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Shoehorn! · 10-02-2005, 06:17 PM

'Cause she like-a to make money. High five.

Ali G in 45 minutes girls.

Dalai lama · 10-02-2005, 06:21 PM

I always love to watch his shows.

Shoehorn! · 10-02-2005, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Dalai lama

I always love to watch his shows.

Yeah hes hilarious. Borat is the best character.

tony286 · 10-02-2005, 06:28 PM

"THrow the jew in the well so my country can be free." I laughed so hard I cried lol

Shoehorn! · 10-02-2005, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

"THrow the jew in the well so my country can be free." I laughed so hard I cried lol

HAHAHA, that one was on last week. Hysterical.

Young · 10-02-2005, 06:29 PM

HAha the Society Dinner / Manners episode....Fucking Classic!!!

BORAT

Violetta · 10-02-2005, 06:31 PM

He is a genius!

sonofsam · 10-02-2005, 06:31 PM

and the jew come with da clawwww

and the jew come with da clawwww

.... and the jew comeee

...and the jew come

i just watched the entire 1st and 2nd season with my girlfriend last night, laughed so hard my stomach hurt

"don't dont you send the dolphins in to find da bombs?"

"when the dogs find the bomb, how long does it usually take for them to defuse it"

BigRod · 10-02-2005, 06:32 PM

yeah he is pretty funny

jukeboxfrank · 10-02-2005, 06:33 PM

he's an ass hole

FrankWhite · 10-02-2005, 06:37 PM

they killed my wife on the field, they thought it was a hairy animal !

nico-t · 10-02-2005, 06:48 PM

yea hes fucking hilarious

btw doomed thats a very nice sig

wheres that from btw?

GweedZilla · 10-02-2005, 06:49 PM

I remember when a friend first showed me ali g a few years back before too many people knew of him, i was just like "wtf is this?!" as i'm laughin my ass off.

uno · 10-02-2005, 06:56 PM

He was amazing on Conan a week or 2 ago.

He said whatever country Borat is supposed to be from took an ad out in a London newspaper saying he really wasn't from there and the claims about the country were partially untrue. Hilarious stuff and great stories.

I first saw Ali G years ago when bumming through europe and I've loved him ever since.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-02-2005, 06:58 PM

A few Ali G. quotes...

There has been enough sadness since the terrible events of 7-11.

*****
So if this show teach you anything, it should teach you how to respek everyone: animals, children, bitches, spazmos, mingers, lezzers, fatty boombahs, and even gaylords...

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Ali : Do you think women should be on juries?
Pickles : Oh yes, of course.
Ali : What about when they got the painters in?
Pickles : I'm sorry?
Ali : What about when it's rag week? How can they be thinking straight, serious! Serious, my woman, she doesn't know what's going on, guilty *everyone is guilty when it's her time, everyone is guilty, I do something small - GUILTY! You should be chopped, whatever.

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reynold · 10-02-2005, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Doomed

they killed my wife on the field, they thought it was a hairy animal !

Hey Doomed, I like your sig.

tranza · 10-02-2005, 07:54 PM

he's fucking hilarious

Chio The Pirate · 10-02-2005, 07:56 PM

YARGH! If you cheat I will... CRUSH YOU!

Basic_man · 10-02-2005, 07:57 PM

This guy is too hilarous !

Chio The Pirate · 10-02-2005, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

and the jew come with da clawwww

and the jew come with da clawwww

.... and the jew comeee

...and the jew come

Knock it away.

tristan_D · 10-03-2005, 01:19 AM

he's a very good comedian.

wildgirl · 10-03-2005, 06:10 AM

he's pretty funny...hehe

Scott McD · 10-03-2005, 06:15 AM

Never been a huge fan, but i do like some of his stuff.

The interview he did with Beckham and Posh was the best i've seen...

Gottis · 10-03-2005, 06:22 AM

Ali G's character in the new movie Madagascar is funny as hell, that little baby monkey Mort too.

pradaboy · 10-03-2005, 06:25 AM

Ali G is too funny, I love how he takes politicians for a piss

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