friends. It was fun!

CDSmith · 11-01-2008, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Daddy Big Nuts

Man....I had about 200-250. Passed out 8 huge bags of candy and drank beer with friends. It was fun!

NOW we're talking!

But...just out of curiosity, you don't live in a trailer park do you? :D

~Ray · 11-01-2008, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio

Related note: We had a dumb fuck neighbor back in the day that would always, put a bowl on the porch with a little cardboard sign that said "Please Take One". PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT. We'd dump the bowl in our bags and then break the bowl lol.

you are the exact reason I turn my porch light off on Halloween.

CDSmith · 11-01-2008, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex

you are the exact reason I turn my porch light off on Halloween.

There was one house on my old street like that, back in the early 70's. That guy's house was always dark on Halloween, and all the kids thought the people who lived there were too cheap. So every year on the morning after he'd find his house covered with eggs from the night before.

He eventually moved. :D

I vowed back then that when I got older and owned a house I would never ever be "that guy".

Daddy Big Nuts · 11-01-2008, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

NOW we're talking!

But...just out of curiosity, you don't live in a trailer park do you? :D

Yes, but they only allow single wide trailers. Double wides are for rich people.

Fucksakes · 11-01-2008, 11:26 AM

I love how the cops drive in the cars and hand out candies.. they honk their horn and all the kids come running to get candy from a guy in a car holding out candy..

like kids are not taught over and over not to take candy from strangers especially in cars.

mynameisjim · 11-01-2008, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

The 80's? No friend, those stories were actually carried forward from the late 60's and 70's, maybe even earlier.....

Well, whatever the date you want to use, my point was that it may or may not of even happened yet everyone was led to believe it was an epidemic.

I remember as a kid hospitals offered free x-rays of candy to make sure there were no razor blades inside.

Point was, it was silly hysteria.

WarChild · 11-01-2008, 11:46 AM

Wow. Is there any chance you're heavily over weight? I ask because surely you must have known at least in the back of your mind when you were buying all of that chocolate that there's no way you'd give even a tiny portion of it away. A part of you _WANTED_ it around, because hey someone's got to finish it, right?

Psychology of being fat right there. I know, because I used to do the same things.

CDSmith · 11-01-2008, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Wow. Is there any chance you're heavily over weight? I ask because surely you must have known at least in the back of your mind when you were buying all of that chocolate that there's no way you'd give even a tiny portion of it away. A part of you _WANTED_ it around, because hey someone's got to finish it, right?

Psychology of being fat right there. I know, because I used to do the same things.

You're so swift on the uptake it hurts. Of course I wanted some. Fact is I don't buy anything remotely like it the entire year, and in fact there was about a 5 or 6 year period a while back where I never bought a chocolate bar, ever.

Yes, I have a bit of chub on me. Nothing major, maybe 15 lbs at most. I'm 6'4" and just under 240 lbs right now so it's kind of hard to spot. But you and I have spoke on other threads about fitness before, where I told you that this past summer I did a lot of mountain biking and walking. Did a few 30+ km bike rides, and many many 3+ km walks. I also have a multi gym in the basement that I've been using. I'm 45, I don't think that's too bad a regimen for a guy my age.

But no, I don't plan on finishing all this halloween loot myself. I have plenty of nieces and nephews and kids in my family to treat now and again that it will be gone from my evil grasp in no time.

You have to have a sense of humor about these things. :D

sltr · 11-01-2008, 12:21 PM

this will help wash those reeses down!

Honez · 11-01-2008, 12:24 PM

We had three groups of kids for a total of about 13. I only bought one bag of candy so we don't have a massive amount leftover. I was surprised we even had any kids since we live in an area with no real through streets and not many kids.

CDSmith · 11-01-2008, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Honez

We had three groups of kids for a total of about 13. I only bought one bag of candy so we don't have a massive amount leftover. I was surprised we even had any kids since we live in an area with no real through streets and not many kids.

What did you give those kids? I'll bet it was something good.

