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96ukssob 06-27-2008 05:10 AM

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Originally Posted by bausch (Post 14383432)
you can always get a tummy tuck to fix that area and then breast implants and a breast lift for the sagging boobs. That and combination of exercise and diet should do wonders.

I heard that a tummy tuck hurts A LOT tho and that the recovery is very painful and with any surgeries there is always a risk, you can always die.

And breast implants are a pain because they will need to be replaced every 10-15 years.

the girl i knew that had a kid from college didnt get implants, just got some boob skin removed, but left really bad scars but her boobs went back to normal size

StuartD 06-27-2008 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Jet Redux (Post 14383405)
StuartD is a fat, pussy whipped loser.

He has a fat ugly wife and he will say anything to justify his sucky life.

Aww... bitter much?

StuartD 06-27-2008 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 14383419)
ha chicks with kids aint really my demographic i dont know about you...

There's the answer to my questions earlier. Thank you for proving my point.

Shey 06-27-2008 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Z (Post 14379536)
I believe that a woman who wants to have kids and suffers like this for them and her husband should be respected, praised and loved...not ridiculed.

I absolutely agree but something told me you'd be the one to make this post... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

BlackCrayon 06-27-2008 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Lighter (Post 14383329)
half the MORONS who post here don't deserve kids with opinions of women like this

Sounds like they don't want kids...

Sarah_Jayne 06-27-2008 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Z (Post 14379536)
I believe that a woman who wants to have kids and suffers like this for them and her husband should be respected, praised and loved...not ridiculed.

exactly and at the same time go thank your own mother for being willing to go through that and do that to her body so you could live

NikKay 06-27-2008 06:59 AM

There is a balance between genetic predisposition and taking care of yourself while pregnant and afterwards.

Saggy skin, stretch marks, and changed boobs are genetic. The stretch marks happen on a deep layer of skin that no lotion or Vitamin E can even reach. Saggy skin and boobs are not due to being overweight and out of shape.

That being said, a woman can generally maintain a healthy weight while pregnant, be active, and bounce back a lot quicker afterward. BUT it's certainly not easy to be that disciplined while you have an alien in your belly sucking the life out of you.

I consider myself lucky to look the way I do after 2 children. I've always been petite and work out when I need to and I have an active dating life. But I can still point out all the things that pregnancy changed on my body.

Some Guy 06-27-2008 07:03 AM

Having worked with models for years and years, I've known quite a few of them who've had kids and went on to get their bodies back in amazing shape within a year thanks to hard work and discipline. The sad fact is that most people just lack the motivation.

If you're vain enough, you can get your body back. I've seen it tons of times. And as I said before, the only girls I know who's bodies got trashed by having a kid are girls who didn't do anything to take care of themselves while pregnant or after the child was born.

Some Guy 06-27-2008 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by NikKay (Post 14383706)
Saggy skin and boobs are not due to being overweight and out of shape.

Yeah, it sucks that the boob thing is entirely genetic and there's nothing anyone can do about it. I've known some girls who've had children yet their boobs remained awesome after. Yet, I've known other girls who's boobs got totally destroyed when they had a kid.

AZSarah 06-27-2008 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Some Guy (Post 14383719)
Yeah, it sucks that the boob thing is entirely genetic and there's nothing anyone can do about it. I've known some girls who've had children yet their boobs remained awesome after. Yet, I've known other girls who's boobs got totally destroyed when they had a kid.

True story.
The ones who probably have it worst are the ones who breast fed for any length of time... that can really change the breasts a lot, but it is the best thing for the baby health wise and is yet another UNSELFISH sacrifice mothers make for their children.

Some Guy 06-27-2008 07:33 AM

A knew a girl who use to have amazing tits before she had a kid. She didn't even breastfeed the child yet her boobs still got completely trashed. Sucks to be her.

MichelleB 06-27-2008 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Z (Post 14379536)
I believe that a woman who wants to have kids and suffers like this for them and her husband should be respected, praised and loved...not ridiculed.

Thank you!:)

NikKay 06-27-2008 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash (Post 14383737)
True story.
The ones who probably have it worst are the ones who breast fed for any length of time... that can really change the breasts a lot, but it is the best thing for the baby health wise and is yet another UNSELFISH sacrifice mothers make for their children.

I breastfed for 2 years and for all the time I was nursing; I was super skinny and didn't like how my boobs looked. I assumed they were ruined. Once I stopped nursing and put on some weight, they looked better than they did before the pregnancy. It's all so random.

I knew a stripper once that had the most perfectly petite body, curved in all the right places. She got pregnant and was active throughout and obsessed about lotions and eating right... planning to go back to stripping after the baby was born. She went right back down to the same size she was, but had stretch marks all over her stomach and hips and ass and her boobs looked entirely different than they did pre-pregnancy. She was the most extreme example I had ever seen in someone I knew before and after pregnancy. She was Latin too... it seems like the darker skinned girls get it a little worse.

DWB 06-27-2008 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Z (Post 14379536)
I believe that a woman who wants to have kids and suffers like this for them and her husband should be respected, praised and loved...not ridiculed.

