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Old 05-01-2002, 09:22 PM   #1
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Prepare to kneel before your new God.

It's inevitable. Just a matter of a few days really....

someone please start polishing the funk off the crown.
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Old 05-01-2002, 09:24 PM   #2
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It's inevitable. Just a matter of a few days really....


.... before I get my ass banned for posting shit threads while intoxicated
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Old 05-01-2002, 09:25 PM   #3
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.... before I get my ass banned for posting shit threads while intoxicated
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Old 05-01-2002, 09:28 PM   #4
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aw he's done gone off the deep end now
It's a sad day in "AMP land"

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Old 05-01-2002, 09:30 PM   #5
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I dunno what he's been taking, but it ain't just alc ...
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Old 05-01-2002, 09:31 PM   #6
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aw he's done gone off the deep end now
It's a sad day in "AMP land"
I'll make you "Official GFY Bitch"....
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Old 05-01-2002, 09:33 PM   #7
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Can you talk Lensman in to giving away GFY-logoed codpieces instead of that jacket for 1000 posts? I'll look hella cool in a big stuffed codpiece.
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Old 05-01-2002, 09:38 PM   #8
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Can you talk Lensman in to giving away GFY-logoed codpieces instead of that jacket for 1000 posts? I'll look hella cool in a big stuffed codpiece.
that's the beauty of your new King.... I have no affiliations.... no ties... no pretenses.... no family.... no clubs..... no games.... no secret societies.... no rules..... no prerequisites... no qualifications.... no bullshit....

just me and my fucking voice.

whatever that may be at that particular moment.
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Old 05-01-2002, 09:40 PM   #9
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that's the beauty of your new King....
earth to Amp, earth to Amp - you ain't the fukken king yet. so shutup and bow to teh powrrrr ! ! !! !!!!
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earth to Amp, earth to Amp - you ain't the fukken king yet. so shutup and bow to teh powrrrr ! ! !! !!!!
the fuckin' "power" will be bowin' to me here pretty damn quick and you know it.
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I have absolutely no idea..
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Old 05-01-2002, 09:45 PM   #12
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I'll make you "Official GFY Bitch"....
So does this new position come with any perks?
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I have absolutely no idea..
and you probly never will.
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Old 05-01-2002, 09:47 PM   #14
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the fuckin' "power" will be bowin' to me here pretty damn quick and you know it.
700 more posts buddy. at the current rate it'll take you ~20 days to catch up to the power, assuming that he'll be in a coma or something....
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Old 05-01-2002, 09:48 PM   #15
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and you probly never will.
Most likely
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700 more posts buddy. at the current rate it'll take you ~20 days to catch up to the power, assuming that he'll be in a coma or something....
you underestimate me my friend....

coma or not.... I can usurp the crown at virtually any point now...

and you know it.
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Ohhh, i see now.

Holy shit amp.. 32 posts per day... I mean. i have 20 something.. but i've only been here a month.. it's dropping nearly every day.. to maintain 32 posts per day for over 8000 posts.. lol.. You weren't lying in that other post when you said you came here once and never left
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Old 05-01-2002, 09:51 PM   #18
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you underestimate me my friend....

coma or not.... I can usurp the crown at virtually any point now...

and you know it.

don't understimate the power either. the force is strong. I feel it. Will you be able to withstand the evil powers ?

mission impossible if you ask me... I am part of the family, I know the meaning and incredible effectiveness of the force.
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Old 05-01-2002, 09:53 PM   #19
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Ohhh, i see now.

Holy shit amp.. 32 posts per day... I mean. i have 20 something.. but i've only been here a month.. it's dropping nearly every day.. to maintain 32 posts per day for over 8000 posts.. lol.. You weren't lying in that other post when you said you came here once and never left

t's about teh mojo. amp's mojo's strong.
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Old 05-01-2002, 09:54 PM   #20
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don't understimate the power either. the force is strong. I feel it. Will you be able to withstand the evil powers ?

mission impossible if you ask me... I am part of the family, I know the meaning and incredible effectiveness of the force.
not only will I brutally TAKE the crown.... but I will do it with authority... and I will bust the 10K mark with a phat humiliating lead.

and no one can fucking stop me.
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He is the GFY god afterall
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Old 05-01-2002, 09:55 PM   #22
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if you're god

and i'm the king of gophers

what does that make gary?
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God doesn't mean shit to me.. only one thing I believe in and thats me
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hell, Amp is the gawd just cuz he's still able to type while being drunk like a drunkslut.
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I just do this for fun, a hobby that pays for itself and I greatly admire and respect the people who make a living from it. But I have been chasing the dragon all night and being fucked up doesn't mean shit.
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Old 05-01-2002, 10:08 PM   #27
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700 more posts buddy. at the current rate it'll take you ~20 days to catch up to the power, assuming that he'll be in a coma or something....
you under-estimate the power of the dark side.. at the current rates it will be 49 days by a margin of 4 posts.. but if amp can stay true to the full strength beers that are his proton power pills he'll more than make up for his maui slump and do it sooner..
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the maui slump did do a good amount of damage to the "Master Plan"... but I shall overcome.
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what does that make gary?
Where the hell IS Gary anyway?
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Where the hell IS Gary anyway?
Gary can't.... ummmm..... talk right now......
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If I keep bowing my head like this it will seem like I am performing "MAN LOVE" for the King..............

I dont know if Mrs AMP want to play second fiddle........

I know you have it in you...........

As the great philosopher of our time said:

"It is good to be the KING"

(Mel Brooks circa 1981)

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It's inevitable. Just a matter of a few days really....

someone please start polishing the funk off the crown.
At least p1mpd0gg was entertaining.
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All you bitches better look the fuck out
dont bump threads FAGGOT!
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