Chokin Chicken is a big baby...

[TheFLY]

Check this shit out -- ChokinChicken.com holds a grudge against me over just 500 hits... I even offered to send him 500 just to make him feel better... Thise is a snip of the ICQ logs... ;)

Choker 3/29/02 10:00 PM
hmmm, trade is coming along nice

The FLY 3/30/02 3:26 AM
yeah I changed my formula... only my
pichunter trade just went to shit -- i'm
trying to figure it out!


The FLY 3/30/02 3:43 AM
shit pichunter went mad... I lost a TON of
traffic... it should be back shortly though


The FLY 4/8/02 11:52 PM
if I start sending traffic again will our
trade come back to life?


Choker 4/8/02 11:53 PM
No thanks

The FLY 4/8/02 11:53 PM
err why not? what's the problem?


Choker 4/8/02 11:55 PM
Because you killed our trade without telling
me before, I had you set for an hourly force,
I wasted traffic, I don't have time for stupid
shit like that

The FLY 4/8/02 11:57 PM
i never did anything to our trade -- it died
on its own... my script does everything.....
about the time pichunter changed scripts I
lost about 50,000 visitors/day -- over a
period of only 6 hours my site went to shit ;)
I didn't know you were forcing me traffic
either...

Choker 4/9/02 12:00 AM
http://www.chokinchicken.com/trades/...ocalsweets.com

The FLY 4/9/02 12:00 AM
basically I had hard-coded pichunter into my
script -- that was my big mistake -- he
probably got 10,000 visitors for free ;) --
then he goes crazy or something and doesn't
answer my ICQ's... if you don't want to
trade it's no big deal -- i figured your
script was just automated so it wouldn't hurt
for me to force a little traffic for a small
trade...

Choker 4/9/02 12:02 AM
LOL, doesn't look like it died to me, looks
like you killed on april 01

Choker 4/9/02 12:04 AM
When a trade sudenly stops sending to me , the
script alerts me and stops the trade, it
thinks the site went 404 and cuts traffic to
it. You didn't go 404, you just stopped
sending to me

Choker 4/9/02 12:05 AM
But I had a force set to you, so it overrode
that setting, I lost like 500 that I sent to
you, not much but every hit counts

The FLY 4/9/02 12:05 AM
my site is a toplist -- it resets every 24
hours -- so there will be shifts in traffic at
the reset -- when the site resets all the
numbers go to zero...

Choker 4/9/02 12:06 AM
Dude, you took me completely off your site at
one time, like I said
NO THANKS

The FLY 4/9/02 12:08 AM
like I said I had a really bad day -- if my
traffic drops suddenly there's nothing I can
do.... you should know that scripted trades
die all the time -- I have at least 3 scripted
trades die every day... some of them come
back to life on their own -- some don't...
amateur drive, highoctane, and pornqueens
recently came back to life for me -- but these
are all scripted trades that died on their own
weeks ago -- I think only because my site
resets every 24 hours do these trades have a
chance to come back to life...


The FLY 4/9/02 12:15 AM
ok fine man -- it's just one trade I don't
really care... and it's your site -- I just
can't believe you are holding a grudge against
me for a dead scripted trade -- trades die
every day.... do you see me pissed at
pichunter? I lost 10,000 to him -- not just
500... if you want an extra 500 shit I will
send it to you -- it's not a big deal....
this really is a small webmaster communitty --
it's dumb to make an enemy over 500 hits.

The FLY 4/9/02 12:20 AM
if you were pissed about losing 500 shit you
should have sent me an ICQ or something...

Choker 4/9/02 12:24 AM
Look man, I went to your site when the script
alerted me. I was #3 on your toplist an hour
before. Then I was gone completely. It wasn't
a reset. You took me off your site completely.
Why? I have no idea. Don't really care either.
OK?

[topal]

Yeah... guys pete is a nice guy...
he sends extra 200 hits on my sites.. i was thinking that whose traffic may it be??.. maybe yours!

[boneprone]

The Fly owes me FUCKING 75 HITS from yesterday!

Im BLACKLISTING HIM!

