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the real magoo · 12-02-2005, 05:25 AM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...10206209696724

who · 12-02-2005, 05:30 AM

I know kung fu

~Ray · 12-02-2005, 05:31 AM

jscott · 12-02-2005, 06:18 AM

best one is "you had me at hello" lol, it cracks me up!

Manowar · 12-02-2005, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by who

I know kung fu

Pandemos · 12-02-2005, 06:25 AM

"Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea anyone?"

ezrydn · 12-02-2005, 06:30 AM

"Spartacus. Are you afraid to die?"

"No, no more than I was afraid to be born."

Marie · 12-02-2005, 07:01 AM

Leave the gun, take the cannoli

com · 12-02-2005, 07:03 AM

"I can't feel my face"

Th!nk · 12-02-2005, 08:21 AM

"Immortality, take it...it's yours!"

PseudoPrime · 12-02-2005, 08:32 AM

People say crazy shit during sex. One time, I called this girl "Mom"

mardigras · 12-02-2005, 08:36 AM

"You stand convicted of assholism!"

Gunni · 12-02-2005, 08:45 AM

"Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister"

SquireMD · 12-02-2005, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Marie

Leave the gun, take the cannoli

and, "I don't feel I have to wipe everybody out, Tom. Just my enemies."

volante · 12-02-2005, 08:56 AM

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

Pandemos · 12-02-2005, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Gunni

"Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister"

Impossible to read without laughing.

pornstar2pac · 12-02-2005, 09:00 AM

hey wang, c'mon. It's a parking lot!

SilentKnight · 12-02-2005, 09:43 AM

"Rules? In a knife fight?! No RULES!"

(followed by cinema's greatest kick in the gnads)

- Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid

Niko Bimini · 12-02-2005, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by volante

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

That gets my vote!

Marshal · 12-02-2005, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

LOL!

Pandemos · 12-02-2005, 10:28 AM

"Yes, it's true... this man has no dick."

fris · 12-02-2005, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Pandemos

"Yes, it's true... this man has no dick."

which movie is that from?

EroticySteve · 12-02-2005, 10:30 AM

Best line... EVER?

Easy. Hands down, it's Vanilla Ice in Cool as Ice.

"Drop the zero and get with the hero"

Pandemos · 12-02-2005, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by fris

which movie is that from?

Ghostbusters.

Screaming · 12-02-2005, 10:34 AM

Sara Conner?

EdgeXXX · 12-02-2005, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by EroticySteve

OMG

Maxy · 12-02-2005, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Gunni

"Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister"

I must've just seen this movie because this quote is really familiar? which movie is it?

EdgeXXX · 12-02-2005, 10:43 AM

Best Movie Line? Dunno, but my favorite is from Dumb and Dumber:

Lloyd: Why did she dump you?
Harry: "She said that I never listened to her.... or something........ I dunno, I wasn't really paying attention....."

EdgeXXX · 12-02-2005, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Maxy

I must've just seen this movie because this quote is really familiar? which movie is it?

Full Metal Jacket

martinsc · 12-02-2005, 12:10 PM

"try realizing the truth - there is no spoon..."

loverboy · 12-02-2005, 12:26 PM

"SHOW ME THE MONEY"

Tom Cruise

Brandon99 · 12-02-2005, 12:34 PM

"Say hello to my little friend!"

Luc · 12-02-2005, 12:40 PM

"english motha fucker!!! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!!!"

potter · 12-02-2005, 12:42 PM

you mean to tell me you've had two pairs of gloves this entire time......

........"SHEA! We're in the Rockies."

Marcus Aurelius · 12-02-2005, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by potter

you mean to tell me you've had two pairs of gloves this entire time......

........"SHEA! We're in the Rockies."

one of the best movies of all time.

I like this one also...

"I caught you a delicious bass"

pornguy · 12-02-2005, 12:46 PM

" No more yankey the yankey. Donga need Food! "

montythestrange · 12-02-2005, 12:46 PM

"They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into. I say 'Let 'em crash'."

sicone · 12-02-2005, 12:49 PM

"That's what I love about high school girls. No matter how old I get, they always stay the same age." ~ Wooderson, Dazed and Confused

jollyperv · 12-02-2005, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Gunni

"Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister"

R. Lee had simply fucking brilliant dialogue in FMJ, every word out of his mouth is just fucking great.

"...so that the virgin mary her self would be proud to come in here and take a dump"

lol

HeadPimp · 12-02-2005, 01:12 PM

"Good... Bad.... I'm the one with the gun" >BANG<

EroticySteve · 12-02-2005, 01:14 PM

Maverick: Requesting permission for flyby.
Air Boss Johnson: That's a negative ghostrider, the pattern is full.

jollyperv · 12-02-2005, 01:14 PM

Shit, Blazing Saddles:

"Heey dod blarnit the sheriff is a <<BONG>>...."

"What did he say?"

"He said that the sheriff is near!"

Caddyshack:

Rodney Dangerfield to Wang (Japanese guy):

"I think this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell them you're Jewish..."

And any part in Cannonball run where Burt Reynolds refers to Sammy Davis Junior as the "Chocolate Monk" LOL

Jakke PNG · 12-02-2005, 01:16 PM

"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow"

The Truth Hurts · 12-02-2005, 01:16 PM

What the fuck is the internet?

or

"All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob."

Darkland · 12-02-2005, 01:19 PM

Certainly not the greatest but one I like...

"Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here."

- Jack Nicholson

Yobbo · 12-02-2005, 01:21 PM

Do NOT do in there!
-Ace Ventura

Makes me laugh every time I time I think about that scene.

Drake · 12-02-2005, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow"

LOL what is that from?

Mr. Jim · 12-02-2005, 01:34 PM

YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

drjones · 12-02-2005, 01:38 PM

"Fuck you, pay me" - Goodfellas

Jakke PNG · 12-02-2005, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike33

LOL what is that from?

Fear and loathing in Las Vegas

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