Agreed.

It's nice to have a woman with a beautiful belly, but this is the dice you roll when you have kids. And if you crap out, so be it. If you don't love your woman because of what YOUR CHILD did to her, you're a lame mother fucker.

DWB 06-27-2008 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by spanky part 2 (Post 14382492)
true true

I was gonna post the same thing. Once you realize you need to talk to a woman, then your idea of the perfect woman changes.

Personally I would rather have a woman with a few stretch marks than a woman with big fake tits. That's what I call gross.

I will look over a good womans imperfections, because lord knows I have plenty of my own. And if I want to bang out a perfect body 18 year old, she lets me do it and will suck my cum out of the young girls pussy.

For that, I can put up with a stomach with stretch marks. :2 cents:

Z 06-27-2008 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Nick_Merlot (Post 14382042)
I'm assuming your woman reads the board? :winkwink:

No, I've got no woman to play sensitive for or fear retribution from. But I do have a pregnant fetish and a 10 year period in my dating history where I dated nothing but single Moms and a couple pregnant women. :winkwink:

Tom_PM 06-27-2008 08:50 AM

Women are blessed with the burden of carrying the child.

So if scoring perfect 10 glamour chicks is what you want, just get a vascectomy. It's a quick 10 minute outpatient procedure. Dont forget to keep yourself in top shape, buy a rug for your balding head, some butt implants and maybe steroids. Good to be loaded with cash too so when your fake looks are too far gone to rescue, you can afford the perfect 10 hooker. Dont forget the viagra. And be mindful that during orgasm, a mans heart reaches 140 beats per minute.. watch those meds.. stay calm. And dont cheat on your wife if you somehow manage to marry, because studies show a man is more likely to die of heart failure during sex with a mistress than with his own wife.

Back off the moms. We owe our lives.

Voodoo 06-27-2008 08:56 AM

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CDSmith 06-27-2008 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 14383981)
It's nice to have a woman with a beautiful belly, but this is the dice you roll when you have kids. And if you crap out, so be it. If you don't love your woman because of what YOUR CHILD did to her, you're a lame mother fucker.

Ergo, there are a lot of lame motherfuckers in this thread.

Great post, well said.

angeleyes 06-27-2008 09:10 AM

Wow, some of the negative responses in here actually shock me, even for GFY.

davidd 06-27-2008 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Z (Post 14379536)
I believe that a woman who wants to have kids and suffers like this for them and her husband should be respected, praised and loved...not ridiculed.


Go find the locked box that contains your balls and put them back on.

Peaches 06-27-2008 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 14384058)
Women are blessed with the burden of carrying the child.

So if scoring perfect 10 glamour chicks is what you want, just get a vascectomy. It's a quick 10 minute outpatient procedure. Dont forget to keep yourself in top shape, buy a rug for your balding head, some butt implants and maybe steroids. Good to be loaded with cash too so when your fake looks are too far gone to rescue, you can afford the perfect 10 hooker. Dont forget the viagra. And be mindful that during orgasm, a mans heart reaches 140 beats per minute.. watch those meds.. stay calm. And dont cheat on your wife if you somehow manage to marry, because studies show a man is more likely to die of heart failure during sex with a mistress than with his own wife.

Back off the moms. We owe our lives.

Perfectly said :thumbsup

Jet Redux 06-27-2008 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by davidd (Post 14384180)
Go find the locked box that contains your balls and put them back on.

the guy is a pussy whipped loser

i bet he was trying to score with the female posters here

the idiot can't even get his own title right - "Vidi Vici Veni"


show off moron

Jet Redux 06-27-2008 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 14384058)
. Dont forget to keep yourself in top shape, buy a rug for your balding head, some butt implants and maybe steroids.

You are missing one thing.

I could be as ugly and nasty as they come, and women would still line up to take facials from me. All i need is money.

Women on the other hand are totally fucked once they lose their looks. It's the only commodity they have.

Z 06-27-2008 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Jet Redux (Post 14384209)
the guy is a pussy whipped loser

i bet he was trying to score with the female posters here

the idiot can't even get his own title right - "Vidi Vici Veni"

show off moron

If you weren't so busy looking for reasons to rag on people, you'd notice the number of people (women in particular) who agreed with my perfectly sensible and completely honest comment.

You'd also realize that my title is, "I saw, I conquered, I came" which is both a fitting play on the original quote for GFY and pretty fuckin' funny.

Grow up chump. I'm far from pussy whipped (though I occasionally have abrasion marks from pussy) and I don't need to impress the ladies here. Those I'm not already good friends with, I've probably had sex with. :winkwink:

Tom_PM 06-27-2008 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Jet Redux (Post 14384227)
Women on the other hand are totally fucked once they lose their looks. It's the only commodity they have.

Welcome to Earth, visitor from a far away and backwards planet.

Peaches 06-27-2008 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Jet Redux (Post 14384227)
Women on the other hand are totally fucked once they lose their looks. It's the only commodity they have.

