Different kind of whores? - GoFuckYourself.com

SteveLightspeed · 04-16-2002, 10:41 PM

This is a true story, I just remembered it, and thought I'd share

Two guys come stumbling out of the bar at 2am -- and tell me and my buddy, "Dont talk to those 4 white-trash whores" -- pointing to 4 girls in the corner. My drunk friend walks straight to them and says "Those two guys just called you white-trash whores!! But I defended you!!! I said "Those girls are not white-trash whores at all! They are some other completely different kind of whores!!"

guess you had to be there

LS

[Labret] · 04-16-2002, 10:58 PM

For sure there are different kinds of whores.

Some whores are just outwardly whorish and make no bones about the fact that they are indeed whores.

Then you got girls who only turn into whores when they are drinking.

Then you got whores who dont look like whores, but deep down inside are raging dirty whores. Everyone knows them.

The worst kinds of whore are the whores who do not think they are whores, and outwardly proclaim they are not whores, but who whore out for any guy who can give them a good line. Basically most women.

Every woman cheats.
Cheaters are whores.
Therefore women... its simple logic.

jimmy3way · 04-17-2002, 01:16 AM

You been making bubbles in the tube again, LS?

bhutocracy · 04-17-2002, 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]

Then you got whores who dont look like whores, but deep down inside are raging dirty whores. Everyone knows them.

heheh.. they're the best kind

04-16-2002, 10:41 PM	#1
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Different kind of whores? This is a true story, I just remembered it, and thought I'd share Two guys come stumbling out of the bar at 2am -- and tell me and my buddy, "Dont talk to those 4 white-trash whores" -- pointing to 4 girls in the corner. My drunk friend walks straight to them and says "Those two guys just called you white-trash whores!! But I defended you!!! I said "Those girls are not white-trash whores at all! They are some other completely different kind of whores!!" guess you had to be there LS __________________ Abra-cadabra!

04-16-2002, 10:58 PM	#2
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	For sure there are different kinds of whores. Some whores are just outwardly whorish and make no bones about the fact that they are indeed whores. Then you got girls who only turn into whores when they are drinking. Then you got whores who dont look like whores, but deep down inside are raging dirty whores. Everyone knows them. The worst kinds of whore are the whores who do not think they are whores, and outwardly proclaim they are not whores, but who whore out for any guy who can give them a good line. Basically most women. Every woman cheats. Cheaters are whores. Therefore women... its simple logic. Last edited by [Labret]; 04-16-2002 at 10:59 PM..

04-17-2002, 01:16 AM	#3
jimmy3way Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Top Secret Hideout Posts: 2,508	You been making bubbles in the tube again, LS? __________________ One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.