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off the top of my head Bill Gates Henry Ford Thomas Edison Alexander Gram Bell Wright brothers |
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now my life is complete:1orglaugh |
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1) Eienstein has moved to the USA and the USA got the A-bomb (#1!) 2) Sikorsky moved the USA and the USA got the A-bomb first helicopter (#1 again) 3) Von Braun got the US citizenship (nice for the Nazi isn't it) and the USA got their 1st setelite and successful Moon program (#1 one more time) ... Would you like to continue this list by yourself? |
Hey wasn't Alexander Graham Bell a Canadian?
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Oh yes they are for sure!
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P.S. He even purchased the code for 1st release of MS-DOS from a 3rd person. |
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Don't forget JP Morgan.
Possibly if not for him, the US economy would be nowhere near what it is today. |
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P.S. He wasn't been even a Canadian. Read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Graham_Bell |
until you can top "penis melting zionist robot combs" you ain't seen nothin yet.
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Yes, I'm a t-shirt salesman. :) I can't decide if you're arrogant or stupid. I'll play it safe and go with both. :winkwink: |
Well, the US can keep Brett Hull... that much I can say with certainty. :)
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The phrase refers to a mass panic that swept through Khartoum, the capital of Sudan, in September 2003. The people of Khartoum feared that a Satanic foreigner was going around shaking hands with Sudanese men and thereby causing their penises to melt upwards inside their body. In one case a man reported that he was approached by a stranger at the market. The stranger handed him a comb and asked him to comb his hair. "When he did so, within seconds... he felt a strange sensation and discovered that he had lost his penis." The Sudanese journalist Ja'far Abbas interjected a note of scientific rationality into the growing hysteria by making this observation in his column in the Saudi daily Al-Watan:
No doubt, this comb was a laser-controlled surgical robot that penetrates the skull [and passes] to the lower body and emasculates a man!! I wanted to tell that man who fell victim to the electronic comb: 'You jackass, how can you put a comb from a man you don't know to your head, while even relatives avoid using the same comb?!' ... That man [i.e. the mysterious stranger], who, as it is claimed, is from West Africa, is an imperialist Zionist agent that was sent to prevent our people from procreating and multiplying. |
i always say, if you hate america then stop using american made stuff, because it shows you're a hypocrite
so shut that computer off that was created by bill gates, and turn off those lights that was created by thomas edison, and go use your horse and buggy, because the car can't be used, as henry ford is mad you called him an idiot |
The title of this thread is misleading. The American's ignorance of world geography is well known, but let us not forget that this is the country that is the most innovative and productive in the world.
Whilst the Brits may have invented the web, just look at who now dominates it - including our industry. |
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And on of the obvious things you yanks invented doesn't seem to have been mentioned even though without you wouldn't be able to slag Americans off ! Oh well its a pretty funny thread from the outside :2 cents: |
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For most Americans, don't forget, the minute they are in front of a Camera or think they will be on TV, their IQ drops an average 50 points.
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America still has, by far, the most Nobel Prizes both in sciences and overall.
Let me share a little secret with you guys. 99% of ALL people are fucking moronic. It's the 1% that count, and you won't find them walking around the streets looking to answer trivia questions in the day. |
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I find it amazing that they find one person out of many who I am sure they first went through and answered correctly = and because of that one person, everyone jumps on it as though he represents the whole of america. For all we know he was born in canada and moved to the usa on a work visa LOL |
america invented those "make fun of americans interviews" ...
actually maybe it was canadians ? either way americans are obviously not the most idiotic in the world , only an idiot would come to that theory by watching a comedy skit.. First off the term idiot is going to be different depending on who you are.. and what the topic is.. A farmer in nepal might thing you an idiot for not knowing the sowing time for rice or the way to milk a yak . Im sure they would gut themselves laughing watching you do it, as their small children could do it with ease. So its not so simple as to ask "whats 5 + 5" there are alot of other factors.. Speaking purely about education , america is near the top , not the best but certainly not on the idiot level. |
star wars is based on a true story true or false :)
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Thank you, you jealous cock-sucker.
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not sure if anyone noticed the irony in the fact they make fun of a few people who get the answers right..
In one clip the guy asks " do you know who is in the coalition of the willing(in iraq)?" , and the man reply's "afghanistan, kuwait?" hahaha oh wait , THEY WERE in the coalition of the willing. so who is the idiot.. the guy who had no prep and was asked a question and got it right or the guy attempting to poke fun at americans who had plenty of time to check the facts and still got it wrong lol |
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......gfy!!
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That guy is a fraud, he totally stole a lot of that material from Rick Mercer, formerly from 'This Hour Has 22 mins'. Not to mention the entire concept!
OMG! Did you hear that women refer to turbin wearers as "Diaper Heads?". Jesus! |
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Here is a link to a segment of the show "Talking to Americans";
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BhTZ_tgMUdo |
I'm pretty sure the reason why the US doesn't go to other countries to find people saying dumb things like this is because we don't care. We don't concern ourselves with your problems, this may be why we are happy people.
The fact that other countries try to make fun of America like this says a lot about their extreme inferiority complex. |
you mean to tell me that india is its own country?
fuck, stop ruining my dreams!!!!!!! |
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please son, sing your own praises. I'd love to know what you do. |
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