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Sarah_Jayne · 08-04-2006, 01:48 AM

Sex-starved wife asks police to intervene

FRANKFURT (Reuters) - Police in the German city of Aachen received an unusual call for help late on Wednesday when a woman telephoned to complain her husband was not fulfilling his sexual obligations.

After the couple had been sleeping in separate beds for several months without intimate contact, the 44-year-old woman woke the husband, 45, in the middle of the night and demanded he satisfy her needs, police spokesman Paul Kemen said on Thursday.

When her advances were refused, a row broke out and she called the police and asked them to intervene, he added.

"The police officials did not feel able to resolve the dispute, let alone issue any kind of official order," Kemen said.

"And because no crime or infringement could be identified, all they could do was file a report in case intervention might be required at a later date," he added.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060803/...uk_germany_sex

Scott McD · 08-04-2006, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

After the couple had been sleeping in separate beds for several months without intimate contact

I want to see pics of her because i'm curious to see what she looks like...

CheneyRumsfeld · 08-04-2006, 02:06 AM

he just didn't give a fuck

Sarah_Jayne · 08-04-2006, 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by CheneyRumsfeld

he just didn't give a fuck

martinsc · 08-04-2006, 02:20 AM

gooddomains · 08-04-2006, 02:22 AM

bring it on baby

notabook · 08-04-2006, 02:27 AM

Either A) the guy is a total closet homo and he's totally spent out on his filipino male hooker every night before he comes home or
B) she's the female version of Rosie O'Donnell.

dRI-X · 08-04-2006, 02:37 AM

hahahaha....so funny....

Hooligan · 08-04-2006, 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by CheneyRumsfeld

he just didn't give a fuck

XOS_Andrei_G · 08-04-2006, 02:45 AM

She could be a total bitch for all you know. I was like that with my ex. She was a real looker, but she had the most awful personality I've ever come across. It got so bad that I really didn't even want to see/touch/fuck her, but I couldn't leave because we were splitting the rent.

Glad I got out of that. It was hell on earth.

I LOVE Little Brown Asses · 08-04-2006, 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by notabook

...or she's the female version of Rosie O'Donnell.

quick. funny.

Tuga · 08-04-2006, 03:15 AM

A good cop would go there and fuck her.

Serve and protect, right?

Kimo · 08-04-2006, 03:27 AM

this thread is useless without pix

Manowar · 08-04-2006, 07:31 AM

she must not be hot

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