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vod · 04-23-2006, 07:08 PM

That's Right $500.00 just for reading my post, today is free, but the next post will cost you $500. to read.

Sex Out Of Town

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."

Alex · 04-23-2006, 07:09 PM

u-Bob · 04-23-2006, 07:13 PM

hehe

Yngwie · 04-23-2006, 07:19 PM

LOL that's a good one

madawgz · 04-23-2006, 07:20 PM

haha good joke

xclusive · 04-23-2006, 07:32 PM

lol brilliant

kirupai · 04-23-2006, 07:33 PM

hahahaaha

BannerDept · 04-23-2006, 07:44 PM

muahahahaha

Violetta · 04-23-2006, 10:33 PM

haha... good one!

Varius · 04-23-2006, 11:11 PM

So, Rob - Did she pay you the $25 in the end?

reynold · 04-24-2006, 02:30 AM

that was freakin' funny

woj · 04-24-2006, 03:53 AM

brassmonkey · 04-24-2006, 04:04 AM

haha very funny

Choppa · 04-24-2006, 04:08 AM

I didnt read so "show me the money"

digifan · 04-24-2006, 05:04 AM

Good joke

elitetec · 04-24-2006, 06:42 AM

Nice one

hova · 04-24-2006, 06:59 AM

nice

Th!nk · 04-24-2006, 09:08 AM

LOL! that was a good one

vod · 04-24-2006, 09:31 AM

Yeah that is a pretty funny post..lol it would be nice to give/get $500 for reading posts.

I'm come up with a great offer soon... for reading and posting...

Varius she did end up paying the $25 in more sex of course.

;-)

vod · 04-28-2006, 08:32 AM

bump for a funny thread

dynastoned · 04-28-2006, 08:34 AM

haha good one..

BluewireAngie · 04-28-2006, 08:35 AM

hhahaha..

MrQ · 04-28-2006, 08:35 AM

bitch got OWNED.

Downtime · 04-28-2006, 09:07 AM

that is fuckin sweet!

Juilan · 04-28-2006, 09:18 AM

good humor

thricer · 04-28-2006, 09:22 AM

lmao! very funny man :D

adonthenet · 04-28-2006, 09:30 AM

hahahha damn good

seeric · 04-28-2006, 09:32 AM

Hahahahahahaha

Funny Rob. Crackin Me Up.

xNetworx · 04-28-2006, 09:32 AM

Meh.... Glad everybody else laughed

axelcat · 04-28-2006, 09:42 AM

Manowar · 04-28-2006, 11:30 AM

muahaha!!!

Mike_AWP · 04-29-2006, 07:24 AM

Lol...

MR2raymond · 04-29-2006, 08:01 AM

hehehe...

VicJay · 04-29-2006, 08:33 AM

muahhhaaaa

good one

Xaid · 04-29-2006, 09:40 AM

funny as hell vod, good one

vod · 05-01-2006, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xaid

funny as hell vod, good one

thanks Xaid... yeah I was thinking about what if I paid poeple to read my post... lol

Nicky · 05-01-2006, 01:58 PM

hehe got me there

Ambergirl · 05-02-2006, 09:02 AM

Nice one!

LittleSassy · 05-02-2006, 09:59 AM

lol....she was $5 short

emilex · 05-02-2006, 10:14 AM

great one mate! lol

iWeb_Rowena · 05-02-2006, 10:17 AM

business is business!

vod · 05-06-2006, 10:56 PM

but I'm actually a taxi driver... I'll use it someday...

vod · 05-07-2006, 05:44 PM

maybe tonight

CyberHustler · 05-07-2006, 05:51 PM

heh.........

vod · 06-06-2006, 10:58 AM

another $500. lol

calibra · 06-06-2006, 11:00 AM

That was a good one

Tim · 06-06-2006, 11:02 AM

Pretty good!

1200mics · 06-06-2006, 11:11 AM

lol good joke

AtlantisCash · 06-06-2006, 11:31 AM

muhahahahaha lol good joke :D

Jill_J · 06-06-2006, 11:35 AM

great joke

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