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man, the pussy has not stopped flowing this week
after a dry spell for a month or so:
got laid by some hot chick i met at internext going on a date this week with some other hot chick i met at internext met a girl at the airport on the way home from the show, gave her my #, i think she will call, but who knows just met some chick at a cowboy bar, she was all over me, maybe an 8 with a great body, were going to hang out tomorrow man, when it comes, it pours, i must have had 12-inch dick tattooed on my forehead last week
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Show Yer Tits!
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I thought you meant you were oozing...
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reminds me of eddie murphy in raw
you have so much pussy, it be falling out your pockets..."excuse me, thats mine"
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i guess the good does not feel as good, if it wasnt so dry for so long
ill fuck up half or more of those contacts, like i normally do, but i may be able to salvage one chick out of it, maybe if im extra luck, 2
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Keep on dreaming, buddy. Dreams come true eventually.
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If you need to talk about it on a public message board..
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Good for you...if that's the case.
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Hello Rich. I highly doubt your claims of sexual magnetism. They sound farse and contrived.
"got laid by some hot chick i met at internext", if you truly got some tail @ internext, why even post about it? This was such a noob statement that screams of someone who is in desperate need of attention and validation. "going on a date this week with some other hot chick i met at internext", woah, and you continue on with the complete noobish ways even more to beg for someone to reach out and validate your existence with some sort of locker-room Hi5 type of thing. "met a girl at the airport on the way home from the show, gave her my #, i think she will call, but who knows", a true playa knows a chic is going to call. Your game is missing some pieces, a board and another player... oh yeah, I forgot to ask, did she give you HER number? If so, how many desperate messages have you left in the past 30 minutes? "just met some chick at a cowboy bar, she was all over me, maybe an 8 with a great body, were going to hang out tomorrow" Oh man! A girl at a cow"boy" bar? Crazy! How lucky are you? She was all over you eh? Why isn't she still with you? If you just met her tonight and she was all over you, where is she now? Did you give her your number too? She'll call dude. Don't fret. She'll call. *cough "man, when it comes, it pours, i must have had 12-inch dick tattooed on my forehead last week", Oh, is that what women are into these days? Tattoos of big cocks on foreheads? Weird. I'm not up to par with the "hip" things these days. Anyhow, best of luck with the ladies, you desperate twat. |
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sniffsniff... Do I smell some serious pwnage here? Bah!
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I had a few beers last night and came home and posted that, I was on a slight high, don’t make the mistake of thinking that everyone on this board does not have game, if you don’t. 97% of people on this board could not start and continue a conversation with a girl for more than 5 minutes
You know whats funny? I left the bar with her number because at the time, after being in vegas for 5 nights, I did not feel like drinking anymore and hanging around that place for another 2 hours to try to get in her pants
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Ride the wave, my man ...
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This is how shit works i am telling ya, if you are getting layed its like you give off a new fucking aroma or something, chicks pick up on it.
Also could be due to once you are layed your confidence picks up huge and women love confidence. |
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CRAZY MOFUKKA
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werd, good for you homie,
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Absolutely, and also, I think you get on a vibe after a convention where you are so used to smiling at everyone and talking to whomever you can about whatever, that it maintains for a few days afterwards
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same here, except i got a cold sore =/
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it is ok to pick up a slut once and a while to make yourself feel better or get back in the game but a real player can select any woman he wants because he reaks of macheesemo. |
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btw, every hour after midnight, take 1 point off
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That's how it works
I can't explain why it happens, but I've experienced that type of downpour before as well. It happens with models and fuck buddies I have in the pipeline. When one model wants to do a shoot, they all hit me up at the same time. When one fuck buddy is horny, the other's come out of the woodwork asking to 'hang out'. Cheers! Eric |
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chicks love macaroni and cheese
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it continues, check this out
i stopped by a bar by myself around 9pm to get a bite to eat and have a beer. im sitting there, and 2 decent looking 21 year old girls come in an sit down. im looking at one of them. we glance back and forth but i dont think much of it, as i m in my workout clothes. 5 min later, one of them walks up and sits down to me, starts talking. i end up talking to her for a bit, then she tells me her friend is interested in me. I tell her to let me eat and ill come over in a bit. I finished, order a round of shots (purple hooters) for us and walk over and start talking to them. The one that say down earlier was around an 8, with some dark eyebrows. The other one, the one I was looking at, was around a 7, with some ugly acne around her mouth (but an otherwise nice face, nice ass, and nice rack), we hung out for a bit and we (me and Kelly) kept talking. They ended up wanting to go to some other bar, kept inviting me, I kept resisting, then walked them out to their car, made out with Kelly for a min, and took off, just got home. Got her number a the bar though
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When you're done the run of mighty pussy, could you update your website? Particularly the "services" page. "Our fee structure is as follows:" ... ... Usually, you expect something else there
Edit: I forgot to say please, so, please
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well lucky you
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appreciate it, and thanks for being so nice about it
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