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Old 01-06-2007, 07:51 AM   #1
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Help Me Develop My Million Dollar Idea

a few days ago RogerV posted a thread about smelly pussies .... so i got an idea, i don't think women with smelly pussies know they smell bad. surely the haze coming off a smelly pussy must contain some kind of different chemicals than a nice sparkling minty fresh pussy. so I want to develop a cute little home test that women all over the world can use to detect a smelly pussy, the tentative name of the product is Gee Your Pussy Smells Like Garbage - i am open to other names of course. is this a good idea?

even if the product really doesn't work i think it would make millions, preying on people's insecurities is always a surefire winner, look at all the money made in penis pills and contraptions.
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Old 01-06-2007, 08:02 AM   #2
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Never gonna happen...

It would require women with the stanky puss to step forward, and that ain't gonna happen. Besides, if they know that they got the funk going on down yonder, yet have done nothing about it thus far, what is their motivation now?

And surely no men are stupid enough to give such a "gift" for their girl's birthday or whatever...

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Old 01-06-2007, 08:29 AM   #3
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What about a "anti-bacterial" spray that CAN be used on genitals that fights all that nasty bacteria shit?

Maybe they make it.
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Old 01-06-2007, 08:29 AM   #4
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And surely no men are stupid enough to give such a "gift" for their girl's birthday or whatever...

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Old 01-06-2007, 08:38 AM   #5
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What about a "anti-bacterial" spray that CAN be used on genitals that fights all that nasty bacteria shit?

Maybe they make it.
There is some stuff, an old girlfriend of mine had a chuff that smelt of flowers and tasted of honey, but she was paranoid and was always spaying this stuff on her, tasted horrid..
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Old 01-06-2007, 08:39 AM   #6
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What about a "anti-bacterial" spray that CAN be used on genitals that fights all that nasty bacteria shit?

Maybe they make it.
Take a fucking shower.
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Old 01-06-2007, 08:41 AM   #7
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not only is it a good idea, but you would be doing a great service to men everywhere.

recently i encountered the nastiest pussy i have ever had the displeasure of uncovering. this girl could really benifit from your product.

although, with the current name it might be a little too offensive :gluglug
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Old 01-06-2007, 08:54 AM   #8
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douche

Vaginal douching has a variety of perceived benefits.[citation needed] In addition to promising to clean the vagina of unwanted odors,

already out lol
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Old 01-06-2007, 08:59 AM   #9
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you don't have the idea - there already are douches and sprays, this is a test that will tell a chick that she needs to take care of business or go check out if she's got something funky growing - girls who smell obviously don't know they smell, i really think there must be a test that could be developed that would have decent accuracy. i think there is some kind of test for bad breath no?
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I think scratch an sniff is the test.
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Old 01-06-2007, 10:19 AM   #11
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who want to smell?
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Old 01-06-2007, 10:24 AM   #12
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you don't have the idea - there already are douches and sprays, this is a test that will tell a chick that she needs to take care of business or go check out if she's got something funky growing - girls who smell obviously don't know they smell, i really think there must be a test that could be developed that would have decent accuracy. i think there is some kind of test for bad breath no?
Think bigger. Make it a combo device that also does a drug test, test for STD's, and a pregnancy test. Make it viberate and after she is done testing she can use it to pleasure herself.
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Old 01-06-2007, 10:57 AM   #13
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I met a girl even with a shower her pussy smells like shit
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Old 01-06-2007, 11:31 AM   #14
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I met a girl even with a shower her pussy smells like shit
Were you sniffing the right hole?
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Old 01-06-2007, 11:31 AM   #15
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Old 01-06-2007, 11:34 AM   #16
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I think it is a load of shit when you say a woman cannot smell herself, and if they cannot, i am not sure it is anything to do with the fact that it is odorless to them, but I could be wrong!
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Old 01-06-2007, 12:38 PM   #17
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Here's what i would do Mutt... give yourself an edge by creating a very cool stink detector for the younger crowd. make it hip, cool and play MP3's. when it gets around the stink, a shrill Gilbert Godfried like voice cries out something like "good God, your vagina smells like dead racoons wrapped in dirty diapers".

Thats just good fun for everyone.

Even better... now, you are no longer relying on the insecurity of the woman alone to foster demand for your product... Lets face it, great self awareness and poor personal hygene do not exactly go hand in hand, but now you are proactively creating that insecurity.

Then, from there you create 2 additional products... the "stink alarm signal jammer" to prevent any embarrassing episodes where one might get busted in public places ... and then of course, you also offer the hygenic "remove the stink kit" (probably a just liquid solution of acetone, diesel and of course, nice fruity citris).
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www.sweetsecretions.com. THEY DO WORK, and they have other awesome side effects as well as making pussies (AND CUM) taste/smell better. ;)
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Oh they have an affiliate program too.. I don't have a ref or anything, I've taken them for over a year and they are absolutely awesome.
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It already exists, do some research for it.
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Old 01-06-2007, 02:18 PM   #22
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Wanda The Fish. That was the most humiliating name any chick could get labeled at my middle school. Getting chastised as “Wanda” simply meant that your vagina reeked of “Tuna Of The Sea”.

Understandably, girls, myself included, would go to extensive lengths to avoid this dehumanizing stigma.

So what do you do when your stinky midsection betrays an otherwise healthy vagina? The first step is to actually make sure that your vagina is in tip-top shape.

