What are the best ways of getting a woman OUT of your place after fucking? - GoFuckYourself.com

DeadFidel · 07-26-2006, 09:18 AM

Someone you will want back, but F--k the cuddle sleep over shit. Happens too much and I am running out of ideas.

Odie · 07-26-2006, 09:21 AM

go to her place instead of yours that way YOU can make up an excuse to leave.

OR tell her you have to get up reallllllly early in the am, or just be honest and tell her you don't dig sleepovers! lol

avalanche · 07-26-2006, 10:23 AM

Never bring them back to your place... Always go to theirs and then bolt for the door.....

Pete-KT · 07-26-2006, 10:26 AM

Never NEVER take them back to your place go to there place or a hotel

Shok · 07-26-2006, 10:27 AM

get a hooker

your paying them to leave

crockett · 07-26-2006, 10:33 AM

Tell her you have aids or tell her thanks and hand her a $20

seeric · 07-26-2006, 10:36 AM

you guys are wrong.

dont take one home that you dont want to stay. better yet find one thats open and fun to be around and let her come over as she wants. you dont need to apply labels to anything.

just let it be what it is. take her to breakfast in the morning. there is nothing wrong with being friends and messing around.

Fetish Gimp · 07-26-2006, 10:41 AM

Yell "FIRE! FIRE!" and kick her the fuck out.

BLish · 07-26-2006, 10:45 AM

pay her!

DEA - banned for life · 07-26-2006, 11:00 AM

have the bext one show up early

AaronM · 07-26-2006, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by DEA

have the bext one show up early

lol...I like that answer.

testpie · 07-26-2006, 11:36 AM

Are they alive or dead? In the case of the latter, a cunning plan is always needed. Said cunning plan always fails too.

Conclusion: Don't kill women.

betabomb · 07-26-2006, 11:37 AM

if you ask me to leave i'll go

american pervert · 07-26-2006, 11:48 AM

toss some money on her when you get up

Hotrocket · 07-26-2006, 11:51 AM

A wickedly stinky fart will do the trick...

hdvdollars · 07-26-2006, 11:51 AM

the golden shower always works

Kristian · 07-26-2006, 11:52 AM

Ask a mate to do you a favor. When you've emptied your sack, miss-call him on your cell, then he knows to call your place. Make up some shit that makes you look good.

Traphic · 07-26-2006, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Fetish Gimp

Yell "FIRE! FIRE!" and kick her the fuck out.

LOLOL nice.

chase · 07-26-2006, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

you guys are wrong.

dont take one home that you dont want to stay. better yet find one thats open and fun to be around and let her come over as she wants. you dont need to apply labels to anything.

just let it be what it is. take her to breakfast in the morning. there is nothing wrong with being friends and messing around.

I've been looking for a guy like that for a long time, lol

PamiebDVD · 07-26-2006, 12:33 PM

Said before....but you go to her place.

Doctor Dre · 07-26-2006, 12:34 PM

If you can't stand her beeing with you for a night, just don't fuck her.

Dirty Dane · 07-26-2006, 12:49 PM

Take a pic of her and ask if you can post it on GFY

Manowar · 07-26-2006, 01:09 PM

spray her with mace

reynold · 07-26-2006, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by BLish

pay her!

Always have 6x6 ft Bin Ladin posters on your walls.

L-Pink · 07-26-2006, 07:21 PM

be yourself

I LOVE Little Brown Asses · 07-26-2006, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by testpie

Are they alive or dead? In the case of the latter, a cunning plan is always needed. Said cunning plan always fails too.

Conclusion: Don't kill women.

nAtuRaLbEautY · 07-26-2006, 07:57 PM

Tell her your parents are coming!!!
Why not try it to her place so you'll not be having problems of making her go home. It's more thrilling to sneak there while her parents are in.

Bdiddy · 07-26-2006, 07:59 PM

shit the bed!

gecko · 07-26-2006, 08:02 PM

Just don't take her home

Spunky · 07-26-2006, 08:04 PM

Throw her 20 bucks and call a cab and say your male lover will be home soon

Spunky · 07-26-2006, 08:05 PM

Throw her 20 bucks and call a cab and say your male lover will be home soon

Rochard · 07-26-2006, 08:06 PM

Ask her if she has a sister.

SuckOnThis · 07-26-2006, 08:09 PM

Nothing worse than fucking some girl and then they try to fall asleep in your bed. I hate that shit more than anything. Not only do you have to put up with them hogging your bed but the thought of having to hang out with them in the morning makes me cringe.

So I always tell them my psycho ex wife (who in reality is one of the nicest people on the planet) is going to be here at 5AM to drop off our kid and they should leave to avoid any trouble. Works most of the time but the last one I said that to replied with 'I don't give a fuck, I'm up for a good fight' and wouldnt fucking leave. No matter what I said to this bitch she would not leave. So after arguing with her for half an hour on how she better leave I finally ended up literally throwing her out the door.

Its strange how before you fuck them you don't mind them hanging around but after you fuck them you just want them to go away. I call it 'cumming to your senses'.

Marcus · 07-26-2006, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadFidel

Someone you will want back, but F--k the cuddle sleep over shit. Happens too much and I am running out of ideas.

Tell her you want her to lick your ass and then attempt to squat on her face. Make sure you havent wiped in a while, she'll be out the door in a flash

Skillz Unlimited · 07-26-2006, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

toss some money on her when you get up

That was the best response so far. Hillarious. I've done it so many ways it's funny. I remember one time in high school i had this chic over and after the magic was done i wanted her to leave so i called the operator and told them i was having troubles with my ringer and if she could do a test call for me. So when she called back i acted like it was my mom and when i hung up told her that moms was on the way and she had to go. Worked perfectly. Other times i have gotten dressed and acted like i had some where to go, walked them out, got in the car and drove around the block. That one works well but it depends on how late it is. If it's two in the morning you cant pull that one off. When it's late you have to be straight up. Offer her cab money and tell her you would rather sleep alone, something along the lines of "I like to stretch out". Either way she will feel like a whore when she leaves but it'll be up to her if she wants to come back or not. If i know women like i know women, she'll be back.

It really depends on the chic though. There are the ones who's company you actually enjoy so you dont mind if they stay, especially if she cooks in the morning. I'm not single anymore but when i was there were a few who i actually let stay because they were really cool. They coud actually watch a football game with me and not talk a lot.

There's no easy way to do it without her getting offended so good luck man!

E$_manager · 07-26-2006, 08:46 PM

date at her place and run away for a job or somewhere after.

07-26-2006, 09:18 AM	#1
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Kristian Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,733	Ask a mate to do you a favor. When you've emptied your sack, miss-call him on your cell, then he knows to call your place. Make up some shit that makes you look good.

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SuckOnThis So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In my head Posts: 6,844	Nothing worse than fucking some girl and then they try to fall asleep in your bed. I hate that shit more than anything. Not only do you have to put up with them hogging your bed but the thought of having to hang out with them in the morning makes me cringe. So I always tell them my psycho ex wife (who in reality is one of the nicest people on the planet) is going to be here at 5AM to drop off our kid and they should leave to avoid any trouble. Works most of the time but the last one I said that to replied with 'I don't give a fuck, I'm up for a good fight' and wouldnt fucking leave. No matter what I said to this bitch she would not leave. So after arguing with her for half an hour on how she better leave I finally ended up literally throwing her out the door. Its strange how before you fuck them you don't mind them hanging around but after you fuck them you just want them to go away. I call it 'cumming to your senses'.

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