[Pipecrew]

Choking does look like a little baby... This must be why he is always here trying to buy traffic... cause all his trades hate him... I think he was beat with the stupid stick a few times... Trades go dead all the time..... I never have enough time to look at my older sites logs and i know lots of them are dead ugh.... I remember once, I sent like 8,000 to some jackass that cut me off long ago

[kmanrox]

fly owes me 13 hits from 1996

[Steve]

well, I like both these guys

Pete, didn't know socalsweets could trade big
so now I'm gonna send a few fuckers at you - your traffic is good shit

[SleazyDream]

you know, people wonder why I DEMAND 2000 hits a day for a min of a week before I even consider them....

[TheFLY]

Thanks Steve...

[MetaformX]

Originally posted by SleazyDream
you know, people wonder why I DEMAND 2000 hits a day for a min of a week before I even consider them....

is it so you can afford to buy 4 bigmacs every hour?

[DrewKole]

Originally posted by MetaformX


is it so you can afford to buy 4 bigmacs every hour?

That's how he became elite... all he had to do was convince some webmasters he had traffic, and boom 400k daily in no time...

I outta do that too.

[SleazyDream]

Originally posted by DrewKole


That's how he became elite... all he had to do was convince some webmasters he had traffic, and boom 400k daily in no time...

I outta do that too.

woulda - coulda - shoulda - fuck you cannt' even tie your shoes yet alone get any traffic.

[DrewKole]

Originally posted by SleazyDream



woulda - coulda - shoulda - fuck you cannt' even tie your shoes yet alone get any traffic.

Erm, let's not hijack fly's post with your stupid shit... Btw, the woulda, coulda, shoulda defense only works when someone says woulda, coulda, or shoulda, I said outta.

[SleazyDream]

Originally posted by DrewKole


Erm, let's not hijack fly's post with your stupid shit... Btw, the woulda, coulda, shoulda defense only works when someone says woulda, coulda, or shoulda, I said outta.

fuck are you ever a moron

[FATPad]

outta?

outta space?

Or did you mean oughta?

[FATPad]

Actually, outta is probably right. You were probably thinking how much you wanted Sleazy to get outta here.

[[Labret]]

The fact that a thread like this could even exists proves there is no God.

400k tgp hits a day make you elite?

It still hasnt sunk in yet has it?


weeee I got 200k hits of the worse traffic on the planet and I barely make any money. E FUCKING LEET.

[SleazyDream]

Originally posted by [Labret]
The fact that a thread like this could even exists proves there is no God.

400k tgp hits a day make you elite?

It still hasnt sunk in yet has it?


weeee I got 200k hits of the worse traffic on the planet and I barely make any money. E FUCKING LEET.

no - laughing at you makes me elite. Everyone of any Consequence does it.

[TheFLY]

Originally posted by [Labret]
The fact that a thread like this could even exists proves there is no God.

...at least Jesus loves you?

[SleazyDream]

nuts and bolts of it is this. EVERYONE's trades fuck up now and then for short periods of time. Mark of a true honest guy is how they handle it after the fact. (I'm just an asshole through and through but that's me - not pete)
Pete's an honest guy - making an accusation like chokin did on him doesn't sit well with the people who know pete by his reputation and deeds and it will come back to haunt him.

[timethief]

You are better off without such a trade pete.
I dont know why you tried so hard to put some sense into that chicken.
come on grudge over 500! you should have told him to eat .

[Choker]

LOL, You know what TheFly, you just gotta run your BIG fat mouth don't you?? Now you are making enemies. I don't want any enemies. Why don't you tell everyone what really happened???

TheFLY deleted our trade without telling me in advance, KNOWING I had an hourly force set to him. This is a cool thing to do to a trade??? NO, it's bullshit. Then a week later he comes begging for a trade because his traffic has gone to shit. LOL.
FUCK YOU FLY HEAD


Here's my fucking trade log with him, You tell me who was getting the better end of the trade we had

http://www.chokinchicken.com/trades/...ocalsweets.com

So no FLY, you fucked yourself by deleting me. My bitch with you was not about the 500 hits so much as the fact that you deleted the trade without telling me, knowing I was forcing to you. SO fuck you and all your cronies.

You are the one being a baby about it. If I was baby I would have posted here about you deleting my trade a week ago, but I didn't. You are the one bringing this to the boards.

BTW, look at the time delays in the icq, you are the one that kept bugging me about starting the trade again. I was trying to be nice about it, but you kept pushing me. Why couldn't you take a hint to begin with?