What’s a Vagina Supposed to Smell Like?

Throughout your menstrual cycle, it’s normal to have a variety of vaginal discharges. Vaginal discharge can take the form of the non-fertile, viscous- and sticky-type discharge to the very fertile, slippery- and clear-type discharge that occurs close to menstruation.

Abnormal discharges are accompanied by itchiness, raunchy smells, and/ or gray-, yellow- or green-colored discharges.

The second step to restoring your vagina to health involves to ruling out the possibility of having vaginal conditions like bacterial vaginosis, a yeast infection or trichomonas vaginitis.

Bacterial vaginosis
Bacterial vaginosis (BV), while more common than yeast infections, doesn’t get much attention in the media.

The cause of bacterial vaginosis remains unclear but this condition is linked to sexual activity and douching. According to a University of Illinois at Chicago (UIC) study, a sexually transmitted virus that infects vaginal lactobacilli may cause bacterial vaginosis.

Vaginal lactobacilli are required to maintain a healthy pH and bacterial balance within the vagina. Once this balance is disrupted by a virus, the vagina no longer has a protective barrier and is more susceptible to infection.

In the 1999 UIC study, Sylvia Pavlova, senior research specialist, and Lin Tao, associate professor of oral biology, found that viruses may cause bacterial vaginosis. Moreover bacterial vaginosis could be sexually transmitted.

If untreated, bacterial vaginosis can lead to pelvic inflammatory disease, tubal pregnancy, or, pre-term labor if you are pregnant.

Only your doctor can diagnose bacterial vaginosis. Your doctor would prescribe oral antibiotics or antibiotic vaginal inserts to treat bacterial vaginosis.

What to look and smell for:
Increased vaginal discharge. A fishy vaginal odor and white or gray milk-like discharge.

Yeast infection
If you’ve used antibiotics, been pregnant, have diabetes, or wear tight clothing, chances are you’ve experienced an overgrowth of vaginal yeast. Overgrowth of the yeast Candida albicans is largely blamed for causing yeast infections.

Most women find their yeast infection treatment in over-the-counter preparations at drug stores. Other times you can find yeast infection relief by moderating your sugar intake and supplementing your diet with more foods that contain Lactobacillus (L.).

Dr. Tori Hudson, who serves a medical director of A Woman’s Time, recommends that you eat foods that contain at least three of the following forms of Lactobacillus when naturally treating a yeast infection: L. acidophilus, L. fermentum. L. plantarum, L bulgaricus, L. casei, or L. rhamnosus.

While a research war still ranges over the effectiveness of Lactobacillus against combating yeast infections, women still notice improvements with their vaginal infections after supplementing their diet with this probiotic.

What to look and smell for:
Symptoms include a white cottage cheese-like discharge, itching, redness, and irritation.

Trichomonas vaginitis
Trichomonas vaginitis comes in as the third leading cause of vaginal infections.

Commonly called "hooker", I mean "trick", trichomonas vaginitis is a sexually transmitted infection caused by a tiny single-celled parasite. Like bacterial vaginosis, trichomonas vaginitis can be transmitted through intercourse.

Your doctor would have to test you to diagnose trichomonas vaginitis. She will prescribe antibiotics as a treatment.

What to look and smell for:
Increased amount of vaginal discharge. Possible itching. Itching and redness accompanied by a yellow-green discharge.

You know what the ironic thing about this smelly vagina business is?

It is that if you get bacterial vaginosis or trichomonas vaginitis, your doctor will prescribe antibiotics, but after using the antibiotics, your chances of getting a vaginal yeast infection shoot up. Who designed this health scenario anyway?

Before you curse, Wanda, let me offer you these tips for vaginal health to use at you own discretion:


The vagina needs to breathe, so let it. Wear pantyhose less often. Use knee-highs or thigh-highs instead.
Wear cotton underwear instead of synthetic underwear.
Use condoms during sex. Even though the theory that sex can cause a vaginal infection remains contested, use a condom is a preventative until the infection gone.
Add one teaspoon of boric acid or a half-cup of hydrogen peroxide to two quarts of warm water. (For the boric acid to mix well you need to make sure the water is warm). Use the boric acid or hydrogen peroxide douche for two weeks and stop. The boric acid and hydrogen peroxide should increase the amount of lactic acid within the vagina. This increased amount of lactic acid within the vaginal helps restore the proper bacterial balance within the vaginal and reduces the chances of re-infection.
Eat less sugar so that you don’t feed the yeast.
See a doctor if you still have doubts. The Mayo Clinic Women's “HealthSource” newsletter has cautioned women against hastily self-diagnosing vaginal problems and labeling every smelly vagina issue as a “yeast infection”. This may not allows be the case.



Ok, I hope you smell better now and if in doubt, check it out.
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From what I understand it wouldn't be smart for women to start experimenting with chemicals, you would have every single gynecologist against your product. Do some reading, looks like there are tons of articles about this and it seems that women do know about this.

This is also informative http://www.vaginalscent.com/index.shtml

http://www.rickmd.com/advvaghy.htm

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From what I understand it wouldn't be smart for women to start experimenting with chemicals, you would have every single gynecologist against your product. Do some reading, looks like there are tons of articles about this and it seems that women do know about this.

This is also informative http://www.vaginalscent.com/index.shtml

http://www.rickmd.com/advvaghy.htm

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