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Cory W 08-15-2006 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wanton
I don't socialize or very rarely and only with very small groups, 2-3 at most if possible, I'm not comfortable around large groups of people and being inner directed as they say . . I don't really need the interaction with groups to further my agendas . . don't watch TV, go to films, etc . .

I'm a shooter by trade and an artist/writer in my off time . . my goal is to move to writing full time with art as my hobby and see even less people other than family and 'service' people that I routinely interact with now . . .

I have great relationships with everyone in my life, all the venders I deal with know me by name, even at the grocery store :) however I would not go to another convention for any reason. went to the one here in Hollywood. that was enough to last me rest of my life . . I am very comfortable with the way I live . . and see no issues with it.

the people that know me accept me as I am . . or simply put: those that mind, don't matter and those that don't mind, matter . . makes my life very simple, very eloquent. my life is filled with pussy, classical music, plants and cars . . . and GREAT COFFEE!! what more could a guy want?

I have known a couple of people who describe similar feelings.

If you don't mind me asking, do you drink a lot if you are caught up in a social setting? The two people that I have known like this always drank a ton when they were confronted with social situations due to anxiety...

Cory W 08-15-2006 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by spacedog
I was expelled from Jr High for cracking somebodies skull open like a fucking walnut.

There was this girl I had a crush on,, never really had the nerve or the balls to go up to her & talk to her...

But, one day, I mustered up the courage to approach her & ask her out on a date,,,

So, I started talking to her.. it was going good I think..

Til this fuckwad I hated, comes up, knocks the books out of my hand calling me a fucking fag & keeps fucking walking down the hall........

Anyway, the girl was laughing,, I was embarressed, but even more so I was fucking PISSED!!

Well, I would have continued talking to her, but the damn fucking bell rang,,,

I went to class...............................







Later, after class, I was going up the stairs... they're those stairs that half way up, there's a landing, & you make a turn to keep going up til you get to the next floor...and there's a wall too.. & as I was going up, I see coming down that motherfucker & when I arrived at the landing, he was right there in front of me & I grabbed his face & with all the hate & strength inside me, I fucking smashed his fucking skull like a fucking melon.. SPLAT!!!!

Did you get in trouble?

12clicks 08-15-2006 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by spacedog
I was expelled from Jr High for cracking somebodies skull open like a fucking walnut.

There was this girl I had a crush on,, never really had the nerve or the balls to go up to her & talk to her...

But, one day, I mustered up the courage to approach her & ask her out on a date,,,

So, I started talking to her.. it was going good I think..

Til this fuckwad I hated, comes up, knocks the books out of my hand calling me a fucking fag & keeps fucking walking down the hall........

Anyway, the girl was laughing,, I was embarressed, but even more so I was fucking PISSED!!

Well, I would have continued talking to her, but the damn fucking bell rang,,,

I went to class...............................







Later, after class, I was going up the stairs... they're those stairs that half way up, there's a landing, & you make a turn to keep going up til you get to the next floor...and there's a wall too.. & as I was going up, I see coming down that motherfucker & when I arrived at the landing, he was right there in front of me & I grabbed his face & with all the hate & strength inside me, I fucking smashed his fucking skull like a fucking melon.. SPLAT!!!!

Yep, in highschool this giant misfit had a crush on my girlfriend (captain of the cheerleaders) I politely kept him and his friends away from us but one day I blew my stack and chased him down after he spit at me or something. Dropped him with one punch in the parking lot. thought I killed him.
didn't.
never got in any trouble for it either. odd, that.

Poppy 08-15-2006 09:33 PM

I have been in a Snickers and Nike commercial.

spacedog 08-15-2006 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by caffeineninja
So what happened to him? A bruise on his head?

His skull cracked fucking open.. I smashed the fucking thing.. I kept smashing it against the wall... what do you think fucking happened,, I got permanently expelled from the fucking school.. :1orglaugh

Cory W 08-15-2006 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks
Yep, in highschool this giant misfit had a crush on my boyfriend (captain of the football team) I politely kept him and his friends away from us but one day I blew my stack and chased him down after he spit at me or something. Dropped him with one punch in the parking lot. thought I killed him.
didn't.
never got in any trouble for it either. odd, that.

Damn........

Ice 08-15-2006 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by spacedog
His skull cracked fucking open.. I smashed the fucking thing.. I kept smashing it against the wall... what do you think fucking happened,, I got permanently expelled from the fucking school.. :1orglaugh

Want some free top spots on my tgp? :helpme :1orglaugh

Cory W 08-15-2006 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poppy
I have been in a Snickers and Nike commercial.

I was in Sex and The City :1orglaugh

http://midgetarmy.com/sexandcity.jpg

Ice 08-15-2006 09:47 PM

I played in an 80's hair band for two years for a living

Cory W 08-15-2006 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Ice
I played in an 80's hair band for two years for a living

So was this webmaster. Can you name him?

http://midgetarmy.com/80s.jpg

Ice 08-15-2006 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by WEG Cory
So was this webmaster. Can you name him?

http://midgetarmy.com/80s.jpg

Can't put a finger on it... love to know.

The blonde is kinda hot with a Lita Ford thing going on

http://i.timeinc.net/people/i/2005/s...530/llohan.jpg

Cory W 08-15-2006 09:56 PM

I used to have hair haha

http://midgetarmy.com/hair.jpg

Sassy Girl 08-15-2006 09:56 PM

I think Dog the bounty hunter is hot

Cory W 08-15-2006 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice
Can't put a finger on it... love to know.

The blonde is kinda hot with a Lita Ford thing going on

http://i.timeinc.net/people/i/2005/s...530/llohan.jpg

I sent him the thread, lets see if he owns up to it.

