Phelps has a special Bathing Suit??? WTF?! *DRAMA* - GoFuckYourself.com

klaze · 08-27-2008, 09:28 PM

http://www.sportingo.com/olympic-gam...ear-technology

Cheating?

repost?

Edit: holy shit this is over a week old sorry guys. I don't watch the news my pops just told me today..

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Is the Michael Phelps world-record gold rush down to skill or swimwear technology?

Only three and a bit days into the Olympic swimming programme and it’s becoming increasingly obvious that we are seeing a quantum leap in swimming performances. The problem is that it has little to do with the swimmers.

World records have been broken with staggering regularity and by no small margin, either. In the men’s 4x100 freestyle relay, records fell in the heats with only the “B” teams competing. Whereas a world record used to be a rare and remarkable thing, now it is a disappointment if one isn’t broken.

So far, there have been 11 world records broken at the Beijing Games and we're only just over a third of the way through the programme. In Athens, only six world records were broken in the entire programme. The records aren’t just being eclipsed, either. In the final of the men’s 4x100 freestyle relay, the pre-Olympics world record was beaten by four seconds and eclipsed by the first six teams in the final.

The reason for these seemingly brilliant performances has nothing to do with some remarkable training breakthrough or even performance-enhancing drugs. No, the improvement is all due to new technology swimsuits; the king of which is the Speedo LZR fast suit.

The science behind these suits is interesting. They were designed in conjunction with NASA and are reported to reduce drag by up to 5 per cent over the previous Fastskin suits and up to nearly 40 per cent improvement over a traditional lycra suit. Not only are the materials space-age, the actual cut of the suits is also designed to change the shape of the athlete's body, presumably squashing any sticky-out bits that cause extra drag. They even look fast.

Not that Speedo have it all their own way. Mizuno, TYR, Arena, and Asics have all released their versions of the new improved suits, but it is Speedo who have cornered the publicity.

L-Pink · 08-27-2008, 09:31 PM

I always put a potato in my Speedo ....... girls seem to like it.

tip: make sure potato is in the front ......

Young · 08-27-2008, 09:40 PM

He wasn't the only one using the LZR

Loryn · 08-27-2008, 09:44 PM

No it's not cheating. From the posts I read of yours I didn't think you were a "searcher for anything to drag someone down." (no pun intended haha) Anyway, just enjoy that a great American swimmer kicked ass. Next people will try to blame the fact that his upper body is longer than his legs, and his hands are large for his body size, and all the other body dimensions he has that aid in making him a phenomenal swimmer. They were saying great thing about him in Athens and the suit would be available for anyone to buy. Three other companies make the suit. Now leave that gorgeous American fed boy alone. Mmm mm mmm!!!

pun

But on a side note I did hear it took an hour to get the thing on and you had to be wet. I bet some fashion designer will get a hold of the material and make undergarments for women with it. Hmm money money money!

hypedough · 08-27-2008, 09:52 PM

Yea kinda shitty huh?

jimmy-3-way · 08-27-2008, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by klaze

http://www.sportingo.com/olympic-gam...ear-technology

Cheating?

It's not the suits as much as the Chinese pool.

Learn something about swimming before you post.

Oh wait, it's GFY...

Adult Creative Labs · 08-28-2008, 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

It's not the suits as much as the Chinese pool.

Learn something about swimming before you post.

Oh wait, it's GFY...

What was going on with the Chinese pools? I've been pretty much disconnected from the Olympics.

bloggingseo · 08-28-2008, 03:49 AM

technology will always get better with time and that is just the way it is. Swimsuits making you faster ? Sure, they will probably be even better in London in 2012

u-Bob · 08-28-2008, 03:58 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I always put a potato in my Speedo ....... girls seem to like it.

tip: make sure potato is in the front ......

hehe

The Duck · 08-28-2008, 04:02 AM

Everybody was using it.

Amputate Your Cock · 08-28-2008, 04:06 AM

Klaze, why are you such a fucking idiot? Youre quite fast becoming the biggest board idiot (after Spacedog ofcourse). Congrats.

jimmy-3-way · 08-28-2008, 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Adult Creative Labs

What was going on with the Chinese pools? I've been pretty much disconnected from the Olympics.

The pool had huge gutters which absorb the wake and wash of turning swimmers.

Calm water = fast times.

tranza · 08-28-2008, 06:52 AM

I don't see any problem on this!

gornyhuy · 08-28-2008, 07:06 AM

Did you hear about Nancy Kerrigan? Tonya Harding had her ATTACKED!!! No WAY man!

tASSy · 08-28-2008, 07:08 AM

where's the drama llama when you need him? juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuicy!

Cyandin · 08-28-2008, 07:22 AM

He just waxes his Speedo.

G-Rotica · 08-28-2008, 07:26 AM

It ain't the suit. It ain't the pool. It's the ears. Did you see the ears on that boy? I'm sure they were helping, doing their own ear stroke. Pulling the gigantic head of his through the water.

webcams_sean · 08-28-2008, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

The pool had huge gutters which absorb the wake and wash of turning swimmers.

Calm water = fast times.

I was looking for someone to answer that.

:-)

sltr · 08-28-2008, 07:45 AM

all racing pools have gutters. hell. they had them when i swam in college.

moreover, that only helps the outside lanes.

and phelps only wore the pants version of the lzr suit, not the full suit, but many other swimmers did.

jimmy-3-way · 08-28-2008, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by webcams_sean

I was looking for someone to answer that.

:-)

I know a thing or two about competitive swimming.

jimmy-3-way · 08-28-2008, 07:53 AM

Eh. 123456

klaze · 08-28-2008, 09:19 AM

I'm going to bump this since it seemed to anger everyone soo much. rofl.

kmanrox · 08-28-2008, 09:31 AM

welcome to 2 months ago.. everyone knew about the controversy over these suits... shit happens..

what ever happened to the s.african guy with the cheetah legs btw?

klaze · 08-28-2008, 09:34 AM

Geez I said I was sorry.

I'm going to go kill myself now.

I guess I deserve this for constantly calling people out for posting old shit on GFY..

Goood Bye cruel world..

/me has a moment of clarity and turns the gun on the rest of GFY and starts shooting
/me slaps GFY with a dirty butt plug

Brad · 08-28-2008, 09:35 AM

It really makes my day when people on GFY try to talk about something they obviously have no idea about.

Thanks guys.

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 08-28-2008, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I always put a potato in my Speedo ....... girls seem to like it.

tip: make sure potato is in the front ......

lol tater tots??

08-27-2008, 09:40 PM	#3
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