The Truth Behind Jesus Dialer! - GoFuckYourself.com

MetaformX · 04-09-2002, 05:15 PM

Who really owns jesus dialer? that is a question that has been asked by many people on this board. The assumption by most of the people here is that jesus dialer is owned by jesus christ. This, ladies and gentleman, is not true.

Last week, i did some research into this very topic, and what i found is shocking. According to a source that cannot be revealed at this time, Jesus Dilaer is owned by Satan Enterprises, LLC!

yes, this most shocking revelation is sure to spark alot of controvercy, both here and in heaven. According to my source, the almighty is quite shaken up by the revelation also. I will keep you guys infromed on this situation as soon as i get more details.

I am also working on an exclusive interview with the CEO and founder of Satan Enterprises, whose name I cannot divulge at this time.

Alvaro · 04-09-2002, 05:17 PM

finally something to think about..

SR · 04-09-2002, 05:17 PM

I believe it is owned by boneprone and some medicine man from the bushbush in Congo

MetaformX · 04-09-2002, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by SR
I believe it is owned by boneprone and some medicine man from the bushbush in Congo

that was another assumption SR, but as you can see by my post above, this is not the case!

Anyways, my upcoming interview with Stana Enterprise CEO will clear everything up. I smell a lawsuit.

dublin1 · 04-09-2002, 05:23 PM

who's the mysterious CEO, your mama?

boneprone · 04-09-2002, 05:43 PM

if only you knew.

Fletch XXX · 04-09-2002, 05:55 PM

please dont use the lord's name Satan in these threads. Just cuz he's not your god doesnt mean you shouldnt take his name just as serious as you would jesus or Christ.

\m/

Rege Satanas!

greentea · 04-09-2002, 06:29 PM

She who owns the strap on owns jesus cash!

MetaformX · 04-09-2002, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
please dont use the lord's name Satan in these threads. Just cuz he's not your god doesnt mean you shouldnt take his name just as serious as you would jesus or Christ.

\m/

Rege Satanas!

ok, who told you my secret source was satan?
satan told you, didnt he? didnt he? i knew it! you can't trust that bastard worth a damn!

AaronM · 04-09-2002, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
if only you knew.

No doubt....This guy is clearly not family material. How much shall we ask for in the lawsuit?

the bulldog · 04-09-2002, 06:40 PM

jesus dialer ripped me off

$4000

religion sucks.

Exxxotica · 04-09-2002, 07:08 PM

Jesus Dialer was started by a friend of ours named Kyle ***** aka. Diabetic Rage

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...diabeti crage

After Kyles untimley death in an automobile accident, Jesus Dialer was taken over by his son ****** aka SonofRage.

Naive, inexperienced, and addicted to cocaine, SonofRage bankrupted his fathers dream and business.

A helping hand from longtime friend William ***** aka Boneprone brought the Jesus Dialer back to life.

While young Rage is now nothing more than Boneprone personal driver, the Jesus Dialer has become one of the most successful dialers on the market today. They continue to pay USA and International webmasters a stable .45 per minute, with average holdtimes of up to 20min.

zubr · 04-09-2002, 07:24 PM

works great for me, so why would i wanna know who owns it

04-09-2002, 05:15 PM	#1
MetaformX Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,704	The Truth Behind Jesus Dialer! Who really owns jesus dialer? that is a question that has been asked by many people on this board. The assumption by most of the people here is that jesus dialer is owned by jesus christ. This, ladies and gentleman, is not true. Last week, i did some research into this very topic, and what i found is shocking. According to a source that cannot be revealed at this time, Jesus Dilaer is owned by Satan Enterprises, LLC! yes, this most shocking revelation is sure to spark alot of controvercy, both here and in heaven. According to my source, the almighty is quite shaken up by the revelation also. I will keep you guys infromed on this situation as soon as i get more details. I am also working on an exclusive interview with the CEO and founder of Satan Enterprises, whose name I cannot divulge at this time. __________________

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04-09-2002, 05:55 PM	#7
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	please dont use the lord's name Satan in these threads. Just cuz he's not your god doesnt mean you shouldnt take his name just as serious as you would jesus or Christ. \m/ Rege Satanas! __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

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Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	Jesus Dialer was started by a friend of ours named Kyle *** aka. Diabetic Rage http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...diabeti crage After Kyles untimley death in an automobile accident, Jesus Dialer was taken over by his son ** aka SonofRage. Naive, inexperienced, and addicted to cocaine, SonofRage bankrupted his fathers dream and business. A helping hand from longtime friend William *** aka Boneprone brought the Jesus Dialer back to life. While young Rage is now nothing more than Boneprone personal driver, the Jesus Dialer has become one of the most successful dialers on the market today. They continue to pay USA and International webmasters a stable .45 per minute, with average holdtimes of up to 20min. Last edited by Exxxotica; 04-09-2002 at 07:26 PM..

04-09-2002, 07:24 PM	#13
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Alvaro Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 695	finally something to think about..

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SR Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,239	I believe it is owned by boneprone and some medicine man from the bushbush in Congo

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the bulldog Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Land of Chocolate!! Posts: 519	jesus dialer ripped me off $4000 religion sucks.