I might have to dress up as a giant midget next year and come around your place sack in hand. :D

10-31-2008, 06:26 PM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	DAMN -- stuck AGAIN with a ton of leftover halloween candy Only had 8 kids come to the door this year. Last year it was 11. Now I again have about 400 reese's peanut butter cups sitting here. What the hell am I going to do with all these cups?! Get ready for CD on a sugar high for the next 3 weeks. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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10-31-2008, 06:43 PM	#6
mynameisjim Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 2,985	I had a big bowl of candy on the front porch and I was handing it out. I went inside for less than a minute and those punks came and stole it all. Three big bags worth. There was a trail of dropped candy all the way down the driveway. I actually got a laugh out of it though as it reminded me of being a kid on Halloween. __________________ jim (at) amateursconvert . com Amateurs Convert

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After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	Down from a handfull to zero this year. Very sad actually. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

10-31-2008, 06:42 PM	#5
AnalProbe pain in the Ass Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 3,727	Send them to your top affiliates as a gesture of appreciation... Or store them for 6 weeks and hand them out to the homeless with Christmas. Don't forget the pics.

10-31-2008, 06:46 PM	#7
HorseShit Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,513	didn't have any kids come, house is set back from the road through a narrow, windy drive way.. no kids dared

10-31-2008, 06:48 PM	#8
MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	I wasn't sure what to expect seeing as I just moved here but it's been pretty good, tons of kids, not many older punk types. My daughter's loving it.

10-31-2008, 06:50 PM	#9
Dame Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 354	I ended up only getting 1 girl that came knocking. Seems to get worse each year.

10-31-2008, 06:56 PM	#11
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Those 7 kids all got a good mittful of little chocolate bars though, like half a dozen each. They hit the jackpot at my house. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

10-31-2008, 07:06 PM	#12
okfling So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 112	turned off the light and went out for dinner and to walmart, it was nice having walmart empty

10-31-2008, 07:15 PM	#13
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	We only had about 24 or so kids this year. Quieter than usual. Rather surprising since its nice mild weather out there at the moment. I blame McCain.

10-31-2008, 07:24 PM	#15
NickPapageorgio Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: NC Posts: 8,323	Me too dude. I got a bowl full left over. Christians really fucked Halloween pretty good. Stupid fucking Halloween night church shit and crap up at the local malls. I miss Halloween in the 70's when we had the old plastic costumes with that smell...c'mon...you know the smell. And they always had a rip in the ass before the night was over lol. My kids don't know what they're missing at Halloween. I miss fake razor blade apple stories and bag snatching. __________________

10-31-2008, 07:37 PM	#19
PornMD Mainstream Businessman Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: San Diego Posts: 9,291	Granted I kinda shot myself in the foot with no Halloween decorations, but I AM in a condo complex and thus far at 7:30 PM my time, a total of 2 kids have knocked on my neighbor's door...neither knocked on my door. I've had zilch, and supposed to be dieting...yay candy! lol __________________ Want to crush it in mainstream with Facebook ads? Hit me up.

10-31-2008, 07:54 PM	#20
Tempest Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: West Coast, Canada. Posts: 10,217	These days Halloween is mostly about "grownups" not having to feel guilty about buying a shit load of candy for themselves with the pretext of having some for the kiddies...

10-31-2008, 08:12 PM	#21
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	so sad, Halloween should be for kids. It should be fun and scary.

10-31-2008, 08:30 PM	#23
bloggingseo Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Location: Austin Posts: 1,793	We have a ton of candy left too! Not sure why not many kids come by, but I think it is because we live off of a main road. All the kids I saw tonight were going walking along the main roads in town and not really walking off on any of the side roads. Kind of sad, actually! Even some of the houses on my street with tons and tons of Halloween lights and pumpkins and the like were hardly visited. __________________ Writing mainstream and adult since 2003 Hit me up ICQ 375089597

10-31-2008, 08:38 PM	#25
D Ghost null Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 9,820	lmao....

10-31-2008, 08:40 PM	#26
Tam Rude Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,508	I had NO kids come here this year at all. Of course I didn't expect too many because I live on a dead end road, but I expected SOME. Now here I am with Diabetes and about 5lbs of chocolates in my face. lmao __________________ Get in Touch on Telegram if you need a hardworker - (since 1999) - All About Me!

10-31-2008, 10:01 PM	#27
Supz Arthur Flegenheimer Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: New York City Posts: 11,057	there is no such thing as being 'stuck' with candy. You can never have to much!