He doesn't know I have that picture, he never knew any took any that night.... :1orglaugh

Juilan 08-15-2006 09:57 PM

I worked in a real life CSI type occupation for 5 years.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-15-2006 10:04 PM

wow, another killer here... sadly it has to do with death again...


















i was talking to a friend and after leaving i watched him walk across the train tracks, and before we (a few friends with us) could get to him (he was wearing headphones) he was hit by a train and splattered all over the houses in the area

Quick Buck 08-15-2006 10:05 PM

I'm a fantastic father.

Cory W 08-15-2006 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Quick Buck
I'm a fantastic father.

And your father is a fantastic writer!

E$_manager 08-15-2006 10:10 PM

i am trying to remember something interesting and can't.
I am not an interesting person.

cool1 08-15-2006 10:32 PM

I collect Hot Wheels Cars, and I buy some of the collector cars in order to set them free from their packages and then play with them.
With somethings you never growing up!

brand0n 08-15-2006 10:47 PM

id really like to give you all a hug

thank you for inviting us all into your life.. you are all amazing people

betabomb 08-15-2006 10:49 PM

[passes the mic to the next person)

notabook 08-15-2006 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Kristian
You must be a critic for The Dark Side! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Seriously, you can hardly call them books; more like toilet paper with print.

And, though the penis be small, it's Mister!

:)

My apologies to you sir! You know what assuming does >_< I am much pleased to your reference that they are toilet paper with print, it brought great joy to my pitiful life. :thumbsup

bausch 08-15-2006 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by RayVega
I was an NYPD police officer for three years most of which was spent in a drug and gang task force in 73rd Pct. In East New York Brooklyn. I made $28K per year (which is why I left).

I am now a part-time Federal Homeland Security Agent under FEMA and a local auxiliary police officer in the event of an emergency.

And i sell porn...

Does Homeland Security know you sell porn :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme
I thought homeland security would find porn itself a threat to homeland security
:helpme

Dwreck 08-15-2006 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by WEG Cory
So was this webmaster. Can you name him?

http://midgetarmy.com/80s.jpg


That's not APN Phil is it! lol HHAHAH

MicroChick 08-16-2006 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by WEG Cory
I used to have hair haha

http://midgetarmy.com/hair.jpg

Finally !! We see the hair.......why not join forces with Shaw and get some hair transplanted. You look 100% better with hair.

I shaved my head when my friend lost her hair during chemo. My head was always cold, so I ended up wearing hats until it grew back.

CynthiaB 08-16-2006 12:47 AM

I was in the Sexually Insane episode of Totally Busted on Playboy TV

MicroChick 08-16-2006 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks
while being known for my wine cellar, I'm most proud of my collection of books resting peacefully in my library. 95% of them read, the rest waiting patiently for me to get to.

I love books, probably because in my early years, there were no books at home. When I'm in someone's home, I automatically search for their books. If I don't see any, 99% of the time I have nothing in common with the person.

What kind of books do you have? I have so many that I group them together...history, psychology, law, medical, first editions, classics, and my favorites......books about the American Indians.

MrMaxwell 08-16-2006 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Deraj
I peed in a girls' butt one time.. no joke



That's nothing.
I pissed on my ex wifes dog when he pissed on my carpet one too many times.

baddog 08-16-2006 01:18 AM

I am the eldest of 12 kids

longboardjim 08-16-2006 02:28 AM

i shoot models daily , but you will find no "pornography" in my home.

sincerely ~ ..."welcome to wonderful world of d*sney"... :)

gangbangjoe 08-16-2006 02:34 AM

i train rifle shooting on a daily basis

Scotty.T 08-16-2006 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by damian2001
I booked 3 people on the Pan-am 103 flight that blew up over Lockerbie - it was my first job when I left school.

My next door neighbour was the last guy to speak to the pilots of Pan-Am 103. He was the Air Traffic Controller that night.

DamianJ 08-16-2006 02:43 AM

I was in the original stage production of Bugsy Malone when I was 11.

I also am a magician as a hobby.

Damian
Playboy UK

thunder99 08-16-2006 03:01 AM

At the age of 16 I had a load of dirty videos impounded by Irish customs. They sent a letter to our house to expect a visit from Customs and Excise to discuss further action.

I spent the next month crapping myself everytime the phone rang or someone knocked on the door.

thunder99 08-16-2006 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

I also am a magician as a hobby.

Damian
Playboy UK

And a good one too. I met you in Amsterdam last year, are you going this year?

basschick 08-16-2006 03:22 AM

i also used to have huge issues being in crowds or party situations. actually i also had problems in crowded stores or driving on freeways. my doctor said i had burned myself out from working too hard although i simply told people i had had a nervous breakdown. took me a year to be able to deal with people again.

Grapesoda 08-16-2006 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory
I have known a couple of people who describe similar feelings.

If you don't mind me asking, do you drink a lot if you are caught up in a social setting? The two people that I have known like this always drank a ton when they were confronted with social situations due to anxiety...

I'm clean almost 17 years now and yes the pressure of public did contribute to my using . . being clean now allows me to just be who I am and not worry about others percetions of me . . i'm not concerned about being in public for 'work' although I'm at a point now where I'm activly pursuing a more 'reclusive' job .. . however to go out in public for no reason is not something I would do

StuartD 08-16-2006 06:45 AM

I used to have an all request radio show on 99.9 SunFM in Kelowna BC.

I actually took Radio Broadcasting in college... where I put the college station onto an mp3 system. It was using cd's and 8 tracks before I got there.

free4porn 08-16-2006 06:51 AM

i gave up smoking when I was 10


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