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Old 07-10-2006, 07:49 PM   #1
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You've Really Got To Read This E-Mail From A NaughtyBank Affiliate!!!

I sent out an affiliate mailer today announcing the latest movie galleries added to NaughtyBank and a reminder of the H2 contest we're running. The below e-mail is not spam, it is an ACTUAL response from an ACTUAL affiliate. I sometimes really wonder where these people come from!

-----Original Message-----
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Sent: Monday, July 10, 2006 4:01 PM
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Subject: RE: 10 NEW Hosted Movie Galleries & Content Zips From NaughtyBank


Dear Jake;

Thank you for putting together this special promotion, that I love!!! My site url removed will be the biggest, most dynamic all consuming sex site ever, and I'm very pleased to say that naughtybank.com's site's will be FEATURED THERE!!!

My site url removed will have over 300+ link's... I require your help. Please remit $900.00 to business name removed So that I can pay the hosting bill, and have my link's & photo's added. This is more than serious business, because I'm asking you a professional, who'm does'nt really need me to make billion$. I just hope that you will help me to help you!!! url removed
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Old 07-10-2006, 07:53 PM   #2
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I am really at a loss for words. But if you decide to pay up, I have some land for sale
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Old 07-10-2006, 07:53 PM   #3
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Maybe he was joking. He can't be that silly
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Old 07-10-2006, 07:58 PM   #4
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wow.. jake, you get all kinds of weird ones ;-)
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Old 07-10-2006, 08:08 PM   #5
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Sound like a good deal!!LOL
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Old 07-10-2006, 08:12 PM   #6
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That sounds just like an email Wizzo got. Although in that one he listed all the sites.
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Old 07-10-2006, 08:14 PM   #7
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Hey, why not send him the money.

Fuck there are sponsors out there that will do EVERYTHING for the affiliates.

The only thing an affiliate has to do these days, is signup, put in an epassporte address, and tell the sponsor where to submit the galleries they make for him, and send him epassporte payments.

What happened to the days when affiliates actually had to do something other than have a fucking heartbeat??
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Old 07-10-2006, 08:15 PM   #8
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haha thats pretty damn funny
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Old 07-10-2006, 08:17 PM   #9
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You should send him a dead bird in a shoebox
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Old 07-10-2006, 08:21 PM   #10
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Where is my $900?
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Old 07-10-2006, 08:28 PM   #11
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why did u remove my name and site url. i don't mind
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Old 07-10-2006, 08:30 PM   #12
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Maybe he was joking. He can't be that silly
He definitely wasn't joking.
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Old 07-10-2006, 08:32 PM   #13
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I'll settle for $500 for the first payment...
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Old 07-10-2006, 08:42 PM   #14
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All I read is Naughtybank now pays hosting fees.

I'll forward my next bill to you.
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Old 07-10-2006, 08:46 PM   #15
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Hey, why not send him the money.

Fuck there are sponsors out there that will do EVERYTHING for the affiliates.

The only thing an affiliate has to do these days, is signup, put in an epassporte address, and tell the sponsor where to submit the galleries they make for him, and send him epassporte payments.

What happened to the days when affiliates actually had to do something other than have a fucking heartbeat??
very true
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Old 07-10-2006, 08:48 PM   #16
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Old 07-10-2006, 08:50 PM   #17
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You should have left the name and url in there
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Old 07-10-2006, 08:51 PM   #18
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Old 07-10-2006, 08:53 PM   #19
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I concurr, what's with these people!!!
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Old 07-10-2006, 08:56 PM   #20
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Ask him if he'd like a golden toilet too.
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Old 07-10-2006, 09:31 PM   #21
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Old 07-10-2006, 09:34 PM   #22
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Old 07-10-2006, 09:35 PM   #23
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You should have left the name and url in there
Believe me, I seriously considered it!
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Old 07-10-2006, 09:38 PM   #24
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I like the phrase... "this is more than serious business"

