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Dagwolf · 08-04-2006, 10:56 AM

Harry and his wife are having rough financial times, so they both decide that she'll become a hooker until things smooth over a bit. She's not quite sure what to do so Harry says, "Just stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner." Five minutes later a guy pulls up and says, "How much?" She replies, "A hundred dollars." Disappointed he says, "Damn! All I've got is thirty." She thinks for a second and then says, "Hold on." She runs back to Harry and says, "What can he get for thirty dollars?" He tells her that she can give him a handjob. She runs back and tells the guy that all he can get for thirty bucks is a handjob. He agrees and she gets in the car with him. He unzips his pants and pulls out this abnormally large cock. She stares at it for a minute and then says, I'll be right back!" She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks?!?!?!?!?!"

gimo33 · 08-04-2006, 11:07 AM

seeric · 08-04-2006, 11:09 AM

hahaha classic

StuartD · 08-04-2006, 11:10 AM

That's awesome

SlickCashChris · 08-04-2006, 11:16 AM

impressive joke LOL

madawgz · 08-04-2006, 11:17 AM

haha

carol.prime · 08-04-2006, 11:21 AM

Can't say much...

mikeyddddd · 08-04-2006, 11:26 AM

I don't care who you are. That's funny right there.

Storm_Tracker · 08-04-2006, 11:34 AM

I like this one

Doctor, the embarrassed man said, 'I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore.'

'Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do.'

So, the worried fellow returned with his wife the following pad. The doctor greeted the coupled and then said, 'Please remove your clothes, Mrs. Thomas.' The woman obliged and removed her clothing. 'Okay, now turn all the way around... Now, lie down please... Uh-huh, I see.

Alright, you can put your clothes back on.' While the woman was busy dressing herself again, the doctor took the husband aside. 'You're in perfect health,' he said to the man. 'Your wife didn't give me an erection either.'

majorbitch · 08-04-2006, 11:42 AM

Omg.. that's awesome haha.

dynastoned · 08-04-2006, 11:48 AM

haha thats classic

Adult Warden · 08-04-2006, 12:18 PM

lol both jokes are good

Stumps · 08-04-2006, 12:22 PM

hahaha good stuff

BluewireAngie · 08-04-2006, 12:28 PM

NIce!!!

Thomas1007 · 08-04-2006, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf

Harry and his wife are having rough financial times, so they both decide that she'll become a hooker until things smooth over a bit. She's not quite sure what to do so Harry says, "Just stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner." Five minutes later a guy pulls up and says, "How much?" She replies, "A hundred dollars." Disappointed he says, "Damn! All I've got is thirty." She thinks for a second and then says, "Hold on." She runs back to Harry and says, "What can he get for thirty dollars?" He tells her that she can give him a handjob. She runs back and tells the guy that all he can get for thirty bucks is a handjob. He agrees and she gets in the car with him. He unzips his pants and pulls out this abnormally large cock. She stares at it for a minute and then says, I'll be right back!" She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks?!?!?!?!?!"

LMFAO, Now thats a good joke.

RuthB · 08-04-2006, 12:31 PM

good funnies for Friday!

scotty2hotty1111 · 08-04-2006, 01:18 PM

haha hahahh

Minte · 08-04-2006, 01:22 PM

Those both were funny..

notabook · 08-04-2006, 01:35 PM

I laughed... I cried. Pretty much like the first time I had sex.

DWB · 08-04-2006, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

I don't care who you are. That's funny right there.

i love Larry!!!!!

Magix · 08-04-2006, 01:48 PM

OMG THAT WAS FUNNY

free4porn · 08-04-2006, 02:01 PM

good stuff

Sparks · 08-04-2006, 02:20 PM

Lol, that's funny.

E$_manager · 08-04-2006, 02:46 PM

Funny!

Vitasoy · 08-04-2006, 02:59 PM

lol.. nice one man

Dvae · 08-04-2006, 03:18 PM

$5 submissions · 08-04-2006, 03:20 PM

That's hilarious. lol

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-04-2006, 03:24 PM

What's the difference between a hooker, a girlfriend, and a wife?

The hooker says, "You're not done yet?"

The girlfriend says, "You're done already!"

The wife says, "Beige, I think we should paint the ceiling beige!"

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StuBradley · 08-04-2006, 03:29 PM

Not what I expected this post to be. Nice one.

Jaii · 08-04-2006, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuBradley

Not what I expected this post to be. Nice one.

I second that, however.... ha ha ha

Crynos · 08-04-2006, 03:55 PM

haha, funny shit

LittleSassy · 08-04-2006, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Dvae

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Storm_Tracker Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 355	I like this one Doctor, the embarrassed man said, 'I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore.' 'Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do.' So, the worried fellow returned with his wife the following pad. The doctor greeted the coupled and then said, 'Please remove your clothes, Mrs. Thomas.' The woman obliged and removed her clothing. 'Okay, now turn all the way around... Now, lie down please... Uh-huh, I see. Alright, you can put your clothes back on.' While the woman was busy dressing herself again, the doctor took the husband aside. 'You're in perfect health,' he said to the man. 'Your wife didn't give me an erection either.'

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