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Cory W · 08-15-2006, 07:05 PM

Post something that people on GFY might not know about you. It can be business related or life experience related. Large or small.

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I once appeared on the show Blind Date.

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Your turn.

brand0n · 08-15-2006, 07:11 PM

i was shot in the arm w/ a 9mm in an attempted car jacking.

told the guy, fuck you.. you dont have a fucking hair on your balls, you wont pull that fuckin BOOM

Ice · 08-15-2006, 07:13 PM

I was 10 minutes away from death by the time they got me to the hospital due to a motorcycle accident.

blazi · 08-15-2006, 07:13 PM

I'm able to see into the future

dodger21 · 08-15-2006, 07:15 PM

I've got a 9 inch penis

JD · 08-15-2006, 07:16 PM

I went to a Christian private school

Phoenix · 08-15-2006, 07:17 PM

i like kimchi

HAPPYPEEKERS · 08-15-2006, 07:20 PM

Our 5 year old gave himself a haircut tonight 40 min before parent teacher confrence at school

Halcyon · 08-15-2006, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happypeekers

Our 5 year old gave himself a haircut tonight 40 min before parent teacher confrence at school

You just made my day.

oh me? The hair on my arms is different colors. Left is brown and right is blonde. (same with my chest if I don't shave it.)

brand0n · 08-15-2006, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice

I was 10 minutes away from death by the time they got me to the hospital due to a motorcycle accident.

lucky for you it wasent a 20 min trip...

J$tyle$ · 08-15-2006, 07:29 PM

Cory likes me because I have soft hands

seeric · 08-15-2006, 07:31 PM

i was in the military for 5 years. was a pig.

J$tyle$ · 08-15-2006, 07:31 PM

oh, and i had sex with my mother's best friend probably 30 times from the age of 18 - 20 (she was 34)

brand0n · 08-15-2006, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon

You just made my day.

oh me? The hair on my arms is different colors. Left is brown and right is blonde. (same with my chest if I don't shave it.)

ive got close to the same issue with my balls.
one side harry as hell, the under side soft and smooth

brand0n · 08-15-2006, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$

oh, and i had sex with my mother's best friend probably 30 times from the age of 18 - 20 (she was 34)

number of friend =

GigoloJustin · 08-15-2006, 07:33 PM

I'm moving to seattle!!

Spunky · 08-15-2006, 07:33 PM

I was in two nation wide commercials.One for Nintendo and Pert Plus.

mattz · 08-15-2006, 07:33 PM

i sale titty

mattz · 08-15-2006, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

I was in two nation wide commercials.One for Nintendo and Pert Plus.

J$tyle$ · 08-15-2006, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n

number of friend =

I don't understand the question?

Sly · 08-15-2006, 07:38 PM

I am a eunich.

brand0n · 08-15-2006, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$

I don't understand the question?

can i get the phone number to all your mothers friends.. both past and current..

sounds like a good database to have

(no offense btw)

BoyAlley · 08-15-2006, 07:39 PM

I use to do Information Warfare research for the Pentagon, tracked down computer hackers for the FBI, was the youngest person ever to teach a class at the FBI Training Academy in Quantico, and have lectured inside of both FBI and CIA headquarters.

Now I'm GFY's token gay homosexual.

Cory is my sugar daddy.

All your breeder traffics are belong to WEGCash.

All your gay traffics are belong to AlleyBucks.

baddog · 08-15-2006, 07:40 PM

I see dead people

Pipecrew · 08-15-2006, 07:42 PM

I can multiply any number in my head, regardless of 2 digits or 25 digits. I also never lose in blackjack or texas holdem.

RayVega · 08-15-2006, 07:43 PM

I was an NYPD police officer for three years most of which was spent in a drug and gang task force in 73rd Pct. In East New York Brooklyn. I made $28K per year (which is why I left).

I am now a part-time Federal Homeland Security Agent under FEMA and a local auxiliary police officer in the event of an emergency.

And i sell porn...

RayVega · 08-15-2006, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew

I can multiply any number in my head, regardless of 2 digits or 25 digits. I also never lose in blackjack or texas holdem.

35463273 X 3847464 quick quick!

sickkittens · 08-15-2006, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

I was in two nation wide commercials.One for Nintendo and Pert Plus.

