Roseanne Barr sex tape is missing. - GoFuckYourself.com

geeknik · 08-10-2007, 09:24 AM

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Comic and actor Roseanne Barr has offered a reward to anyone that can return a sex tape of her that has gone "missing."

Barr has fired an intern who she alleges stole the tape while working for her on her MySpace page.

Barr says on her website: "One of the interns who was administering my MySpace page has been fired. He has stolen my private sex tape.

"I am offering $25,000 for its return, unless someone would like to distribute it - then I am willing to deal."

She has also claimed that the intern posted offensive messages on the social networking site and apologised, stating: "I write only at RoseanneWorld.com I apologise to all on MySpace who received the offensive bulletins. The matter has been handled."

http://people.monstersandcritics.com...ape_is_missing

Tom_PM · 08-10-2007, 09:25 AM

Where can I send a thank you card?

jimthefiend · 08-10-2007, 09:25 AM

God I hope it stays lost.

Wizzo · 08-10-2007, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

God I hope it stays lost.

My thoughts exactly!

Klen · 08-10-2007, 09:26 AM

Ha ha sex tape of roseanne i wonder who would want to watch that.

geeknik · 08-10-2007, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

Ha ha sex tape of roseanne i wonder who would want to watch that.

There's a demand for everything in this biz, you should know that. ;)

seeric · 08-10-2007, 09:29 AM

hahahaha i just checked a ton of domains

all registered a long time ago.

setup!

lol

i would not wanna see that cow naked. lol

Brother Bilo · 08-10-2007, 09:30 AM

Hey, BBW's are popular enough these days to get some play. Not to mention how many people would watch it just to see how grossed out they can get. I heard watching the Roseanne tape a right of passed for boys to become men in some countries. I do not envy those people.

Martin3 · 08-10-2007, 09:30 AM

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"I am offering $25,000 for its return, unless someone would like to distribute it - then I am willing to deal."

seeric · 08-10-2007, 09:30 AM

still tons of typos left if anyone wants them

docputer · 08-10-2007, 09:31 AM

Roseanne always was a promoter. I am sure the sex tape is all ready for distibution

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-10-2007, 09:33 AM

Gawd, please spare us!!!

The worst part is that Rosanne is supposedly singing the National Anthem while doing reverse cowgirl...

ADG

Scott McD · 08-10-2007, 09:34 AM

Let's hope it never gets found.........

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 08-10-2007, 09:36 AM

LoL that is hilarious.....she says she's willing to deal

TheStout · 08-10-2007, 09:39 AM

If anyone sees this it has to be posted. Wayyyyyy too funny

Martin3 · 08-10-2007, 09:39 AM

I wonder which Roseanna is on the tape
The younger really fat Roseanna

Or the skinnier but old Roseanna

seeric · 08-10-2007, 09:41 AM

just scooped a few killer names for seo. cant believe they're avail. throw up some pages so they get spidered at least.

royaljelly2 · 08-10-2007, 09:49 AM

who'd want to see her in a sex video anyways?!

SykkBoy · 08-10-2007, 09:50 AM

I smell marketing ploy...haha

Jesper · 08-10-2007, 09:52 AM

Burn the tape please..

geeknik · 08-10-2007, 09:53 AM

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The man who found the Roseanne Barr sex tape has offered a reward to anyone that can fire the tape at the sun and remove the memories from his mind.

The comedienne has fired an intern who she alleges stole the tape while working for her on her MySpace page.

But in a bizarre twist the first person to watch the tape has put up a reward of £12,500 for the safe return of his sanity and libido, saying on a website: "There isn't enough Viagra in the world to get me up again."

Police are asking members of the public to avoid watching the tape or to face "something like a sexual version of The Ring".

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.c...dline=s4i23010

JFK · 08-10-2007, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by SykkBoy2

I smell marketing ploy...haha

yeah, me too

Grapesoda · 08-10-2007, 10:11 AM

best news I've heard all week

SilkyJohnson · 08-10-2007, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Martin3

I wonder which Roseanna is on the tape
The younger really fat Roseanna

Or the skinnier but old Roseanna

That would be awesome if it was from back in the day when she was with Tom Arnold....I'd watch it!!

Tom Arnold having sex would most likely be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. He's so fucking twitchy and jumpy and all over the fucking place.

frostyimpressions · 08-10-2007, 10:21 AM

That is something I'd pay not to ever see.

GAMEFINEST · 08-10-2007, 10:22 AM

a new low for her ..

teg0 · 08-10-2007, 10:31 AM

Did she check the trash? Thats where I'd put it.

SilvercashJeanette · 08-10-2007, 10:32 AM

Ya know, she's not attractive at all (at least to a lot of us, Lol) but I think it would sell like hot cakes anyways... Not to mention how many people will take a peek at it only because it's Rosanne and they're curious and it's the chance to see a star get nude and naughty... People love to see stars being bad, no matter who they are.

teg0 · 08-10-2007, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by SilvercashJeanette

Ya know, she's not attractive at all (at least to a lot of us, Lol) but I think it would sell like hot cakes anyways... Not to mention how many people will take a peek at it only because it's Rosanne and they're curious and it's the chance to see a star get nude and naughty... People love to see stars being bad, no matter who they are.

Yes, but there are easier ways to kill yourself.

SmokeyTheBear · 08-10-2007, 11:03 AM

I knew there was a reason i was blind

Holly · 08-10-2007, 11:11 AM

It was a joke. No sex tape.

Brother Bilo · 08-10-2007, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by SilkyJohnson

That would be awesome if it was from back in the day when she was with Tom Arnold....I'd watch it!!

Tom Arnold having sex would most likely be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. He's so fucking twitchy and jumpy and all over the fucking place.

It's funny the only thing you focused on with this sex tape is Tom Arnold. It's 2007 now dude, you can come out of the closet now if you want. Boyalley can help if you need it too.

jonesonyou · 08-10-2007, 11:16 AM

I fucked her.

HairToStay · 08-10-2007, 12:03 PM

She's my "friend" on MySpace and the last few days her bulletins have been downright nasty but I notice the words have been rearranged. Instead of calling Rosie and Barbara names, she's now being nice.

I just figured she was drunk

baddog · 08-10-2007, 12:27 PM

There is a God

seeric · 08-10-2007, 12:46 PM

some of the people on this board would fuck her. that is a fact.

RevSand · 08-10-2007, 12:46 PM

She wants to be the next Paris...

SilkyJohnson · 08-10-2007, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Brother Bilo

It's funny the only thing you focused on with this sex tape is Tom Arnold. It's 2007 now dude, you can come out of the closet now if you want. Boyalley can help if you need it too.

1st off, if you're watching that movie to see Rosanne's fat wrinkly ass naked you might as well be gay. I was trying to avoid the bumping of the uglies nastyness and focus on some laughs I could get out of watching Tom Arnold get his freak on and show his "O" face...fucking guy.

2nd, get back in your cage and for the last time would you please stay off my freegin grass!!

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