Why did the Chicken Cross the Road... - GoFuckYourself.com

Jman · 10-16-2006, 11:30 AM

Here are answers from the experts:

DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road before it goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his "CURRENT" problems before adding "NEW" problems.

OPRAH:
Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not
live his life like the rest of the chickens. ;

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

DONALD RUMSFELD:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

AdPatron · 10-16-2006, 11:35 AM

Who are you again?

CaptainHowdy · 10-16-2006, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by JoesTraffic

Who are you again?

!!

Jman · 10-16-2006, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by JoesTraffic

Who are you again?

Seems you want to know since it's not the first time you ask.

LOL TROLL!!!!

fris · 10-16-2006, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by JoesTraffic

Who are you again?

thats the reply you should ask jimthefiend.

AdPatron · 10-16-2006, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by JMan

Seems you want to know since it's not the first time you ask.

You still haven't told me.

LOL. ELF!

squishypimp · 10-16-2006, 11:47 AM

silly george w.

sumphatpimp · 10-16-2006, 11:53 AM

............

DaddyHalbucks · 10-16-2006, 12:04 PM

Yep, it all depends on your world view.

Jman · 10-16-2006, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by JoesTraffic

You still haven't told me.

LOL. ELF!

And I don't need to

reynold · 10-16-2006, 07:50 PM

Nice set of jokes , Jman.

Phoenix · 10-16-2006, 08:03 PM

the chicken crossed the road because he was stapled to the muskrat

Screaming · 10-16-2006, 08:04 PM

i hate that question

E$_manager · 10-16-2006, 09:01 PM

stupid chicken.

he-fox · 10-16-2006, 09:10 PM

This joke sucks

AdPatron · 10-16-2006, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by JMan

And I don't need to

Who said you did?!

rodney25 · 10-17-2006, 12:04 AM

George Bush gives the most logical explanation.

sandman! · 10-17-2006, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by JoesTraffic

Who are you again?

sleazy's cock hoslter thought everyone knew that

10-16-2006, 11:30 AM	#1
Jman Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Canuckstikan Posts: 22,794	Why did the Chicken Cross the Road... Here are answers from the experts: DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road before it goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his "CURRENT" problems before adding "NEW" problems. OPRAH: Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens. ; GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. DONALD RUMSFELD: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. __________________ New AI Affiliate Program FantasyXXX.AI TG: @jman1216

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10-16-2006, 08:04 PM	#13
Screaming I can change this!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 18,972	i hate that question __________________

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10-16-2006, 11:53 AM	#8
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10-16-2006, 07:50 PM	#11
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Nice set of jokes , Jman.

10-16-2006, 09:01 PM	#14
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10-16-2006, 09:10 PM	#15
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