10-31-2008, 10:36 PM	#28
mynameisjim Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 2,985	It was all those scare stories about razor blades in candy back in the 80's. But honestly, how often did that actually happen, if ever? Secondly, how can you even put razor blades in candy? Most everything is in sealed packages, even the minis. Fruits and vegetables get picked in some god forsaken 3rd world country, shipped over here and plunked down on a table in the grocery store and are never packaged or protected yet people never wonder if those are tainted. It's the same with kidnapping. 99% of cases involve a family member. The number of children taken by strangers is around 100/year yet people think it happens constantly so they never let their kids out. __________________ jim (at) amateursconvert . com Amateurs Convert

10-31-2008, 10:42 PM	#29
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	I really do remember when you only came home trick or treating when your arms hurt from the weight of you lugging a pillow case which by now had been flung over your shoulder gripped white knuckled as there was very little fabric left to hold. You had already given up on leg cramps, they meant nothing. The only way a house was off limits was if there was tall weeds in the yard, broken windows, and obviously vacant. The only other possible way a house could deter you was perhaps a chain link fence and at least two dobermans off leashes. Lights out in a house only meant you must knock harder and be more persistent. You also felt extreme pity for any kid who was stuck with a plastic hand help pumpkin to hold candy in, you already knew it was barely a step above a flimsy paper bad whose handles would soon rip by the end of the first block. Hell the only real danger beyond said leg and arm cramps, was the parental theft factor as they "needed" to check your candy for all the possible "questionable" candy - that always seemed to be the better candy they would steal for themselves. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

11-01-2008, 08:34 AM	#32
Dirty D Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Paying Webmasters Millions Since 1999 Posts: 4,044	King Size Pillowcases ROCK Nothing else will haul 50lbs of candy __________________ Dirty D - ICQ #1326843 - $1 Million Dollars of Bonus Money - 8,000+ FHG! Glory Hole Girlz - Crack Whore Confessions - Tampa Bukkake - Slut Wife Training - Fuck a Fan Electricity Play - Porn Video Drive - Theater Sluts - Skunk Riley - Ukraine Amateurs - Strapon Sessions

11-01-2008, 09:08 AM	#35
PurrrsianPussyKat Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Lost in the mountains Posts: 2,088	Run a contest on gfy. Fat, lazy webmasters will do anything for free candy. ;) __________________ Need a reliable, reasonably priced php programmer? Hit me up! 2934409

11-01-2008, 09:12 AM	#36
Mr. Blue Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: New York Posts: 536	Not 1 kid this year and my house is fairly close to an elementary school. However, the little punks did manage to tp the hell out of the trees in the front, they were howling all last night like some kind of banshees until 1 AM so I doubt they were "scared" of free candy. I have a theory that parents give their kids candy all year long now so it's not a biggie. When I was growing up my mom didn't buy lots of candy, so Halloween was like a huge candy payday for me. I'd come home with 4 grocery bags of candy and be set. I'd start early and go for hours, lol. Oh well, I got snickers bars for the next few months now, lol. __________________ See Sig...oh wait.

11-01-2008, 09:20 AM	#38
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	The sad thing is that every Halloween "tampering" crime that I have ever heard of was done by a relative of the victim.

11-01-2008, 09:42 AM	#39
Daddy Big Nuts Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tampa Posts: 1,080	Man....I had about 200-250. Passed out 8 huge bags of candy and drank beer with friends. It was fun! __________________ DreamGirlsCash - Exclusive 100% 2257 compliant Party Girl Content WildPartyGirls.com, ClubFlashers.com, GirlFun.com, MiamiBeachParty.com, DreamGirlsMembers.com [email protected] ICQ 448262927

11-01-2008, 11:26 AM	#44
Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	I love how the cops drive in the cars and hand out candies.. they honk their horn and all the kids come running to get candy from a guy in a car holding out candy.. like kids are not taught over and over not to take candy from strangers especially in cars.

11-01-2008, 11:46 AM	#46
WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	Wow. Is there any chance you're heavily over weight? I ask because surely you must have known at least in the back of your mind when you were buying all of that chocolate that there's no way you'd give even a tiny portion of it away. A part of you _WANTED_ it around, because hey someone's got to finish it, right? Psychology of being fat right there. I know, because I used to do the same things. __________________ .

11-01-2008, 12:21 PM	#48
sltr Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 3,191	this will help wash those reeses down!

11-01-2008, 12:24 PM	#49
Honez Confirmed Brat Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Colorado Springs, CO Posts: 6,636	We had three groups of kids for a total of about 13. I only bought one bag of candy so we don't have a massive amount leftover. I was surprised we even had any kids since we live in an area with no real through streets and not many kids. __________________ Your Paysite Partner Hone at YourPaysitePartner dot Com Skype - Stressmonkey