[Choker]

LOL, I also love how you left out one of the icq messages

The FLY 3/30/200 3:09 AM shit pichunter went mad... I lost a TON of
traffic... it should be back shortly though

Choker 4/1/2002 9:28 PM you could have at least told me you were
taking me down so I didn't keep sending
traffic to you, not very nice of you dude

The FLY 4/8/2002 8:44 PM that's me on the right -- my new lambo

The one I sent you on the 1rst, the one you ignored since you didn't need my traffic till yours went to shit. I love the way you "leave out" what you want. And no SLEAZY, it was not a script error on his site. I was #3 on his toplist. An hour later he had removed me off his toplist and his blind link to me. When you update your site, I am sure you would notice if you had accidently deleted your number #3 trade. So this crap about a "script error" is total bullshit. I am sure every single ONE of you guys reading this post would be upset if your #3 trade deleted YOU without advance warning, now WOULDN"T YOU???
And Pipecrew, why do you talk shit about me when you don't even know me?? All my trades hate me you say??? You know this for a fact Pipecrew???
Anyone who has dealt with me knows this is bullshit. I have the best trades there are. Every webmaster I trade with helps me and I help them when I can. Every trade I have knows he can come to me for help on anything any time he wants, and many do. I am glad to help anyone out if I can, even if they are not a trade of mine. I go WAY OUT OF MY WAY every day to help people I don't even do business with, so don't talk shit about me if you don't me.

[TheFLY]

Originally posted by Choker
LOL, You know what TheFly, you just gotta run your BIG fat mouth don't you?? Now you are making enemies. I don't want any enemies. Why don't you tell everyone what really happened???

TheFLY deleted our trade without telling me in advance, KNOWING I had an hourly force set to him. This is a cool thing to do to a trade??? NO, it's bullshit. Then a week later he comes begging for a trade because his traffic has gone to shit. LOL.
FUCK YOU FLY HEAD

Ok I admit it! I just wanted to steal your 500 hits! Haha... Please... You never told me you were forcing -- here's the proof -- our ENTIRE communication from finish to end ;) Interesting reading I think... Grep for the word "force" and you will see that you never mentioned you were forcing traffic until tonight ;)

http://socalsweets.com/loser.txt

[TheFLY]

Originally posted by Choker

Choker 4/1/2002 9:28 PM you could have at least told me you were
taking me down so I didn't keep sending
traffic to you, not very nice of you dude

I have to give you credit for making up fake ICQ messages!

WTF you lose your link on my site and you say "not very nice of you dude" -- at least make up an ICQ message that makes sense... like "where's my fucking traffic you FAGGOT!?" Hehe...

[Choker]

Yep, good reading Horsefly, you seemed to have left the same one out on that too, you know this one:

Choker 4/1/2002 9:28 PM you could have at least told me you were
taking me down so I didn't keep sending
traffic to you, not very nice of you dude

The one you ignored until a week later when your site went to shit and you remembered that old dumbass Choker would send you 2 for every 1 you sent him. Wrong answer Flyshit. Not this time. And bringing this to the boards??? WTF. You are the baby, this is no big deal, I just don't want to trade with you. You gotta try to slam me because I don't want to trade with your site. Who's the fucking baby here?? Just let it go man. Make some sites, make some galleries or something . None of us has time for this stupid shit. Let's just get back to work. If I whined like you are doing everytime someone told me they don't want to trade with me, I would never get any work done. Let it go dude.

[topal]

Come on man! if you cant have enough traffic its your mistake..
when you add your site you may find pullable description for your site.. but you wrote silly words N nobody clicks it....
why dont you ask him for update on your desc??????

[DarkJedi]

fuck you and all your cronies.

LOL, thats a good one

No offence Fly.

[Choker]

LOL, Topal you don't get it sir. He contacted me for a trade. I did not add my site to his script. He added it and made the descriptions. His traffic to me was good, that is why I was sending him 2 for every 1 he sent me. Our trade was going fine. I thought he was a cool guy and was looking forward to trading with him for a long time to come. Then on April 1st he just deletes our trade without telling me anything. I icqd him and he ignored me. Now today he comes on icq wanting to trade again. After I said NO to him several times, he come to this board calling me a baby because I don't want to trade with him. WTF. He is only doing this to get publicity for his site, his traffic is down right now. Because his site is a toplist, he needs you guys to signup with him so he can get your traffic. Now do you understand sir?