Nice. Are the videos online?

redfalcon · 08-15-2006, 07:46 PM

i was an architecture major before i became addicted to the internet.

sickkittens · 08-15-2006, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happypeekers

Our 5 year old gave himself a haircut tonight 40 min before parent teacher confrence at school

Time to pull out the clippers.

brand0n · 08-15-2006, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

[COLOR="Yellow"][B] tracked down computer hackers for the FBI,

what the fuck?... yo.. um.. did you ever..see like.. "brand0n" on any lists?

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayVega

I was an NYPD police officer for three years most of which was spent in a drug and gang task force in 73rd Pct.

double wtf...wow.. ever see.. like.. "brand0n" on any lists?

heh

BoyAlley · 08-15-2006, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n

what the fuck?... yo.. um.. did you ever..see like.. "brand0n" on any lists?

J$tyle$ · 08-15-2006, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n

can i get the phone number to all your mothers friends.. both past and current..

sounds like a good database to have

(no offense btw)

Um, sure - but it was 18 years AGO that i last banged her - so that would make her 54 NOW!

Most of my mom's friends are mid 50's - mid 60's, brotha!

If you're down with the GILFS (G = Grandmas) - I'll hook you up with the digits

BTW - LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO offense taken!

Damian_Maxcash · 08-15-2006, 07:50 PM

I have Tri-nationality.

poisson · 08-15-2006, 07:51 PM

I'm an alcoholic.

Sly · 08-15-2006, 07:52 PM

brand0n is my daddy.

OTerror · 08-15-2006, 07:53 PM

I'm addicted to GFY

notabook · 08-15-2006, 07:54 PM

I once stuck my cock inside a jar of jalapeño peppers.

Grapesoda · 08-15-2006, 07:55 PM

some people think being a pussy shooter is interesting, they are talking about making a film about me

JD · 08-15-2006, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GigoloJustin

I'm moving to seattle!!

ahhhhh shit! you'll be 30mins north of me

TheJimmy · 08-15-2006, 08:01 PM

I went to school with John Wayne's grandchildren and Annette Funicello's kids at a private school a few moons ago...

...also have a background in 'information/IT geek' type stuff in the USAF but no where near as fun sounding as what teh BoyAlley did...

On that related note, was a classified courier/briefer during Desert Storm while working with a reconnaissance unit.

A1R3K and I were both stationed at Homestead AFB during a similiar time frame. Speaking of which, I need to dig up some of my old Hurricane Andrew aftermath photos.

MaDalton · 08-15-2006, 08:17 PM

i worked for 10 years in the medical business and know pretty much everything (hmm, ok, let's say: a lot) about any medical, vetenary or dentist equipment

scottybuzz · 08-15-2006, 08:27 PM

i worked for a telesales companie selling windows and it was where i learnt all kinds of nasty tricks to make people buy.
i managed to sneak into a soccer game by posing as press and this was one of the biggest in the world that had maximum security.
I am a wanabee hacker but can even hack into my own pc

Scroto · 08-15-2006, 08:28 PM

I had a hole drilled in my head once.

Accident, head pressures ect ect....

Damian_Maxcash · 08-15-2006, 08:34 PM

I booked 3 people on the Pan-am 103 flight that blew up over Lockerbie - it was my first job when I left school.

Kristian · 08-15-2006, 08:37 PM

I've been writing horror novels under a pseudonym since I was 20.

notabook · 08-15-2006, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristian

I've been writing horror novels under a pseudonym since I was 20.

Well then madam, are the enemy. You are the creator of that which I hate second most of all, those paper monsters in which have taken so much innocence from humanity.

12clicks · 08-15-2006, 08:41 PM

while being known for my wine cellar, I'm most proud of my collection of books resting peacefully in my library. 95% of them read, the rest waiting patiently for me to get to.

Cory W · 08-15-2006, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001

I booked 3 people on the Pan-am 103 flight that blew up over Lockerbie - it was my first job when I left school.

Damn....

Dwreck · 08-15-2006, 08:44 PM

This is a really interesting thread idea Cory. I have learnt alot. As for myself I don't even know where to start or what to say. LOL

So much yet so little.....

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Dwreck Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,362	This is a really interesting thread idea Cory. I have learnt alot. As for myself I don't even know where to start or what to say. LOL So much yet so little..... __________________ Derek Dwreck Smout Program Manager Icq 165976549 Skype derekthomassmout