RogerV's Mom - GoFuckYourself.com

engorgecash · 10-16-2006, 08:22 PM

As I grow older I start to see why dogs find her ass smells so interesting.

It's a cornocopia of scents, her ass. Sometimes it's a bit fruity, sometimes it's vinegary, sometimes it's rank, sometimes it's fragant.

It's a veritable scent factory, Mrs.V's anus.

seeric · 10-16-2006, 08:23 PM

RogerV · 10-16-2006, 08:26 PM

Like I said the street lights are on and your mother is calling you.. Go home.

I feel sorry for you..

Lesson number 2 TacoBell is Hiring

fris · 10-16-2006, 08:28 PM

mom jokes are so 80s

reynold · 10-16-2006, 08:34 PM

Sig placement before the flame runs out of gas...

CaptainHowdy · 10-16-2006, 08:39 PM

Come on!!

rogerrabbit00 · 10-16-2006, 08:58 PM

Your mama's so fat, she's got more nooks
and crannies than an English Muffin

Your mama's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book

Your mama's so ugly, it looks like her neck threw up

Your mama's so stupid, she had your brother thrown in rehab,
cause he was Hooked on Phonics

Your mama's breath is so foul, she uses Glade as a breath freshener

Your mama's so fat, they had to let out the shower curtain

Your mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm. One for each time zone

Your mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu

Your mama's so fat, after she gets through turning around,
they throw her a welcome back party

Your mama's so fat, she don't take pictures, she takes posters

Your mama's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite

Your house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, & a cockroach stole my wallet

Your mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell.
When people see her, they run for the border

Your mama's so stupid, she thinks MCI is a rapper

Your mama's so stupid, she called information to get the number to 911

Your mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company

Your mama's so stupid, she asked her boss how to spell UPS

Your house is so nasty, even the cockroaches wear slippers

Your mama's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds

Your mama's so stupid she thought Malcom X was Malcom the tenth

Your mama's so fat, that when she puts on high heels in the morning,
by the afternoon, they're flats

Your mama's belly has got so many rolls on it,
that she has to screw on her pants

Your mama's so stupid, she couldn't find eleven when trying to dial 911

Your mama's feet are so big, Bozo be envious

Your mama's so stupid, she thought Boys II Men was a day care center

Your mama's so ugly, that when she went to a haunted house,
she came out with a job application

Your mama's so ugly, she scares people even with the lights out

Your mama's so fat, she bumps into people even when she's sitting down

Your mama's so fat, that after sex, she rolls over and smokes a ham

Your Mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family

Your Mama's so dopey she thinks its the ice
cubes that keeps the fridge cold

Your house is so small the welcome mat just says wel...

Your Mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles cars slow down

I saw your mama the other day kicking a tin can.
I asked her what she was doing and she said "Moving".

Your Mama's so dopey she thinks elevators are mobile homes

RogerV · 10-16-2006, 09:46 PM

what up PimpDog

minusonebit · 10-16-2006, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

DaMan · 10-16-2006, 09:49 PM

Whats wrong with Roger's Mom?

rodney25 · 10-17-2006, 12:22 AM

Fuck, I shouldn't have clicked this thread in the first place.

10-16-2006, 08:22 PM	#1
engorgecash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 412	RogerV's Mom As I grow older I start to see why dogs find her ass smells so interesting. It's a cornocopia of scents, her ass. Sometimes it's a bit fruity, sometimes it's vinegary, sometimes it's rank, sometimes it's fragant. It's a veritable scent factory, Mrs.V's anus.

10-16-2006, 08:23 PM	#2
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rogerrabbit00 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Costa Rica Posts: 315	Your mama's so fat, she's got more nooks and crannies than an English Muffin Your mama's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book Your mama's so ugly, it looks like her neck threw up Your mama's so stupid, she had your brother thrown in rehab, cause he was Hooked on Phonics Your mama's breath is so foul, she uses Glade as a breath freshener Your mama's so fat, they had to let out the shower curtain Your mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm. One for each time zone Your mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu Your mama's so fat, after she gets through turning around, they throw her a welcome back party Your mama's so fat, she don't take pictures, she takes posters Your mama's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite Your house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, & a cockroach stole my wallet Your mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border Your mama's so stupid, she thinks MCI is a rapper Your mama's so stupid, she called information to get the number to 911 Your mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company Your mama's so stupid, she asked her boss how to spell UPS Your house is so nasty, even the cockroaches wear slippers Your mama's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds Your mama's so stupid she thought Malcom X was Malcom the tenth Your mama's so fat, that when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon, they're flats Your mama's belly has got so many rolls on it, that she has to screw on her pants Your mama's so stupid, she couldn't find eleven when trying to dial 911 Your mama's feet are so big, Bozo be envious Your mama's so stupid, she thought Boys II Men was a day care center Your mama's so ugly, that when she went to a haunted house, she came out with a job application Your mama's so ugly, she scares people even with the lights out Your mama's so fat, she bumps into people even when she's sitting down Your mama's so fat, that after sex, she rolls over and smokes a ham Your Mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family Your Mama's so dopey she thinks its the ice cubes that keeps the fridge cold Your house is so small the welcome mat just says wel... Your Mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles cars slow down I saw your mama the other day kicking a tin can. I asked her what she was doing and she said "Moving". Your Mama's so dopey she thinks elevators are mobile homes __________________ Dating Email Traffic for Sale. www.SplitTraffic.com Skype: Rogerwilson00

10-16-2006, 08:26 PM	#3
RogerV Banned! Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,591	Like I said the street lights are on and your mother is calling you.. Go home. I feel sorry for you.. Lesson number 2 TacoBell is Hiring

10-16-2006, 08:34 PM	#5
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10-16-2006, 09:46 PM	#8
RogerV Banned! Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,591	what up PimpDog

10-16-2006, 09:49 PM	#10
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