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" Frankly my dear I don't give a damn " It's timeless.
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Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker!
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"I love you"
http://www.tsr.org/StarWars/characte...cess_Leia4.jpg "I know" http://www2.gascp.com/starwars/pic/MagnetsHanSolo.jpg Empire Strikes Back |
"Get The Butter" - Marlon Brando; Last Tango in Paris
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what yo are laughing at huh?
Do you think i'm funny? Do I amuse you like a clown? goodfellas |
"What is this?? A Center for ants?!?"
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"When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading Guns -n- Ammo, masturbating in your own feces... do you just stop and go, 'Wow, it is amazing how fucking crazy I really am."
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I'm surprised this hasn't been mentioned yet.
"I'm your huckleberry." Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer) in Tombstone "Fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave." Jareth (David Bowie) in Labyrinth |
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"babe ruth?" |
"..the problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate, and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies... all covered in shit."
Team America "Negative for drugs? But he took on 5 cops like he was dusted to the eyeballs." 12 monkeys |
"Lets do the Time Warp AGAAAAAIN!"
-Rocky Horror Picture Show "Hey boys! Look at what I got right here!" "Hey where are the white women at?" - Blazing Saddles |
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You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it can split atoms with its desire; you build egos the size of cathedrals; fiber-optically connect the world to every eager impulse; grease even the dullest dreams with these dollar-green, gold-plated fantasies, until every human becomes an aspiring emperor, becomes his own God... and where can you go from there? |
many a slip betwix a cup and a lip... :2 cents:
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One of my favorite scenes from any movie ever. It could not have been portayed/delivered by anyone better than Pacino. He nailed it. |
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...the entire movie, single-handedly |
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But I was referring to the scene itself. I never get tired of seeing it. |
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I want to do so many bad things to her. :jerkoff |
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One of the few that i've watched sooo many times... some of my favorites from Dumb&Dumber: Lloyd: [sees framed newspaper article about moon landing] No Way! [chuckles] Lloyd: WE LANDED ON THE MOON! - Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention. - Lloyd: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together? Mary: Not good. Lloyd: Not good like one in a hundred? Mary: I'd say more like one in a million. Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance? - Harry: What's her last name? Lloyd: You know, I don't really recall. Uh, it starts with "S". Let's see. Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson? Harry: Maybe it's on the briefcase. Lloyd: Oh, yeah! [He reads the manufacturer's name, which is Samsonite] Lloyd: Here it is! "Samsonite"! I was way off! I knew it started with an "S" though. - Harry: Yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life. Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, she touched my leg... - Lloyd: Excuse me, little old lady. Do you have change for a dollar? Elderly woman: Change, no I'm sorry I don't. Lloyd: Well, can you watch my stuff while I go break a dollar? Elderly woman: Sure. Lloyd: You know I guess they're right, senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. Lloyd: I'll be right back, don't you go dying on me! |
"Shut your fat ass, Rayvie! I can't even go to the store to get a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you've fucked."
Rocco in Boondock Saints |
"My God, It's full of Stars" -2001 a space odessey
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Another one from Boondock Saints
Yakavetta: "The 90's are killing me. I shouldn't have done that. You're not supposed to tell a guy you're gonna kill him no more. I got to tiptoe through the tulips with these assholes. Taking all the fun out of the job." |
"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass....And I'm all out of bubblegum..."
Rowdy Roddy Piper "They Live" |
"Would you like me to wash your dick for you, too, sir?" - the butler to (actually behind the back of) an extremely obnoxious and demanding Dudley Moore....."Arthur"
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Okay, one more.
"Craig, I know you don't smoke weed aiiight, But I'm gonna get you high today, Because it's Friday, you ain't got a job, and you ain't got shit to DOOO!" |
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Dr. Rumack: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley. Elaine Dickinson: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? |
"...its the one that says BAD MOTHER FUCKER... cause I'm a BAD MOTHER FUCKER"
"tell that bitch to be cool! BE COOL BITCH! BE COOL!" |
"I'm a mushroom-cloud laying muther fucker, muther fucker!!!!"
Pulp Fiction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
"Welcome to the Thunderdome...bitch!"
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"Behold the Great Dragon...before me you rightly tremble"
Ralph Fiennes - Red Dragon |
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HAHA Hell yeh man, I love that one too, you beat me to posting a quote from that movie. "People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch." Another by Jack in that flick that I thought was an instant classic. :thumbsup |
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"The way your Daddy looked at it, that watch was your birthright. And he'd be damned if and slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright." |
haha forgot about Pulp Fiction, lotsa good lines in there:
"Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I wouldn't know, cuz I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker." |
Life is like a box of chocolate.
You'll never know what you'd gonna get. |
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My vote goes with the brothers! |
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk? martini Shaken, not stirred |
From Snatch:
"Do you want sugar?" "No, I am sweet enough!" http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.ya.../snatchpre.jpg And: That's a free country, but not a free shop, so FUCK OFF! |
You met me at a very strange time in my life.
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"Looks like somebody's been down here with the ugly stick."
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you killed my father -- prepare to die.
You only think I guessed wrong - that's what's so funny. I switched glasses when your back was turned. Ha-ha, you fool. You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line.". Hahahahahah. Hahahahahah. Hahahahahah. *CROAK*
Completely forgot about that one. |
"You tell your friend, your friend in Miami that I kill a Communist for free. But for a Green Card, I'm gonna carve him up real nice..."
- Tony Montana, Esq. |
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How about: "Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunnt... me." |
"If it bleeds... we can kill it."
-Predator |
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"Respect the cock"
Enough said |
Now, pretty please with sugar on top: clean the fucking car.
Pulp Fiction |
"Go ahead, make my day"
Clint Eastwood, as Dirty Harry. |
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