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The Sultan Of Smut 01-14-2008 12:43 AM

I love handicap toilets they're a lot taller and I don't get ringbum!

After Shock Media 01-14-2008 12:59 AM

There is nothing wrong at all with a shower that you can sit down in. Try it out you may like it. It is perfect specially if you want to totally relax and honestly you can not relax taking a showing while you are standing up.

As for tubs honestly who really wants to sit in a bowl of their own human soup. That is pretty gross actually.

commonsense 01-14-2008 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by datatank (Post 13648215)
Dont sweat it just think of all the handicapped people that fucked in the bed you are about to sleep in.

Touche

available domains: handicappussy.com, handicapanal.com and strangely enough..... handicapshowerbukkake.com :winkwink:

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
There is nothing wrong at all with a shower that you can sit down in. Try it out you may like it. It is perfect specially if you want to totally relax and honestly you can not relax taking a showing while you are standing up.

As for tubs honestly who really wants to sit in a bowl of their own human soup. That is pretty gross actually.

do you think this might have been the room you gave up... and someone pulled a fast one on the BP?

After Shock Media 01-14-2008 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by commonsense (Post 13648498)
Touche

available domains: handicappussy.com, handicapanal.com and strangely enough..... handicapshowerbukkake.com :winkwink:



do you think this might have been the room you gave up... and someone pulled a fast one on the BP?


HAHA, actually no I sold my room to someone else who knew what they were getting.

My guess is roughly 10-15% of the attendies got handicapped rooms. That is typically about the average number of such rooms most hotels have and honestly there are not that many of us gimps around.

donkevlar 01-14-2008 01:47 AM

You got the handicapped room and you are complaining??? Thats like complaining about being forced to park in one of their dope spaces or use their huge ass clean bathrooms..

After Shock Media 01-14-2008 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 13648502)
You got the handicapped room and you are complaining??? Thats like complaining about being forced to park in one of their dope spaces or use their huge ass clean bathrooms..

Yeah I know. Typically there is less sperm and fecal matter scattered about the rooms (bring black light) too.

You also get more space as well.

Christina Muller 01-14-2008 02:19 AM

After Shock Media.


Please note : I post on gfy for entertainment/publicity only.

I know your disabled and my webmaster actually is totally disabled,she cannot even move she types and programs with a stick in her mouth (no joke)

I was paralysed in a accident some years ago and unable to move for over 1 year so I have a small taste of what it must be like.(Its sad I had to experience this to be more understanding)

From this I support anything that I can to help disabled people,yes I know no one wants sympathy I dont offer that,I just want to point out that although I maybe a tall nasty Dom thats my work ...me personally am not that same person.

Just wanted to make a point

thank you :thumbsup

Porn Farmer 01-14-2008 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christina Muller (Post 13648260)
I dont mind paying for a $1 hamburger if its worth $1 or $80 for a steak if its worth $80

No steak is worth $80. :2cents

Christina Muller 01-14-2008 02:23 AM

Porn Farmer,

it is if its the whole cow :1orglaugh

V_RocKs 01-14-2008 03:12 AM

How do you know what a nursing style home shower is like....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-14-2008 04:09 AM

Venetian is the best.

Service is so good you can order a chick and get a knock on the door in 5 minutes.

After Shock Media 01-14-2008 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christina Muller (Post 13648542)
After Shock Media.


Please note : I post on gfy for entertainment/publicity only.

I know your disabled and my webmaster actually is totally disabled,she cannot even move she types and programs with a stick in her mouth (no joke)

I was paralysed in a accident some years ago and unable to move for over 1 year so I have a small taste of what it must be like.(Its sad I had to experience this to be more understanding)

From this I support anything that I can to help disabled people,yes I know no one wants sympathy I dont offer that,I just want to point out that although I maybe a tall nasty Dom thats my work ...me personally am not that same person.

Just wanted to make a point

thank you :thumbsup

Slightly confused by it all, will not lie. Sorry medicated now as well as it came out of the blue.

As for your assistant may I suggest you look into getting her one of those chin straps, I hear they are much easier to work with than a pencil in your mouth.

I personally would not wish paralysis on anyone, even those I hate and even for a period of time longer than say a spinal for an surgical proceedure. It really does suck. Hell I have added to my dissability with my recent battle with cancer and defeating it. However it left me with yet another attachment to deal with and be concerned with every day.

uno 01-14-2008 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porn Farmer (Post 13648544)
No steak is worth $80. :2cents

Have you ever had kobe beef?

After Shock Media 01-14-2008 05:25 AM

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Originally Posted by uno (Post 13648775)
Have you ever had kobe beef?

Yes and it is over priced.
Though technically I think what I had was wagu or whatever the American version is.

boneprone 01-14-2008 05:40 AM

fucking shit.

Its 420 am and im drunk and tired. about to try out this sitting and showering thing.

Full report when I wake up

brand0n 01-14-2008 07:02 AM

whats the odds?

seemed like boneprone would get a decent room would be a lock

nothing left to do but spread out on the bed, and try and cover.

The Heron 01-14-2008 07:39 AM

Those rooms rock, tons of room to run around and get kinky!

Anal Hobbit 01-14-2008 01:26 PM

I heard Chris from AVN pulled some stings and got you the "Handicapped" Themed Fantasy Suite!

boneprone 01-14-2008 01:43 PM

Im getting used to the room.

The situation of the thing sucks. But sitting down and showering was kinda nice last night after coming in so late.


And having booster rails to help me stand up after shitting wasnt too bad either.

DavieVegas 01-14-2008 02:42 PM

haha I went to one of these last night. Gorgeous view when i was pissing...Loved it. Sorry you had a bad room BP!

boneprone 01-14-2008 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by DavieVegas (Post 13650431)
haha I went to one of these last night. Gorgeous view when i was pissing...Loved it. Sorry you had a bad room BP!

Im starting to like it

Phill 01-15-2008 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 13650268)
Im getting used to the room.

The situation of the thing sucks. But sitting down and showering was kinda nice last night after coming in so late.


And having booster rails to help me stand up after shitting wasnt too bad either.

Hahaha, that was hillarious :1orglaugh
Now where be the pics of this monster!?


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