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RP Fade 04-27-2007 10:36 AM

Though I agree Keannu Reeves is a horrible actor, I think his robotic and stoic acting was perfect for The Matrix role

Barefootsies 04-27-2007 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 12321884)
and you sir.... **puts shades on to cover baby blues**


can pound this in your cornhole.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 04-27-2007 10:54 AM

I would say Pauly Shore, except I'm not sure you can even call what he does onscreen acting...

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TGVinny 04-27-2007 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Slocums (Post 12320932)
STALLONE he totally sucks..

Stallone... what other actor do you know that can make 6 boxing movies. Of which one ended the cold war. I think he should make a 7th and end terrorism.

He can go to Afghanistan and box the unbeatable 300 pound Afghan that is part of Al Qaeda and beat him and terrorism would come to an end!

Or if he has a heart attack and dies in the process of making the movie, then terrorist might think they have a chance... hmmm maybe I should rethink this theory.

pornguy 04-27-2007 10:58 AM

I would have to say the kid from starwars as well.

D 04-27-2007 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 12319482)
This guy's acting ruined Star Wars II and III.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/196000...624_anakin.jpg

My vote's right here.

2477 04-27-2007 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by onlymovies (Post 12319638)
The ABSOLUTE WORST...end of story.

I totally Agree!!!:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

D 04-27-2007 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockatansky (Post 12319569)
It scares me that noone has mentioned this guy yet:

http://imgsrv.1010wins.com/image/DbG...704/499233.jpg

Back in the day, I used to think he couldn't act...

'Far And Away" convinced me otherwise, though. The cat's got acting skills - just a bit of a weirdo, imho.

But then again, what would you expect from a the proclaimed Jesus Christ of Scientology? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

TCAP 04-27-2007 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Jace (Post 12319370)
will ferrel is up there too

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Originally Posted by Sly (Post 12319505)
Will Ferrell needs to retire. Now.

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup I thought I was the only one not brainwashed by this waaay overrated schmuck.

Virago 04-27-2007 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by VG.Content (Post 12319625)

yes he sucks hard

D1979 04-27-2007 11:12 AM

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.cwhatch....ris-album9.jpg

???

Sly 04-27-2007 11:20 AM

Now I'll fully agree that Tom Cruise is a cook, but for action movies he's pretty good. I enjoy most of his movies, even frickin' Jerry Maguire.

For women, Drew and Renee drive me crazy. Any time I see them I want to smack someone.

Owen22 04-27-2007 11:21 AM

My original instinct was to say Keanu Reeves..but honsetly there are sooo many horrible "actors" out there can you really just choose 1?

Brad 04-27-2007 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 12319482)
This guy's acting ruined Star Wars II and III.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/196000...624_anakin.jpg

have you seen "Life as a House"? check that out and reevaluate your opinion of him. I agree that his acting was poor and had the same opinion of him with respect to his work in Star Wars, but after you watch that other movie you will see that it was the directing that made him shit not his skills.

Brad 04-27-2007 11:27 AM

what about Kiki Dunst? I guess you all think that she is better than all these other ppl. Don't get me wrong, most of the people on this list are over paid and replaceable. But seriously, she stars in the most expensive piece of crap to ever come out of Hollywierd. She is by far the wost actor/actress hands down.

Then there's Lindsay Lohan, and the Olsons, and all of these others that don'e even get a mention. I could probably find at least one good movie for each of the people listed here. The Gift, Top Gun, Affleck was the bomb in Phantom (not really but the movie that's from he is good in), etc.

everestcash 04-27-2007 12:02 PM

my vote is for john travolta

worst female actresses:
1) jennifer lopez
2) paris hilton
3) penelope cruz

evildick 04-27-2007 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Slocums (Post 12320932)
STALLONE he totally sucks..AND he sounds like he always has a bang bros cock deep in his mouth

Stallone was great in certain roles. The original Rocky and First Blood for instance, and as a dumb cop in Copland.

He should have really stuck to being a character actor, and quit trying to make a quick buck by taking the starring role in so many cash-in movies.

SilkyJohnson 04-27-2007 01:13 PM

1st off, Steven Seagal is a GOD!! 2nd, Tom Cruise licks balls. 3rd, Jean Claude is my pick for Worst Hollywood Actor. :thumbsup

I had pics, but since I haven't made 30 posts yet I can't put them in here...just know they were sweet and all Seagal baby!

Barefootsies 04-27-2007 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by SilkyJohnson (Post 12322813)
1st off, Steven Seagal is a GOD!! 2nd, Tom Cruise licks balls. 3rd, Jean Claude is my pick for Worst Hollywood Actor. :thumbsup

I had pics, but since I haven't made 30 posts yet I can't put them in here...just know they were sweet and all Seagal baby!

