I raced Sir-Mix-A-Lot on the highway tonight - GoFuckYourself.com

Deraj · 09-06-2006, 07:05 PM

Funny shit.. he lives about 1 block from my grandmothers house. When I was leaving I ended up behind him in his black Escalade. Followed him down the windy road heading for the highway riding his ass. He soon got irritated and slowed way down. We took a left and got onto the highway on-ramp and he smashed on the gas. I got up beside him and floored it... raced until his Caddy topped out at about 90+ mph and blew by him.

Thought that was kinda neat... even tho Mix hasn't been a big deal for a LONG TIME

Gillespie · 09-06-2006, 07:06 PM

LOL

Best thread title I've seen on GFY so far.

Spunky · 09-06-2006, 07:06 PM

Did you give him the finger when you passed him?

Deraj · 09-06-2006, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Did you give him the finger when you passed him?

Nahh.. I got love for the guy.. he made his Million

..besides at 110 mph, I was too busy watching the road and gripping the steering wheel!

wdsguy · 09-06-2006, 07:12 PM

wow u are such a big shot.

tungsten · 09-06-2006, 07:14 PM

racing SUVs is the next big thing?

TSGlider · 09-06-2006, 07:17 PM

THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS.
Next time you leave him in the dust, yell out, "The Posse's on Broadway, b'otch!"

Damn, that's a good song.

Deraj · 09-06-2006, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by wdsguy

wow u are such a big shot.

Quote:

Originally Posted by tungsten

racing SUVs is the next big thing?

Maybe you two are missing the point - It was just funny

Grapesoda · 09-06-2006, 07:23 PM

I raced jay leno on the 405 to the 118 . . he hit the 5 S, I went to the 210 E . . we hit about 130 -bmb

badmin · 09-06-2006, 07:35 PM

U shoulda ran him off the road!

HAPPYPEEKERS · 09-06-2006, 07:38 PM

That would scare me to death going that fast..

teg0 · 09-06-2006, 07:42 PM

mixalot >*

Scroto · 09-06-2006, 07:48 PM

I raced tupac the other day, he had biggie with him..no shit!

corvette · 09-06-2006, 07:50 PM

was it on Broadway?

blazi · 09-06-2006, 07:51 PM

lol, we need pics

NickPapageorgio · 09-06-2006, 08:06 PM

He likes big butts...I hear he doesn't lie too.

Deraj · 09-06-2006, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Scroto

I raced tupac the other day, he had biggie with him..no shit!

Nice.. congrats

I would have had Lil Kim show me her TaTa'z

Scroto · 09-06-2006, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Deraj

Nice.. congrats

I would have had Lil Kim show me her TaTa'z

maybe next time lol

Deraj · 09-06-2006, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by corvette

was it on Broadway?

Something funny.. in Seattle broadway is the place to be if you are gay/lesbian. Makes you wonder about ol Mix ehh?

Deraj · 09-06-2006, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio

He likes big butts...I hear he doesn't lie too.

FYI - He doesn't lie.. in fact, he speaks for a large majority of the black community!

I saw him eating at Red Robin with his mom one day a while back. He's got a Big Ol swollen pot belly now. You can tell he hasn't been in front of the camera in a while, hehe.

Thurbs · 09-06-2006, 08:48 PM

nice jared ... I try to race taxis here, but they arent feelin it

MaddCaz · 09-06-2006, 08:54 PM

like big butts!

free4porn · 09-06-2006, 08:58 PM

only 90 lol, thought he would have something faster.

sicone · 09-06-2006, 09:00 PM

you're lucky his posse was on broadway and not on his back, could have been ugly.

Real blood · 09-06-2006, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Scroto

maybe next time lol

COOL SHIT HOMEBOY

J. Falcon · 09-06-2006, 09:13 PM

Did you put em on the glass? lol

Pleasurepays · 09-06-2006, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Deraj

Funny shit.. he lives about 1 block from my grandmothers house. When I was leaving I ended up behind him in his black Escalade. Followed him down the windy road heading for the highway riding his ass. He soon got irritated and slowed way down. We took a left and got onto the highway on-ramp and he smashed on the gas. I got up beside him and floored it... raced until his Caddy topped out at about 90+ mph and blew by him.