Yeah, because we never have any money unless a guy has given it to us. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Jet is a perfect example of why smart women don't date idiots.

Jet Redux 06-27-2008 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 14384321)
Yeah, because we never have any money unless a guy has given it to us. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Actually, that is correct. VERY few women can keep up with the kind of money men make - because women are too mentally fucked and unstable. Most of the time you just leech off whaever you can.


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Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 14384321)
Jet is a perfect example of why smart women don't date idiots.

smart women is an oxymoron

:1orglaugh

Vicious_B 06-27-2008 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Jet Redux (Post 14384227)
You are missing one thing.

I could be as ugly and nasty as they come, and women would still line up to take facials from me. All i need is money.

Women on the other hand are totally fucked once they lose their looks. It's the only commodity they have.

So basically the only way you ever get laid is by paying for it. Oh yeah dude your living the life! Im so sorry I wouldnt measure up to your "standards" being Ive had kids. Im sure Im missing out. :321GFY

Vicious_B 06-27-2008 10:34 AM

it never ceases to amaze me the amount of negative shit people spout off about women on these boards
more gfy than others

bloggingseo 06-27-2008 10:37 AM

What broke says is true guys! Do research! Your abdominal wall seperates and the skin stretches beyond its limit. You can work out 3-4 hours a day. Sure you can make it smaller but you can't exercise away stretched skin. Haven't you guys ever seen the people who lost a ton of weight and have all that extra skin ? It's the same thing for a lot of people after having a baby no matter how many crunches, sit ups, or toning exercises they do to try and make it tight. It will be tighter and smaller, but never perfectly flat without lipo or a tummy tuck. As far as stretch marks go, they fade but never go away.

kristin 06-27-2008 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Pete-KT (Post 14379547)
noway the last pic is the same chick, that stomach belongs to a dude. and if the girl takes care of herself during pregnancy she wont end up that way

How does a woman stay married to a guy who drinks so much beer he has the 9 month pregnant belly all the time with no kid in there?

I'm not a femi kind of person, but it cracks me up when males don't think their figure might go or already has gone to shit.

kristin 06-27-2008 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Jet Redux (Post 14384227)
You are missing one thing.

I could be as ugly and nasty as they come, and women would still line up to take facials from me. All i need is money.

Women on the other hand are totally fucked once they lose their looks. It's the only commodity they have.

Not really ... an ugly woman can get laid way easier than an ugly guy.

AnniKN 06-27-2008 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by MandyBlake (Post 14380573)
it all depends on your skin i believe.
i know people whose stomachs were ruined by having kids. but i also know people who have had multiple children and look perfect.

Yup - and not only with pregnancy! I've met people who have gained or lost like 20 pounds in a month and don't get stretch marks and people who have really bad stretch marks even when they've been slim their entire life :warning

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Originally Posted by Biddy (Post 14379744)
I am never having children!!!

LMAO! Sagginess, weight gain and if not stretch marks, lots of wrinkles will happen anyway even if you don't have kids when you get old dear :winkwink:

Jet Redux 06-27-2008 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele (Post 14384367)
So basically the only way you ever get laid is by paying for it. Oh yeah dude your living the life! Im so sorry I wouldnt measure up to your "standards" being Ive had kids. Im sure Im missing out. :321GFY

Every man is paying to get laid - one way or another.

Jet Redux 06-27-2008 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by kristin (Post 14384575)
Not really ... an ugly woman can get laid way easier than an ugly guy.

you're missing the point. it's like this:

- men want to get laid by hot girls.
- women want a meal ticket.

once a woman loses the single thing that she has going for her - her looks - it becomes very hard to find a man who would be interested in her.

Peaches 06-27-2008 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Jet Redux (Post 14384362)
Actually, that is correct. VERY few women can keep up with the kind of money men make - because women are too mentally fucked and unstable. Most of the time you just leech off whaever you can.

No, we get it from ugly fat old idiots who have to pay for sex like you described - either literally or the millions women have made off the internet :) Thank goodness for horny men on the internet who can't get a real woman - they've certainly paid for several of my toys, vacations, houses, land, etc. :1orglaugh

AnniKN 06-27-2008 11:37 AM

Not necessarily... occassionally the ugly fat dude is the one signing your checks for your Math Research PhD grant.

Peaches 06-27-2008 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Jet Redux (Post 14384697)
once a woman loses the single thing that she has going for her - her looks - it becomes very hard to find a man who would be interested in her.

Tell my 70 year old mother that. She has a guy who's so madly in love with her it's amazing. He's rich, good looking, smart and funny. And she's had 2 kids and has stretch marks and is saggy :thumbsup

seeric 06-27-2008 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 14379847)
There are some incredibly naive posts in this thread, I'm guessing they have to be from those who don't have kids. Some women get very bad stretch marks from pregnancy, it has nothing to do with "taking care of themselves". There are some laser procedures that can reduce the scars, but its usually impossible to completely get rid of them. Having a child is an incredible experience and never once did I consider not having kids because I was concerned with how pregnancy may alter my wife's body.

pete has 11 ewok babies.


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