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06-03-2006, 02:25 PM
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Your best sex tip! :)
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The girlfriend is up for a few days, teach me some of your best moves... u never know I might use them and report back!
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06-03-2006, 02:28 PM
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Microwave a banana, cut off the top, insert penis! (<- fucking cheap fleshlight!!)
Have fun! |
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06-03-2006, 02:30 PM
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2hpEat her till she comes, and THEN fuck her.
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06-03-2006, 02:41 PM
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don't get me wrong, its very possible, but most girls I know cannot get an orgasm simly by clitoral stimulation |
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06-03-2006, 02:42 PM
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Thats why you have them play with their clit at the same time 
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06-03-2006, 02:43 PM
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2hp
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06-03-2006, 02:43 PM
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Food goes inhere! (pointing with index finger at open mouth)
Oh wait...... wrong thread. |
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06-03-2006, 02:44 PM
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So Fucking Gay
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Sounds to me like this is a thread full of breeders that don't know how to eat pussy properly.......
Girls, tell me if I'm wrong.......... |
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06-03-2006, 02:48 PM
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Bust a nut in her ass, she will love that.
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06-03-2006, 02:50 PM
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Carpe Visio
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06-03-2006, 03:05 PM
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I am a meat popsicle.
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Do the "Swirl".
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06-03-2006, 03:09 PM
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Here's a real tip: buy baby oil, blindfold her and rub it in.. stimulate the senses..
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06-03-2006, 03:10 PM
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Show Yer Tits!
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You're joking right? 
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06-03-2006, 03:12 PM
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The most productive thread of the week
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06-03-2006, 05:03 PM
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06-03-2006, 05:05 PM
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06-03-2006, 05:06 PM
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The Face of Romance and the Symbol of Freedom
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Sounds Romantic Jack.....add a hooker to the above...... Mr. Romance
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06-03-2006, 05:07 PM
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the hottest, most responsive woman will be the one who is head over heels in love with you. take care of your girl is the best sex tip. and then she will REALLY take care of you. |
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06-03-2006, 05:07 PM
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Dude wtf??? You serious? |
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06-03-2006, 05:07 PM
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Real men eat pussy!
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06-03-2006, 05:08 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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donkey punch - can't go wrong with the donkey punch.
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06-03-2006, 05:08 PM
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Bdjuf, normally im always fucking with you but im serious now. You are doing something very wrong for sure.
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06-03-2006, 05:15 PM
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Webmaster Extraordinaire
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As far as licking a girls pussy, take it from me, and learn your ABC's. If you dont know what I am talking about, you never will.
One of the best things that you can do, to make the night great, is give her the total package. Nice dinner, Maybe some wine, a walk with good conversation, icecream, then back to the private place for some fun talk, and the whole time make sure to touch her gently on the arm, on the shoulder, hold her hand. That sort of thing. If that is to much for you, go with the bananna idea. |
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06-03-2006, 05:37 PM
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But ya... I've yet to meet the girl that I can't get off orally. Key to making her _erupt_, I think, is to wait until she's about to blow, insert your finger into her in a loose "come here" motion, quickly find and and gently message her g-spot. Rock-and-Roll time.  Just be sure to roll with her, or you might end up in a neck-brace the next day. 
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06-03-2006, 05:44 PM
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Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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cant get a girl off by licking her.. man thats like a girl that cant make you cum sucking on your cock.. what would you think of her than? now... think about yourself.. thats just horrible
I love to eat pussy, I feel I am in control of everything. |
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06-03-2006, 05:58 PM
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To find out what/how/etc she wants you to do to/for her, arrange for her to do another woman--then, you watch and take mental notes how she does what, because that might be THE way she wishes you "did" her!!!!!
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06-03-2006, 05:58 PM
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Serious tip: Get some Ready Lube, spend some time eating her out and use fingers all over her pussy and asshole then squirt that Ready Lube all over that ass and flip her on her tummy and go from there! Squeeze her big titties from the the bottom while you pound that ass. BTW, make sure she put's her hair in pony tails and have her wear a little catholic school girl skirt Film it and watch it about 3 hours after your done and suddenly drop a bottle of Ready Lube on the ground and smile at her very curious like your wanting her again...start the action up while your watching yourself fuck on the TV! Did I mentio you need to get some Ready Lube for this to work right  |
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06-03-2006, 07:00 PM
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guys, what I am saying is that most girls cum MUCH more easily during sex, and not during you eating them out
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06-03-2006, 07:08 PM
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LOLOL!!!!! Sorry guys, this thread is fucking hilarious.
bdjuf do you have hands/fingers? ;) |
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06-03-2006, 07:10 PM
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Lube is your friend.
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06-03-2006, 07:25 PM
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....well all what I can tell you is to use condom!! cause you don't want babies.. and doggie style hardcore is the best
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06-03-2006, 07:29 PM
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wtf
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Sounds like you don't know how to eat pussy worth a shit or I don't know how to fuck worth a shit. (or my huge cock hurts them too much) It's much much much easier to make a woman cum giving her oral. I have been able to name that tune in about 5 mins tops for the past 25 years. |
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06-03-2006, 07:44 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Punch her in the back of the head when she is about to cum..chicks dig that shit
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06-03-2006, 07:49 PM
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pay the fuck attention
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06-03-2006, 08:31 PM
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06-03-2006, 08:40 PM
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Does this really work? |
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06-03-2006, 10:27 PM
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There is one move that really gets 'em going crazy....it's called the bronco ride!
How it works is your get her all hot and worked up with some 4 play and then start a little doggie style action, grab ahold of her hair while your going in and out and while you have a good grip of hair you need to whisper in her ear "I have AIDS!" then hold on for the ride of your life as she tries to buck you off! Really bad joke I know...  |
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06-03-2006, 10:40 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Do the helicopter move!
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06-03-2006, 10:44 PM
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06-03-2006, 10:47 PM
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
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go out and buy a 9MM, hide it under your pillow, and during sex pull that fucker out and put it to her forehead and scream "IF YOU DON'T CUM 5 TIMES BEFORE ME, YOU WILL GET CAPPED!!" then proceed to pound the fuck out of her... she will be scared at first, but when the cumming commences she will go bananas and love you afterwords... atleast thats how it worked with me and my sister
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06-03-2006, 10:51 PM
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06-03-2006, 11:28 PM
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Damn that was funny lolol
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06-03-2006, 11:59 PM
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Show Yer Tits!
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Now is about the time to stop posting. I thought everyone was joking around with all the gay comments... Duuuuuude....
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06-04-2006, 03:59 AM
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did u try it?
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06-04-2006, 05:00 AM
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some nice tips
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06-04-2006, 05:03 AM
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2hplol -- NO one got laid --
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06-04-2006, 05:12 AM
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This thread is so scary in so many ways
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06-04-2006, 05:37 AM
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Eat her pussy, while Finger fucking her REAL hard onto her g-spot... really abuse it ... she'll hate it but LOVE it ... then when she says she cant take any more ... fuck the hell out of her...
Nothing loving about it, but man, my gf loves that shit ;)
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06-04-2006, 08:58 AM
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If she doesnt so anal, fuck her from behind, then jam your thumb in her ass, and ride her till she bucks you off. Then run like hell.
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06-04-2006, 09:02 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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My most sage advice on sex is:
If you can't eat it, don't fuck it. I never fuck what I can't eat. Doesn't really apply to your thread here but it's still something to be aware of, you know... for those times when your gf isn't up for the weekend. :D
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