So does anyone lick their toilet paper when they go #2 (before wiping of course) - GoFuckYourself.com

RRRED · 11-11-2006, 12:08 AM

Since there's so much poop talk today a couple of us are having a discussion about it. Is that weird to do that? It's extra moisture to make sure you get everything ok. That is if you're out of cottenelles...

Ok no more rum and posting for me...

I wonder if that poor girl that sharted in the hottub realizes that thousands upon thousands of people have watched her embarassing ordeal over and over and over...

sigh...

MyNameIsNobody · 11-11-2006, 12:09 AM

most definitely not

Spunky · 11-11-2006, 12:10 AM

I've never tried it..somewhat of a moisturizer

marketsmart · 11-11-2006, 12:12 AM

no, cant say that i have

2HousePlague · 11-11-2006, 12:13 AM

In my business, I need to have a clean outer anus at all times. So, yes, when I am using a public stall (and the sink is not accessible) I will spit into (not lick) the paper for the final wipe --

2hp

BusterBunny · 11-11-2006, 12:13 AM

nope.....but i do lick my qtips before jamming them in my ear

L-Pink · 11-11-2006, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

[INDENT][INDENT]In my business, I need to have a clean outer anus at all times.

leftybogs · 11-11-2006, 12:15 AM

thats weird i never heard that before...
unusual....

notabook · 11-11-2006, 12:15 AM

I rarely use TP but never have when I do. I'm more of a wet naps/baby wipes person.

EBORG9 · 11-11-2006, 12:18 AM

You know....they actually make personal wipes for that. And they even have little travel packs that you can carry like little kleenex's, with all kinds of Aloe, and other types of soothing stuff.

TexasDreams · 11-11-2006, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by RRRED

Since there's so much poop talk today a couple of us are having a discussion about it. Is that weird to do that? It's extra moisture to make sure you get everything ok. That is if you're out of cottenelles...

Ok no more rum and posting for me...

I wonder if that poor girl that sharted in the hottub realizes that thousands upon thousands of people have watched her embarassing ordeal over and over and over...

sigh...

Life Lesson #37

After Shock Media · 11-11-2006, 12:50 AM

oh fuck Td MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i have not actually laughed out loud to a thread in well years.

Jakke PNG · 11-11-2006, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by RRRED

Since there's so much poop talk today a couple of us are having a discussion about it. Is that weird to do that? It's extra moisture to make sure you get everything ok. That is if you're out of cottenelles...

Can't say I do, I usually wipe like 7 times with dry paper. Then I take some liquid hand-wash soap and spread that on one paper and wipe with that, and after that again with dry paper. That is if I don't have babywipes.

quantum-x · 11-11-2006, 01:08 AM

OzMan · 11-11-2006, 01:09 AM

RRRED how bout more rum and some live pics (not of #2 , shower would be fine)

I think bidet's are the best solution. Blasting the area with water at 500 psi must be like a friggin' colonic.

11-11-2006, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by quantum-x

quantum-x · 11-11-2006, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Equinox

The things I waste my time on eh?

Bozena X · 11-11-2006, 01:27 AM

well thats an interesting theory. I wouldnt ever lick, because of the straight fact that the proximity of the fart gas is so close to the paper.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-11-2006, 01:28 AM

i don't wipe...

Angry · 11-11-2006, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Madrox

i don't wipe...

V_RocKs · 11-11-2006, 03:39 AM

How dare Rene... but you are not rene.. so fuck you#@@&(!&*#^&^#$&*^$

Bitchboy · 11-11-2006, 03:46 AM

sometimes I run the TP under the sink just a little.

but what i really hate is when i step out of the shower all clean and a minute later take a big juicy shit. to wipe real good or just get back into the shower, that is the question.

Jakke PNG · 11-11-2006, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Bitchboy

sometimes I run the TP under the sink just a little.

but what i really hate is when i step out of the shower all clean and a minute later take a big juicy shit. to wipe real good or just get back into the shower, that is the question.

I *always* take a shit just before the shower, never just after.

marko13 · 11-11-2006, 04:54 AM

nope.... never...

DamageX · 11-11-2006, 05:01 AM

Hey, Platinum Lantern, how did you manage to hack RRRED's account?

