Manny The Freak

This guy is walking in the Nairobi desert, lost , no food, no water just 4 bags of gold.

After 2 exhausting days he runs into a dude with an ass. The guy asks this poor fucker if he would trade a bag of gold for the sturdy animal. He tells him the animal would come in handy in the transportation of the heavy bags of gold. The poor fucker agrees and so the transaction is completed.

One day later he runs or shall I say bumps into a guy with a cock. He tells him that the cock can waken him up and thus begin his jouney earlier. Again the fucker who now can be considered a sucker agrees and so he sells him the cock for a bag of gold.

The following day he bumps into yet another guy. This smart guy has a pullit. He explains to the sucker that he can eat the eggs that the pullit lays. Once again he gets suckered in and gives the guy a bag of gold for the pullit.

Two days later he once again bumps in to another smarter man who sells him a hare for a bag of gold. He had explained to him that he can tie a note on the hare, set it free and the person who would catch the hare would send someone to save him.

Five days later The ass, which now was all worn out falls down fortunately the hare which was tied onto the ass broke the fall. In the hours that followed the sucker tried to pull the ass up. Fortunately though a guy was passing by. The perplexed sucker asks this new guy "would you hold my cock and pullit while I pull the hare off my ass.


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