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Sly 08-27-2008 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 14670878)
who was the gfy'r that died from a spider bite a year or two ago?

bjjb.

He got really sick from the spider... died from a heart attack. The guy had a lot of health issues it sounded like. The spider was a brown recluse.

Nicolas 08-27-2008 05:25 PM

I hate spiders.

smutnut 08-27-2008 05:58 PM

It looks a lot like the Mexican Staring Spider of Sri Lanka.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 08-27-2008 06:00 PM

Spiders arent the evil creatures you make them out to be. Just let it go outside..geesh.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-27-2008 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday (Post 14675269)
Spiders arent the evil creatures you make them out to be. Just let it go outside..geesh.

Yeah, until it bites my daughter and she gets sick and dies...

Took the fucker outside and killed it Jason Voorhees style!

After Shock Media 08-27-2008 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 14675746)
Yeah, until it bites my daughter and she gets sick and dies...

Took the fucker outside and killed it Jason Voorhees style!

Like it was any sort of threat once outside, not like it was much of one inside.

Now what ya gunna do with about the average other 11,000 per acre.

BV 08-27-2008 08:03 PM

looks like a tick to me

ticks are in the same family as spiders, both have 8 legs and neither are insects

Sly 08-27-2008 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 14675746)
Yeah, until it bites my daughter and she gets sick and dies...

Took the fucker outside and killed it Jason Voorhees style!

If you are that worried about an outside spider biting your daughter I think you have bigger problems...

After Shock Media 08-27-2008 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly (Post 14675789)
If you are that worried about an outside spider biting your daughter I think you have bigger problems...

Obviously suffering tragically from 1st kid syndrome.
Would not be surprised if he starts to duct tape pillows on the corners of hard objects once it starts to crawl some. Adds child locks to everything. Buys only the best stuff all be it crap but still stuff for the kid and so forth.

By the 2-3 kid it would have to spit green pea soup and rotate its head 360 degrees to even be brought to the ER, but well he still is far from that stage.

btrav04 08-27-2008 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Dagwolf (Post 14674973)
It's spider-man's illegitimate offspring, he had this fling with a trapdoor spider once and she dropped about a million babies. You should see the size of her welfare check.

hahahahahahahaha:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1or glaugh:1orglaugh

Thanks I just crapped myself

woj 08-27-2008 09:30 PM

50 spiders....

Socks 08-27-2008 10:27 PM

Best insect killer is the vacuum, especially for flying insects. Just suck that spider up, leave the vacuum on for 30 seconds, guaranteed death.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-28-2008 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 14675766)
Like it was any sort of threat once outside, not like it was much of one inside.

Now what ya gunna do with about the average other 11,000 per acre.

I was worried about it because it has gotten bigger over the last few days, i've known it being there for a while, but not until the night i made this thread did we notice it was almost 3 times its original size...

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Originally Posted by BV (Post 14675773)
looks like a tick to me

ticks are in the same family as spiders, both have 8 legs and neither are insects

ticks don't weave webs and eat flies that get caught in them ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 14675789)
If you are that worried about an outside spider biting your daughter I think you have bigger problems...

no, i'm worried about a dangerous spider hurting her, fuck i'll put a daddy longleg on her just for shits and giggles because i know its harmless, just because i live in bumfuck iowa, doesn't mean we don't have insects that are harmful to 4 month old children.

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 14675801)
Obviously suffering tragically from 1st kid syndrome.
Would not be surprised if he starts to duct tape pillows on the corners of hard objects once it starts to crawl some. Adds child locks to everything. Buys only the best stuff all be it crap but still stuff for the kid and so forth.

By the 2-3 kid it would have to spit green pea soup and rotate its head 360 degrees to even be brought to the ER, but well he still is far from that stage.

I've helped raise my 5 nieces and nephews, hardly do i have "1st child syndrome"


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