Thought that was kinda neat... even tho Mix hasn't been a big deal for a LONG TIME

your grandmother lives in black diamond?

Deraj · 09-06-2006, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

your grandmother lives in black diamond?

I've lived in Auburn most of my life as well as my family. She lives up on Lake Holmes Rd as does he

Normal house.. always has a white Avalanche parked in front.

Deraj · 09-06-2006, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Thurbs

nice jared ... I try to race taxis here, but they arent feelin it

Would you?

Deraj · 09-06-2006, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by free4porn

only 90 lol, thought he would have something faster.

He used to have a Red Ferrari that he drove around town. Actually showed it to me when I was a kid. His rear-view mirror was a video camera - this was back in like '90.

Back in these days

shake · 09-06-2006, 10:01 PM

lol this is a funny one

Deraj · 09-06-2006, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by sicone

you're lucky his posse was on broadway and not on his back, could have been ugly.

I think his only posse now is wife and kids

Huggles · 09-06-2006, 10:23 PM

Wow an ESCALADE?

fuck that is a RARE car, did it have big chrome wheels? holy crap

Dragar · 09-06-2006, 10:24 PM

you should have asked him why he promotes gas guzzling crap cars

GTS Mark · 09-06-2006, 10:40 PM

Got 'em up, yeah my Taliano, not many brothers is rollin in Diablos
Hittin the hard rock, to finish my work spot
I'm lookin for females to cop (yeah)
You thinkin past me, I'm rollin up a five point O like pimps on ho, G
And I'm sittin in third, I'm never on swerve, to the right I merge
Now I'm patrollin and I'm lookin for a skirt, this thing I'm holin
I still got game ain't a damn thing change
I spot ten V's in the left lane
Eye contact is on, I'm rollin down windows pointin at thongs
And she's poppin them buttons and yankin that blouse
Girl let it all out!
And that's what she did, baby ain't no kid
36 D's a make a man skid
I'm puttin in work on the freeway pass
Cause she put 'em on the glass (yeah)

[Break] - w/ ad libs
Put 'em on the glass ..
Put 'em on the glass, girl
Put 'em on the glass

DH

Deraj · 09-07-2006, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST

Got 'em up, yeah my Taliano, not many brothers is rollin in Diablos
Hittin the hard rock, to finish my work spot
I'm lookin for females to cop (yeah)
You thinkin past me, I'm rollin up a five point O like pimps on ho, G
And I'm sittin in third, I'm never on swerve, to the right I merge
Now I'm patrollin and I'm lookin for a skirt, this thing I'm holin
I still got game ain't a damn thing change
I spot ten V's in the left lane
Eye contact is on, I'm rollin down windows pointin at thongs
And she's poppin them buttons and yankin that blouse
Girl let it all out!
And that's what she did, baby ain't no kid
36 D's a make a man skid
I'm puttin in work on the freeway pass
Cause she put 'em on the glass (yeah)

[Break] - w/ ad libs
Put 'em on the glass ..
Put 'em on the glass, girl
Put 'em on the glass

DH

BrettJ · 09-07-2006, 01:19 PM

sounds like he's got some free time, you should get him to do the players ball. i went to a show of his at the fenix underground like 2 years ago. pretty sad shit. I didn't even know he was going to be there that night. didn't seem like the other 25-40 people did either. but it was kinda cool to have your own private show with Mix

Deraj · 09-07-2006, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by BrettJ

sounds like he's got some free time, you should get him to do the players ball. i went to a show of his at the fenix underground like 2 years ago. pretty sad shit. I didn't even know he was going to be there that night. didn't seem like the other 25-40 people did either. but it was kinda cool to have your own private show with Mix

hehe, yeah. I'm suprised anyone recognized his ass. Maybe if you see him out, you could offer him a glass of Cristal? Prolly been 10+ years since he's seen that

"Seattle ain't Bullshittin'"

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BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	sounds like he's got some free time, you should get him to do the players ball. i went to a show of his at the fenix underground like 2 years ago. pretty sad shit. I didn't even know he was going to be there that night. didn't seem like the other 25-40 people did either. but it was kinda cool to have your own private show with Mix