you better send him the money cuz he's not messin' around, it's MORE than serious
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Old 07-10-2006, 09:39 PM   #25
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I always liked that kid Oracle Porn.
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Old 07-10-2006, 09:41 PM   #26
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$900.00?? Fuck, someone needs to explain the concept of FHG to that guy.
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Old 07-10-2006, 10:11 PM   #27
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I like the phrase... "this is more than serious business"

you better send him the money cuz he's not messin' around, it's MORE than serious
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Old 07-10-2006, 10:15 PM   #28
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Old 07-10-2006, 10:18 PM   #29
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Sounds almost like he was kidding. I doubt it though.
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Old 07-10-2006, 10:27 PM   #30
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haha that is pretty sad!
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Lay the $900 out on a table, take a picture, and email it to him.
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Old 07-10-2006, 10:41 PM   #32
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Old 07-10-2006, 10:48 PM   #33
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dunno what about you , but it looks to me that jake made this up for some extra exposure to his http://www.naughtybank.com/home.html and http://www.naughtybank.com/contest/h2.html which he put in nice links at his little story
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Old 07-10-2006, 10:56 PM   #34
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Can I get the same deal? I got your email today..

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Old 07-10-2006, 11:01 PM   #35
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Old 07-10-2006, 11:24 PM   #36
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That was awesome
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Old 07-10-2006, 11:50 PM   #37
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Subject: RE: 10 NEW Hosted Movie Galleries & Content Zips From NaughtyBank


Dear Jake;

Thank you in advance for your content business!!!

I'm sending you an invoice $150,000 USD for 600 DVD titles. You are getting a discount on some but paying full price for some too. Never you mind that I only have 136 listed at www.thecontentstore.com - there will be another 500 or so titles going up this month. Take my word for it!

You don't mind, I'm sure - since you run a very successful program and like me very much!

BTW - I look forward to seeing you and your lovely wife in Vegas. Please bring big bag stuffed with cash, ok?

xoxoxo

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Old 07-11-2006, 12:15 AM   #38
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So Jake, are you going to send me the money then or not?
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Old 07-11-2006, 02:11 AM   #39
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Old 07-11-2006, 02:27 AM   #40
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thats a great fucking idea
we got at least 50 heavy duty sponsors we use
each one would hate to have us remove their links
i'm gonna email each one and extort a $1000 one time payment so i can keep sending them traffic or else pull the links.
With 80% success rate thats $40k

man that will buy me a shit load of heroin yo
and all i gotta do now is make sure my dick gets hard so i can keep shooting.

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Old 07-11-2006, 03:57 AM   #42
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Old 07-11-2006, 04:07 AM   #43
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hahaha members emails are great, but not as great as affiliates
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Old 07-11-2006, 05:21 AM   #45
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so you mean you aren't going to pay my hosting bill?
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Old 07-11-2006, 05:32 AM   #46
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Nice GFY promo.. I like it.
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Old 07-11-2006, 07:05 AM   #48
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Jake may I also have $900?
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I sent out an affiliate mailer today announcing the latest movie galleries added to NaughtyBank and a reminder of the H2 contest we're running. The below e-mail is not spam, it is an ACTUAL response from an ACTUAL affiliate. I sometimes really wonder where these people come from!

-----Original Message-----
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Sent: Monday, July 10, 2006 4:01 PM
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Subject: RE: 10 NEW Hosted Movie Galleries & Content Zips From NaughtyBank


Dear Jake;

Thank you for putting together this special promotion, that I love!!! My site url removed will be the biggest, most dynamic all consuming sex site ever, and I'm very pleased to say that naughtybank.com's site's will be FEATURED THERE!!!

My site url removed will have over 300+ link's... I require your help. Please remit $900.00 to business name removed So that I can pay the hosting bill, and have my link's & photo's added. This is more than serious business, because I'm asking you a professional, who'm does'nt really need me to make billion$. I just hope that you will help me to help you!!! url removed
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lol thats great, step up.. be a professional
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