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Wizzo · 09-11-2008, 11:17 AM

I thought moving back to Texas from S.Florida would mean less hurricanes but I guess I was wrong!

No worries though I have double pane storm windows, generator, lots of beer, wine, steaks and other stuff to grill, movies, and I picked up window AC this morning so that we can sit in somewhat comfort if the power goes out... Time to teach my neighbors how to have hurricane party...

seeric · 09-11-2008, 11:22 AM

You live for shit like this!

budz · 09-11-2008, 11:23 AM

lol, niiice

gl

btw your av matches your attitude, lol :p

Wizzo · 09-11-2008, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

You live for shit like this!

You know it!

Luca_Triple 10 · 09-11-2008, 11:25 AM

we've been able to dodge them so far (knock on wood)

Good luck! sounds like you're good to go

sltr · 09-11-2008, 11:25 AM

i thought the peeps in river oaks paid off the hurricane Gods a long time ago so y'all don't have to worry about such arcane shit?

OMG Jim · 09-11-2008, 11:28 AM

At least you're in the best state to be in if you do need some "Hurricane Relief". I'm sure Dubya will take care of his own

Great to hear everything is going well with ya Jimmy... enjoy the storm

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kristin · 09-11-2008, 11:29 AM

Hahhahahahaha, that's great.

Why isn't pot on the list?

rhon23 · 09-11-2008, 11:31 AM

damn! Can't escape it

Wizzo · 09-11-2008, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by kristin

Hahhahahahaha, that's great.

Why isn't pot on the list?

You have to leave something for the neighbors to bring, otherwise they always just bring poptarts...haha

Triple10Terry · 09-11-2008, 11:34 AM

Hurricane parties are the best!!

Good luck out there!

Kelli58 · 09-11-2008, 11:35 AM

Hello fellow Texan.

Been to the stores lately? How insane is that?!! Kroger totally sold out of bread, all kinds. Just empty shelves. No water to be found. Forget about any bags of ice or baby food. And don't even get me started on the gas lines. I can honestly say I've never seen anything like it.

Wizzo · 09-11-2008, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Kelli58

Hello fellow Texan.

Been to the stores lately? How insane is that?!! Kroger totally sold out of bread, all kinds. Just empty shelves. No water to be found. Forget about any bags of ice or baby food. And don't even get me started on the gas lines. I can honestly say I've never seen anything like it.

We had the same thing in S. Florida, so its fairly normal before a storm. I did see some people fighting over the poptarts in Target which was kinda funny...

B2BwithJoeD · 09-11-2008, 11:38 AM

Hang in there Wizzo, we South Floridians got lucky again

Ike Approaches Wizzo[PIC]

Ines · 09-11-2008, 11:44 AM

We miss you here in FLorida!

Good luck for Ike! And show them what real hurricane parties are ;)

Stay safe!

Ines

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 09-11-2008, 12:07 PM

i was hoping for the hurricane, i love them......just not the damages

Wizzo · 09-11-2008, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by TubeTitans_SusieQ

i was hoping for the hurricane, i love them......just not the damages

There's a little part of me that likes them as well... Just hope I have internet, the rest is cake to deal with...

Tat2Jr · 09-11-2008, 12:17 PM

Damn.... someone needs to slap me awake.... I had no idea you moved outta Florida. Hope you make it through the storm alright! Did you have to trade in your Florida issued Bible for a Texas issued version at the border?

CaptainHowdy · 09-11-2008, 12:20 PM

Sounds like fun ... post the movie titles.

Wizzo · 09-11-2008, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Kelli58

Hello fellow Texan.

Been to the stores lately? How insane is that?!! Kroger totally sold out of bread, all kinds. Just empty shelves. No water to be found. Forget about any bags of ice or baby food. And don't even get me started on the gas lines. I can honestly say I've never seen anything like it.

If this is 1st major hurricane here's a few tips that might come in handy:

1. Fill your bathtub(s) up with water, sometimes you won't have water right after a storm and with a full bathtub you can at least us it to clean yourself, pour in the toliet to flush it, etc.

2. If you don't have a generator, fill ziplock bags with water and freeze them, they will last alot longer than regular ice in a cooler.

3. Remember that you can boil water on a grill, so you can make things like mac and cheese and not just poptarts like some people do.

4. If you have the cash try and find a generator, a good place right now since all the normal places like Home Depot will likely be sold out is Autoparts stores.

5. Get Cash, if power is out for days or weeks after that means no atms, stores might open but no CCs.

Wizzo · 09-11-2008, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Tat2Jr

Damn.... someone needs to slap me awake.... I had no idea you moved outta Florida. Hope you make it through the storm alright! Did you have to trade in your Florida issued Bible for a Texas issued version at the border?

I was born here, so I had mine from before...hahaha

Stellar · 09-11-2008, 12:31 PM

You won't be laughing for long chuckles.

I thought the same when Katrina was in the gulf ;)

Stellar · 09-11-2008, 12:33 PM

Although your tips seem pretty accurate.

The tub trick, as well as the toilet bowl water.

Maybe you do know what your doing.

cherrylula · 09-11-2008, 12:35 PM

Good luck Wizzo! and all of those in the path of all hurricanes, forever.

I am waiting for my door to door quote right now, Cali Forever!

Wizzo · 09-11-2008, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Sounds like fun ... post the movie titles.

Baby's Momma
What Happens In Vegas
21
Smart People
88 Minutes

Then some my girls picked out. Hanna Montana type stuff.

Wizzo · 09-11-2008, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellar

You won't be laughing for long chuckles.

I thought the same when Katrina was in the gulf ;)

In 05 we had Katrina, Rita, and Wilma hit us in S.Florida, now granted Katrina and Rita weren't bad there like they were in the gulf but Wilma was the real deal and we had no power for a few weeks and was in full survival mode so I know what is coming...

mikeyddddd · 09-11-2008, 12:54 PM

Good Luck

Kudles · 09-11-2008, 01:58 PM

Kinda sounds fun!!!

Tat2Jr · 09-12-2008, 11:19 PM

Wizzo - hope all's well man.... The footage on the news tonight looked awful. From the time line I think you're probably in the thick of it right now. Good luck!

PersianKitty · 09-13-2008, 12:03 AM

Flipping around watching the news reports now.

I don't live in TX anymore, but I sure can sympathize - I love my home standby generator. Stay safe and don't go outside in the winds (you'll blow away!).

PK

Cory W · 09-13-2008, 12:21 AM

Looking pretty crazy on the news....

Loryn · 09-13-2008, 01:46 AM

Hey baby I wish I was there. We would show the whole neighborhood how it is done!

The first 20 years of my life was in hurricane land. , well it was great as long as you weren't getting the storm directly above

Zuzana Designs · 09-13-2008, 07:39 AM

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Barefootsies · 09-13-2008, 07:43 AM

cherrylula · 09-13-2008, 07:59 AM

I can't stress my sincerity enough when I say "fuck hurricanes."

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