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***3000***Learn To play Poker***$600 Bonus!***
Finally I hit 3k and i want to celebrate it with you all by given away a
few hints on how to become a winning pokerplayer. Along with this I also offer the oppotunity to get a $600 Bonus at FullTiltPoker if you insert $600 dollars. But for most people the $600 wouldn't matter because they will hardly survive long enough to rake the dollars out Tonight I will offer to Learn you the abasics in becomming a winning player. The points I will cover: Bankroll Management Preflop Play - which hands to play, which hands to raise and from which positions Postflop Play - How do you play all your draws and how do you play hand where you are favorite The rules will apply for fullring tables (10 man tables) The style I will teach you is what is reffered to as TAG (Tight Aggresive) It's low stakes poker from NL Holdem $10 max to NL holdem $50 max. In order for me to help you I want you to signup under my affiliate ID through this link: http://www.fulltiltpoker.com/?key=MD...I0MDAwMDAwMDA- You need to have basic knowledge about poker: You must know and understand the rules of NL Holdem You must know the following terms: - Flop, turn, river You have to know what I mean when I refer to your position at the table. - early, middle and late position. If you know these things, then I can teach you the grund rules which makes a player a winning player. Experience is another important factor which I cannot gain for you, all the marginal calls and such. There's like a million different situations in poker and I will learn you to cover maybe 80% of them with basic rules The rest is up to you Wanna give it a go? Join and hit me up on icq Oh and I of course only teach people real money play.
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And fulltilt accepts Epassporte
and you can also withdraw to epassporte. I will only take in a MAX 10 clients today.
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waterboy don't you want an upgrade to selfimployeed pokerplayer?
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my offet to help will only stand for an hour or so
I wanna get back to the tables myself
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sad to see epassporte still taking gambling clients......sigh
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no more poker for me
congratz on 3k tho
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congrats on your 3k! Sorry, dont have time or money for poker these days, even though I like it
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Already have a fulltilt account. Good deal.
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okay
a shame you have an account already
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congrats on 3k,
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congrats
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congrats
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hey man congrats!
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Conrats man
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odd, but congrats.. do note though, if full tilt was to find out your bringing in alot of US players via your affiiate account, they will close your account and freeze earnings.
I only know this because I have talked to 4 people that has been removed from their database. per their pr mananger, they will be closing the game to all US players in the next 3 to 4 weeks, though this does not effect your foriegn players, which is where you will maintain and gain new players under you account which is what will be beneficial to you.. just a heads up. I never want anyone to take a loss, so i figured i would provide you will a bit of helpful info i should follow up by saying that the above is just info that has been brought my way, i actually do not have any proof, so by all means, this was just food for thought
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thanksfor the heads up it's the first time this comes to my attention for sure.
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Congrats on the 3k
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Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I only like to play in friendly low stakes games with friends.....But a BIG congrats on the 3K
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Thanks for the congrats
2bet I just wrote them an email and they responsed that I could safely refer american costumors without worries about not getting credited... but you might be right if someone gets a lot us pokerplayers they might chose to shut them down, I don't know...
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Okay fuck it
I will give you guys some guideline if some of you is thinking about playing poker for the money instead of for the laugh. These are estimates and if you disagree and think TAG should be played differently just write your corrections Off to bed __________________________________________________ _____ Preflop play: When I say raise you always rasie a minimum of 4 times the size of a big blind. if there are limpers ahead of you, you raise bigger. Early: Raise : AQ, AK, JJ-AA. Limp in on : AJs, 22-1010. Fold : All other hands. Middle: Raise : AJ, AQ, AK, 1010-AA Limp in on : 22-1010. Fold : all other hands Raised pot* : call with AQ,AK, 22-JJ and reraise the pot to circa 3.5 times the raise if you have QQ-AA Late: If everybody folds and you are on the button or one away: Feel free to raise a lot of hand from here. Q-10 suited and better hands. BUT respect a reraise and fold. also fold if he bets the flop and you didn't hit anything and dont have a decent draw. If there's a lot of callers in front of you you bet a little more. Scenario: You are on the button holding: AQ - big blind is $0.25 4 people before you limp in paying the $0.25 You raise the pot to $2 - 4xBB plus 4 limpers at $0.25 makes $2. So in general be aggresive from the button espcially if no one is in the pot but big blind and small blind. Postflop Play: Protect your good hands: classic scenario you are holding 44 and you hit the last 4. but there are also two cards of the same color on the deck. To ensure you don't get bad beated by a flush you have to bet full pot here, for the love of god, don't fucking slowplay this one If someone raise before you, you reraise, You have a slid hand, so protect it! Draws You have two diamonds and there are two on the flop if you only have one opponent and he checks to you, then make a semibluff and bet the size of the pot When you have these draws you will hit 1/3 the times, so you have to win it occasinally without hitting to be a winning player Remember, don't call if you have the feeling you are behind, 9 out 10 times your instinct has it right in those situations. Don't become a calling station Bankroll Management: since it's gambling the game varies even if you play 100% correct. even if you are 92% favorite of winning a hand, the opponent will win 8 our 100 times. You need to have 20 times the max limit you play: $500 bankroll if you play NL $25. That's all folks, there's a lot of things I haven't told but I don't got all night
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This no poker crap for US peeps is just stupid, and will turn into many other thing's being taken control over.
Glad I live In vegas now....but I still stick to small games. 2/4 limit, 4/8 limit. Live....but it;s so much slower than online poker. gl |
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Congrat's on the 3k !!
Not much of a poker fan though... |
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let me know if you need any help at all with trafficholder stuff but I am not with them anymore but will gladly help that great team I don't own fulltilt no... they have players like gus hansen, Mike Matasu, Poker girl and so on playing in there
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Congrats on the 3k man!
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My Sig was too Big! :(
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Lucky!Congrats!
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In fact if anyone want's to know
Gus Hansen is playing MagicPitch and Sbrugby in Omaha Hi stakes $200/400 funny to watch many pots over $30k
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Congrats on the 3k
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congrats on the 3k.
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Congrats on the 3k
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congrats on 3k
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congrats on your 3k!!!
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Congrats on the 3k
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Congrats on the 3000 posts
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Congrats to you buddy!
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Congrats on 3K!!!
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Protect your good hands:
classic scenario you are holding 44 and you hit the last 4. but there are also two cards of the same color on the deck. To ensure you don't get bad beated by a flush you have to bet full pot here, for the love of god, don't fucking slowplay this one If someone raise before you, you reraise, You have a slid hand, so protect it! Such good advice
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congrats
just thought I might try something a little untraditional for a change
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As for Hansen and Huck Seed...MANY circuit players will tell you that Huck Seed is THE best NL hold'em player and dominates the side games (I saw a poll recently amongst them and that's where I got that result btw). He doesn't get a lot of TV time, but if you watch him play, you can see the guy has serious game, and his personality would allow him to fly under the radar as well. I saw the two of them go headsup recently. Seed completely dominated Hansen to the point of actually making him look foolish. I've never seen Hansen look flustered before that. Then, Hansen made a couple of adjustments and came back to win. Even in losing though, Seed didn't look bad. If you combine that episode with the way he can change up his game, and play tight, or play 5 9 offsuit and scare players away with his post flop play, that's why I think Hansen is so dangerous. Probably his biggest weakness is that he rarely DOES play tight. He seems to get impatient or bored at the table and has to be throwing his chips in the middle. But his post flop play alone puts him above everyone...again, imo. |
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