It sounds like you...

**puts on shades and pulls gun**


..have a problem.

(cue music)

SilkyJohnson 04-27-2007 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 12322932)
It sounds like you...

**puts on shades and pulls gun**

..have a problem.

(cue music)

I understand and accept the fact that Seagal is not a "Great" actor, but that isn't what made him a GOD...it's his ability to kick ass and break bones.

Lee 04-27-2007 05:03 PM

100 pieces of wood.

BigCashCrew 04-27-2007 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 12315473)

It is funny you posted this. When I read this topic, he is the first person who came to mind.

Barefootsies 04-27-2007 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Lee (Post 12323968)
100 pieces of wood.

And you sir...

(pulls off shades)


...know how to count.

(cue music)

DatingGold 04-27-2007 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 12319482)
This guy's acting ruined Star Wars II and III.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/196000...624_anakin.jpg

but he probably sucks a mean dick so some fag prodcuer gave him the job:2 cents:

Dark Jedi's Mom 04-27-2007 05:29 PM

Kirsten Dunst. Without the Spiderman franchise, she really would be nothing. Try watching one of her other shit films and staying awake for more than ten minutes.

A special shoutout to Katie Holmes. She almost ruined Batman Begins.

For the "Actors"... Will Ferrell. His act has gotten old.

Mickey_ 04-27-2007 05:53 PM

short list

Keanu Reeves
Nicolas Cage(ghostrider...i'm sorry, what? :D )
Mel Gibson (since he's lost his mind, he used to be a cool cat for housewives and was moderately funny in the die hard series)
Tom Cruise (tries too hard)
Eddie Murphy
Steve Martin
Steven Seagal (especially since he started directing,producing,starring in,writing,composing the music for, and shooting his own movies)
Bruce Willis (yeah, i know, sorry but he plays every single damn role the same way, the raspy voice, the slanted eyes,it's old.)

DaddyHalbucks 04-27-2007 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by BBWTori (Post 12319966)

Winona Ryder is a nasty spoiled bitch, in my opinion.

MrPinks 04-27-2007 06:09 PM

Colin Farrell
Steven Seagal (Probably worst of the bunch)
Ryan Phillippe (Can't stand this guy)
Vin Diesel
Ben Affleck
Ryan Reynolds (Where did this asshole come from and who finds him funny?)
Cary Elwes
Danny Glover (His acting ability or lack of topped with Cary's lack of talent ruined Saw for me)
Freddie Prinze jr.

uno 04-27-2007 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Adult Lounge - Brad (Post 12322189)
what about Kiki Dunst? I guess you all think that she is better than all these other ppl. Don't get me wrong, most of the people on this list are over paid and replaceable. But seriously, she stars in the most expensive piece of crap to ever come out of Hollywierd. She is by far the wost actor/actress hands down.

Then there's Lindsay Lohan, and the Olsons, and all of these others that don'e even get a mention. I could probably find at least one good movie for each of the people listed here. The Gift, Top Gun, Affleck was the bomb in Phantom (not really but the movie that's from he is good in), etc.

She was bad ass in Interview with the Vampire.

he-fox 04-27-2007 06:19 PM

I am really surprised that nobody mentioned Arnold Schwartzenegger.

needlive 04-27-2007 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by BBWTori (Post 12319966)

She was great in Alien 4 :winkwink: btw I dont think I've ever seen her in any other movie...

BUT! SHE IS BEAUTIFUL. THAT IS A THING I KNOW FOR SURE.

needlive 04-27-2007 08:25 PM

What about Dudikoff btw? Ok I know American Ninja rules :D

SPACE GLIDER 04-27-2007 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt (Post 12319942)
Nicolas Cage. He went for the part of Pinocchio recently, but was turned down as his acting was too wooden.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

SPACE GLIDER 04-27-2007 09:39 PM

Nicholas Cage I can agree with even though I totally loved Ghost Rider

SPACE GLIDER 04-27-2007 09:40 PM

I'm still not sure Steven Segall even qualifies as an actor

Fap 04-27-2007 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by jdc (Post 12320664)

:321GFY :321GFY :321GFY
I lose so much respect for you for that comment.

And allow me to remind the good people of GFY who is the real shit of the crop in hollywood:
JIMMY FALLON

VoteForPedro 04-28-2007 12:57 AM

I'm surprised at all of the knocks on Nic Cage. I realize he isn't the greatest actor in the world, but I thought he was excellent in Adaptation and Leaving Las Vegas. Bringing Out The Dead and Face/Off even. He is far from the worst. That honor has to go to Keanu Reeves, Paul Walker or Tara Reid.


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