Antonio · 11-11-2006, 05:18 AM

I always wash after wiping !!! and so should everybody else, so there's no reason to lick the toilet paper before using it

btw I sale short toilet paper if anybody's interested

TreasureBucks · 11-11-2006, 05:21 AM

Ive never heard of that. hahaha, ill have to ask the wife if she does.

lol

DamageX · 11-11-2006, 05:33 AM

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Originally Posted by TreasureBucks

Ive never heard of that. hahaha, ill have to ask the wife if she does.

lol

"Honey, do you lick the toilet paper before wiping your ass, after you've taken a shit?" Yep, sounds romantic.

NinjaSteve · 11-11-2006, 08:43 AM

no no no no no no no

tranza · 11-11-2006, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by TexasDreams

Life Lesson #37

DjSap · 11-11-2006, 10:16 AM

what the fucking fuck...

Drake · 11-11-2006, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Madrox

i don't wipe...

I remember seeing a site called the "Dirty Bastard's Association" or something similar.

An email from a viewer of the site asked, "Am I a dirty bastard if I don't flush the toilet after wiping in a public stall?'

DBA's answer: "Dirty Bastards don't wipe their asses"

BVF · 11-11-2006, 10:58 AM

that sounds kind of disgusting...Plus it doesn't matter if you wipe with toilet paper or a babywipe. It's still dirty...The ONLY way to get it clean is to get in the shower or on a bidet and spread your asshole so the water can wash out the opening.

Himuro · 11-11-2006, 12:03 PM

I heard a story of a British millionnaire who used to wipe with the hotel towels instead of toilet paper. I guess it's way more effecient.

clickhappy · 11-11-2006, 12:03 PM

No tongue necessary

Jace · 11-11-2006, 12:07 PM

holy shit TD that chop is awesome

SleazyDream · 11-11-2006, 12:50 PM

the real question is - do you lick the toilet paper BEFORE or AFTER you wipe with it?

11-11-2006, 12:08 AM	#1
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	So does anyone lick their toilet paper when they go #2 (before wiping of course) Since there's so much poop talk today a couple of us are having a discussion about it. Is that weird to do that? It's extra moisture to make sure you get everything ok. That is if you're out of cottenelles... Ok no more rum and posting for me... I wonder if that poor girl that sharted in the hottub realizes that thousands upon thousands of people have watched her embarassing ordeal over and over and over... sigh...

11-11-2006, 12:13 AM	#5
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	In my business, I need to have a clean outer anus at all times. So, yes, when I am using a public stall (and the sink is not accessible) I will spit into (not lick) the paper for the final wipe -- 2hp __________________ tada!

11-11-2006, 12:13 AM	#6
BusterBunny perverted justice decoy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: unborn still in the womb connected via blackberry Posts: 19,291	nope.....but i do lick my qtips before jamming them in my ear __________________ my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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11-11-2006, 12:15 AM	#9
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11-11-2006, 12:09 AM	#2
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EBORG9 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Sin City Posts: 1,823	You know....they actually make personal wipes for that. And they even have little travel packs that you can carry like little kleenex's, with all kinds of Aloe, and other types of soothing stuff.

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11-11-2006, 01:09 AM	#15
OzMan Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Los Begas Posts: 9,162	RRRED how bout more rum and some live pics (not of #2 , shower would be fine) I think bidet's are the best solution. Blasting the area with water at 500 psi must be like a friggin' colonic.

11-11-2006, 01:27 AM	#18
Bozena X Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: West Cost Posts: 1,139	well thats an interesting theory. I wouldnt ever lick, because of the straight fact that the proximity of the fart gas is so close to the paper.

11-11-2006, 01:28 AM	#19
Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tinseltown NL Posts: 16,502	i don't wipe...

11-11-2006, 03:39 AM	#21
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,422	How dare Rene... but you are not rene.. so fuck you#@@&(!&#^&^#$&^$

11-11-2006, 03:46 AM	#22
Bitchboy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,183	sometimes I run the TP under the sink just a little. but what i really hate is when i step out of the shower all clean and a minute later take a big juicy shit. to wipe real good or just get back into the shower, that is the question.

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Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	I always wash after wiping !!! and so should everybody else, so there's no reason to lick the toilet paper before using it btw I sale short toilet paper if anybody's interested

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11-11-2006, 08:43 AM	#29
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Himuro Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: GO HABS GO!!! Posts: 934	I heard a story of a British millionnaire who used to wipe with the hotel towels instead of toilet paper. I guess it's way more effecient.

11-11-2006, 12:03 PM	#35
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11-11-2006, 12:07 PM	#36
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11-11-2006, 12:50 PM	#37
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