I am going to be testing out a new pickup line this weekend - GoFuckYourself.com

Shoehorn! · 07-06-2006, 10:16 PM

"May I not charge into your grandiose crotch entrance without hesitation?"

I think the girls will think I am some kind of romantic Shakespeare and will want me to have my way with them in the back of a panel van that I will have waiting outside. What do you think?

DateDoc · 07-06-2006, 10:26 PM

Just walk up to a girl, give her your cell phone and tell her you don't need her number you'll call yours!

Chio The Pirate · 07-06-2006, 10:31 PM

So.... How was Slayer?

Shoehorn! · 07-06-2006, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate

So.... How was Slayer?

It fucking kicked ass.

soulbleed · 07-06-2006, 10:33 PM

i dont think i will be using that one. good luck though

Shoehorn! · 07-06-2006, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by BusterPorn

Just walk up to a girl, give her your cell phone and tell her you don't need her number you'll call yours!

I'll try that one too.

Doctor Dre · 07-06-2006, 10:37 PM

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Nismo · 07-06-2006, 10:39 PM

try this one also: "will you be walking to your car alone tonight?"

Shoehorn! · 07-06-2006, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Nismo

try this one also: "will you be walking to your car alone tonight?"

fatal attraction · 07-06-2006, 10:46 PM

I'm sure it'll be as successful as all your others!

sharp · 07-07-2006, 12:33 AM

hm, good luck!

cranki · 07-07-2006, 12:35 AM

I guess that's a great one, the romantic approach could definitely work

Vitasoy · 07-07-2006, 01:46 AM

and the girl will respond with a... excuse me?!?

cranki · 07-07-2006, 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Vitasoy

and the girl will respond with a... excuse me?!?

only works with semi-educated chicks... some tramp won't get it and a bookworm bitch will prolly just hit you in the face

Dagwolf · 07-07-2006, 01:56 AM

Crotch is such an ugly word.

VicD · 07-07-2006, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterPorn

Just walk up to a girl, give her your cell phone and tell her you don't need her number you'll call yours!

martinsc · 07-07-2006, 02:00 AM

Peace · 07-07-2006, 02:40 AM

it is not about the line it is about your vibration and chemical structure. Then every line would work

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