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MOxxx · 04-05-2007, 04:29 PM

This is not a story but a true incident that happened in USA. *

An Italian man walked into a bank in New York City one day and asked for
the loan officer.

He told the loan officer that he was going to Italy on business for two
weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The bank officer told him that the
bank would need some form of security for the loan. The Italian man
handed over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of
the bank. He produced the title and everything checked out.

The loan officer agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the
Italian man for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000
loan.
An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's
underground garage and parked it there.

Two weeks later, the Italian returned, repaid the $5,000 and the
interest, which came to $15.41.

The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi
millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000"

The Italian replied: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for
two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"

Ah, the brain of the Italian ... This is why Italy is shining.

Angelo22 · 04-05-2007, 04:31 PM

Hahahahaha, niiiiiice

SexualDragon · 04-05-2007, 04:31 PM

Smart and not the maxwell kind

MaDalton · 04-05-2007, 04:31 PM

_Richard_ · 04-05-2007, 04:36 PM

>This is not a story but a true incident that happened in USA. *

i heard the same story but the guy was jewish

mattz · 04-05-2007, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Sexbankroll

>This is not a story but a true incident that happened in USA. *

i heard the same story but the guy was jewish

i heard the same one too, but the guy was french

Angelo22 · 04-05-2007, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Sexbankroll

>This is not a story but a true incident that happened in USA. *

i heard the same story but the guy was jewish

Ferrari's are italian
so he was either italian
or a jew, french, iraqi, whatever nationality who born and raised in italy

Phoenix · 04-05-2007, 04:41 PM

nice story

gangbangjoe · 04-05-2007, 04:41 PM

this is one of the stories which are told ALL around the world in 474654654654546 editions

Voodoo · 04-05-2007, 04:44 PM

I heard it was a white guy.

NaughtyRob · 04-05-2007, 04:49 PM

Viva Italia

wdsguy · 04-05-2007, 04:52 PM

I heard it was a chinese guy.

Tapaz · 04-05-2007, 05:11 PM

Yeah Thats ITALIA

MandyBlake · 04-05-2007, 06:23 PM

oh that is awesome!

LiveDose · 04-05-2007, 06:24 PM

That is a fuckin' sweet story.... haha

illeana · 04-05-2007, 06:28 PM

that's great! I love it

MikeVega · 04-05-2007, 06:31 PM

That was a friend of mine ... lol

smutx · 04-05-2007, 06:47 PM

heard the same thing except it was a blonde

aico · 04-05-2007, 06:51 PM

I heard the same story but it was a horse and a saloon.

drctfiesta · 04-05-2007, 06:55 PM

Jesus Loves Italy

Spunky · 04-05-2007, 06:56 PM

Lmao..very clever..good story

sicone · 04-05-2007, 07:02 PM

igotmeg · 04-05-2007, 07:46 PM

Duh it was a WOMAN. kthx :D

BlueDesignStudios · 04-05-2007, 08:19 PM

so this story only works for ethnic people then?

Ray@TastyDollars · 04-05-2007, 08:44 PM

"BADA BING!!!!!"

GrouchyAdmin · 04-05-2007, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueDesignStudios

so this story only works for ethnic people then?

Yeah, everyone knows us yankees are stooopid! ;)

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-05-2007, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

this is one of the stories which are told ALL around the world in 474654654654546 editions

Yup, here it is all over google

And here it is all over yahoo

Still a good one though

nosey · 04-05-2007, 08:55 PM

good one

tehHinjew · 04-05-2007, 08:57 PM

i heard it but with an indian guy

calibra · 04-05-2007, 11:27 PM

I like it

notabook · 04-05-2007, 11:32 PM

I heard it but with a robot guy.

bogo · 04-06-2007, 12:18 AM

Lies...Im sure if the bank took your car as collateral (parked on the street),they would nail you with all kinds of service charges/storage fees.

CaptainHowdy · 04-06-2007, 12:24 AM

Danny B · 04-06-2007, 01:51 AM

nice story. don't care wether true or not.

martinsc · 04-06-2007, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Sexbankroll

>This is not a story but a true incident that happened in USA. *

i heard the same story but the guy was jewish

i heard the same one with a blonde....

TheAccountant · 04-06-2007, 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drctfiesta

Jesus Loves Italy

Jesus is in jail atm!

Sexsitesurfer · 04-06-2007, 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo

I heard it was a white guy.

RACIST!

Sorry...

MOxxx · 04-06-2007, 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutx

heard the same thing except it was a blonde

A blonde can't be that smart

MOxxx · 04-06-2007, 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

She is the best Milf ever now!

MOxxx · 04-06-2007, 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueDesignStudios

so this story only works for ethnic people then?

it just works ;)

3xM - Julien · 04-06-2007, 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOxxx

This is why Italy is shining.

I don't think so

gornyhuy · 04-06-2007, 06:17 AM

I heard the same thing but it was a priest, a rabbi, and a goat.

TBrown · 04-06-2007, 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

this is one of the stories which are told ALL around the world in 474654654654546 editions

urban legend

04-05-2007, 04:29 PM	#1
MOxxx Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Atlanta,GA Posts: 3,022	Brain Of An Italian: This is not a story but a true incident that happened in USA. * An Italian man walked into a bank in New York City one day and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Italy on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan. The Italian man handed over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Italian man for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parked it there. Two weeks later, the Italian returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest, which came to $15.41. The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" The Italian replied: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'" Ah, the brain of the Italian ... This is why Italy is shining. __________________ Increase revenue and maximize your business potential by translating your website with a partner who truly understands your industry! For more information about X-Rated Translations visit https://www.xratedtranslations.com

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