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Old 10-24-2006, 10:29 AM   #1
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Guys. How do you deal with a chick that you don't want to see anymore?

you've told her as much, but she keeps calling?

She's calling my cell, she calls my house at all hours.

I don't answer the phone because I'm hoping she'll get the message and leave me the fuck alone.

I don't want to have her arrested for stalking, and I don't want to change my phone numbers.

Any help on this?
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Old 10-24-2006, 10:32 AM   #2
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Be patient... she'll give up eventually. Unless she is a psycho of course
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Old 10-24-2006, 10:32 AM   #3
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Pick it up and tell her you will call her back in a few minutes, dont call her back, do it a few times and she will get the point.
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Old 10-24-2006, 10:33 AM   #4
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this is bulletproof...get some pills that will impair your ability to get a boner, hook up with her a last time and tell her that you have been having problems down there lately...she wont be calling you anymore after that...
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Old 10-24-2006, 10:34 AM   #5
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Just answer and say "Look mom, I know that I'm still living under your roof but I'm too old to have a curfew!"
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Old 10-24-2006, 10:35 AM   #6
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ask her out on a date, take her to a really fancy restaurant, buy her roses, fuck her like she has never been fucked before, make love to her, buy her a ring, propose to her, marry her and take her on a honeymoon, have a child, raise the child till old age, and die together.

best way imo.
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Old 10-24-2006, 10:35 AM   #7
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this is bulletproof...get some pills that will impair your ability to get a boner, hook up with her a last time and tell her that you have been having problems down there lately...she wont be calling you anymore after that...
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Old 10-24-2006, 10:36 AM   #8
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ask her out on a date, take her to a really fancy restaurant, buy her roses, fuck her like she has never been fucked before, make love to her, buy her a ring, propose to her, marry her and take her on a honeymoon, have a child, raise the child till old age, and die together.

best way imo.
I don't want to see her anymore. She annoys me.
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Old 10-24-2006, 10:37 AM   #9
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Have another girl answer the phone next time.
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Old 10-24-2006, 10:37 AM   #10
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Plant some cocaine and a handgun in her car and call the police. You won't see her for a couple years.
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Old 10-24-2006, 10:37 AM   #11
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Pick it up and tell her you will call her back in a few minutes, dont call her back, do it a few times and she will get the point.
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Old 10-24-2006, 10:38 AM   #12
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I don't want to see her anymore. She annoys me.
just deflate her.
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Old 10-24-2006, 10:40 AM   #13
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Old 10-24-2006, 10:41 AM   #14
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Have another girl answer the phone next time.
dont fucking do that!

I've done that before, and trust me you DO NOT want the shit storm that will follow
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Old 10-24-2006, 10:41 AM   #15
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Block her number from calling you...
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Old 10-24-2006, 10:42 AM   #16
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but seriously just tell her straight up, it is by far the best thing to do, when you start playing the ignore game it just gets them upset and even more crazy.

or tell her you are in another realationship, or you are just looking to be single and have sex and wouldnt want to treat them that way.

they normally get the drift.
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Old 10-24-2006, 10:46 AM   #17
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maybe she wants you to hit her at last.
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Old 10-24-2006, 10:57 AM   #18
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Just keep ignoring her calls.. She'll soon give up.
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Old 10-24-2006, 11:06 AM   #19
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Just keep ignoring her calls.. She'll soon give up.
Agree with Rodney, don't answer her calls by any means, be patient...good luck!!!
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Old 10-24-2006, 11:41 AM   #20
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try to pawn her off on your friends, hopefully they will give you the same courtesy with their discarded girls...like trading traffic with other sites
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Old 10-24-2006, 11:42 AM   #21
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run her over with a truck
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Old 10-24-2006, 11:42 AM   #22
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you got a garden? get a spade...
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Old 10-24-2006, 12:50 PM   #23
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Old 10-24-2006, 12:52 PM   #24
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Old 10-24-2006, 01:29 PM   #25
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explain her nicely u want to be alone. then u can bone her again if you will want to in the future...
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Old 10-24-2006, 01:40 PM   #26
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be a fuckin adult and tell her to fuck off?
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Old 10-24-2006, 01:45 PM   #27
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try to pawn her off on your friends, hopefully they will give you the same courtesy with their discarded girls...like trading traffic with other sites
This is by far the best answer.

I have done this a few times and it always works out.

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Old 10-24-2006, 01:48 PM   #28
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Got any nude pics of her, threaten to post them on the internet if she doesn't leave you alone.
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Old 10-24-2006, 02:00 PM   #29
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Tell her the truth, be really hard about if you have to. She maybe thinking you are playing hard to get so just tell her you don't like being with her and thats that.
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Old 10-24-2006, 10:45 PM   #30
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is that what you did with the access that you have... you dirty man whore... corvette... we all thought you were honest and hard working now we now what you were working for....pussy. oh and reputation...respect? you know you got it
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this is bulletproof...get some pills that will impair your ability to get a boner, hook up with her a last time and tell her that you have been having problems down there lately...she wont be calling you anymore after that...
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Old 10-24-2006, 11:17 PM   #33
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Old 10-24-2006, 11:21 PM   #35
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kill her
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