So go to socalsweets.com, sign up for a trade, and send this guy your traffic. His traffic is good, very good actually. He is smart and does very good work. I actually admire the guy quite a bit.

[Joe Blow]

It's like fuckin' kindergarten in here...

[TheFLY]

This is a very common problem...
I lose some big scripted trades at my 24 hour reset while my list re-ranks everyone... a few CJ sites like yours that I trade w/ can't deal w/ a few minutes of interruption in traffic... even though your script takes into account the last 24 hours of stats -- as you have said yourself -- your script thought I had dropped the trade entirely and pulled the plug on me... when in fact you are still in my database even now... funny you even sent me 1 visitor today and I sent you back 3...

ID=210
0 : Chokin Chicken
RawsIn: 1 of 25283 ClickOut: 3 of 16255 Produced: 0 of 18969 DaysOn: 17

Your script jumped the gun on me... you have a real paranoid script ;) -- which is fine w/ me -- you have to be paranoid these days...

Anyway after this big production I will try to come up w/ a solution to downplay the traffic blips caused by my 24 hour stats reset...

[Pipecrew]

Choker stop pretending your are the big shizzatch... its like your a little baby defending your crappy traffic..... I think its funny that you wasted 150 on that script to

and I dont need to know you, I am pretty confident your a fag anyways

[LoveAsianChicks]

seems weird. Why would the FLY delete a #3 trade on his end? doesn't make sense to fuck a 3-4K/day trade for 500 hits.
It must have been a script related problem.

[boneprone]

Entertainment.

[Choker]

Pipecrew, your 13.85 posts here every day does not impress me.
Thanks for your insightfull and informative post sir. Idiot

And no it did not make sense to me why he deleted our trade. I was #1 or #2 on his site the day before if I remember correctly. But after he ignored my icq, I just stopped sending traffic to him and forgot about it all till he asked me for a trade again. Attack me on a board and think I will not defend myself? I am not intimidated by you guys who flip burgers by day, and attack peoples reputations on this board by night.

If you are one of those, this is for you :

[topal]

Dear Choker..
As i told.. its your mistake.. as you know it is very difficult to find that incantationic words.. why you didnt check your descriptions and tell him to change?..
i was living some prod problems on his page and i requested him to send hits to differnet url and he did it! now his prod is over %120!..
and i read some of the guys talks about 150 hits or lower!.. its too shame man..
i am sending new sites 500-600/day without having any hits.. thats the way of good webmastering..
And dont forget socal forces 100+ hits when trade starts (without blinds)
You are making a big fault guys.... pete is a real nice guy.. maybe some missunderstoodings happened , maybe you are an real ass thats why he kicked you..

[Choker]

Topal, let me try again, I was sending 6 to 7k a day to this site: http://www.socalsweets.com/models.html

Here is my stats: http://www.chokinchicken.com/trades/...ocalsweets.com

Our trade was new, the descriptions were good. He was writing the descriptions himself, changing them to get me the best productivty because he could watch in real time his traffic's productivity on my site here: http://www.chokinchicken.com/trades/tradelog.php?

The problem was that he just decided one day to delete me and didn't tell me first. Our trade could have been at 10 or 15k by now if he had not done this. He had lots of traffic from Pichunter then, and had a cocky attitude about how much traffic he had. Pichunter shitcanned his ass, so he comes begging me for a trade again now. I don't want to trade with him now, so he flames me on this board. Understand now??

[The real Dirty D]

I really hate to post on these damn boards, when I can be out making $$$.... But I have to defend Choker... I started a trade with him a few weeks back and his productivity was awsome... We don't trade with any shit sites with our tgp
DiabolicalSex
I than also purshased 42$ of traffic off him and it was even better than the trade.... I've never traded with you fly so I can't say anything about your traffic... While we were trading he always Icqed to make sure we were happy
At the end he even thru in an extra2k....
But I really think this is the childest post I've seen in a while...

[topal]

i learned that, if you are a PURE, CLEAN webmaster... you never had a headache...
And nobody wants to loose 5-10k trade just for a daily extra 5-10k..

If i were you i could trade with him and do the same ) hehe..

[SleazyDream]

lego my leggo