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MiLo · 10-18-2002, 10:27 AM

Seriously, i have all this fucking gas and i can´t seem
to be able to fart it away like the rest of the mortals.

Provide your solution here, i will be so glad if you make me fart.

PS: Wish i was joking.

ColKurtz · 10-18-2002, 10:30 AM

u need anal sex to loosen up your rectum

MiLo · 10-18-2002, 10:34 AM

heterosexual solutions, please.

NoCarrier · 10-18-2002, 10:34 AM

Open your ass with a speculum and use your lighter.

Krome · 10-18-2002, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
Open your ass with a speculum and use your lighter.

I just winced when I heard that...dam actually doing it

pottdoctor · 10-18-2002, 10:37 AM

2 slices of pizza and a coke (or pepsi)...

seriously

Jer · 10-18-2002, 10:40 AM

You need LUFTAL (visit a drugstore - its from Bristol-Myers Squibb), you'll feel good after it.

NoCarrier · 10-18-2002, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jer
You need LUFTAL (visit a drugstore - its from Bristol-Myers Squibb), you'll feel good after it.

I can imagine that gorgeous blonde girl at the cash registration, with your box of LUFTAL.

Manny The Freak · 10-18-2002, 10:42 AM

use a butt plug.

Jer · 10-18-2002, 10:43 AM

Yo creo que las farmacias en Argentina tienen este remedio.

LBBV · 10-18-2002, 10:44 AM

Call Roto-Rooter....

Jer · 10-18-2002, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier

I can imagine that gorgeous blonde girl at the cash registration, with your box of LUFTAL.

Just buy some condoms and lub with it and you're set

Jer · 10-18-2002, 11:27 AM

Where are you MiLo TurboGas ?

MiLo · 10-18-2002, 11:37 AM

Thanks Jer and everybody.

I´m kinda looking into the situation and if it
gets worst i will have to do a quick run to the chemist.

To the *slices of pizzas and coke* dude:
damn, are you trying to kill me?!

And Jer, i´m still here, trying to ungas myself.
I´ll see if they carry LUFTAL in here, muchas gracias!

Ross · 10-18-2002, 02:38 PM

Sit on a chair and try pushing your stomach in with your hands.....keep doing this for a while just pushing it in and letting it come back out!!!

Works for me....although I usually don't need any help in the farting department!!!

mastamindz · 10-18-2002, 04:06 PM

Lie on your stomach on the floor and relax your abs

mrthumbs · 10-18-2002, 04:32 PM

Disturbing... im shocked.. really.

Spoonie Luv · 10-18-2002, 04:36 PM

two words: coffee enema

10-18-2002, 04:52 PM

Heat up a bottle of Miller in the microwave then suck that back. You'll be so busy with the diarrhea shits you won't have time to worry about the farts.

10-18-2002, 10:27 AM	#1
MiLo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: city of the living dead Posts: 2,970	I need to fart Seriously, i have all this fucking gas and i can´t seem to be able to fart it away like the rest of the mortals. Provide your solution here, i will be so glad if you make me fart. PS: Wish i was joking. __________________ ICQ: 9203112

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10-18-2002, 11:37 AM	#14
MiLo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: city of the living dead Posts: 2,970	Thanks Jer and everybody. I´m kinda looking into the situation and if it gets worst i will have to do a quick run to the chemist. To the slices of pizzas and coke dude: damn, are you trying to kill me?! And Jer, i´m still here, trying to ungas myself. I´ll see if they carry LUFTAL in here, muchas gracias! __________________ ICQ: 9203112

10-18-2002, 10:30 AM	#2
ColKurtz So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Cambodia Posts: 596	u need anal sex to loosen up your rectum

10-18-2002, 10:37 AM	#6
pottdoctor Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: norcal Posts: 41	2 slices of pizza and a coke (or pepsi)... seriously

10-18-2002, 10:40 AM	#7
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	You need LUFTAL (visit a drugstore - its from Bristol-Myers Squibb), you'll feel good after it.

10-18-2002, 10:43 AM	#10
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	Yo creo que las farmacias en Argentina tienen este remedio.

10-18-2002, 11:27 AM	#13
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	Where are you MiLo TurboGas ?

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Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	Sit on a chair and try pushing your stomach in with your hands.....keep doing this for a while just pushing it in and letting it come back out!!! Works for me....although I usually don't need any help in the farting department!!!

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10-18-2002, 04:52 PM	#19
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Heat up a bottle of Miller in the microwave then suck that back. You'll be so busy with the diarrhea shits you won't have time to worry about the farts.