WWE Summer Slam Results...(obviously spoiler) - GoFuckYourself.com

phatzane® · 08-21-2005, 09:27 PM

I warned you, so no complaining about spoilers its your own fault if you read the thread and dont wanna know....

but, another great PPV goes down in history....

Hulk Hogan def. Shawn Michaels

In one of the most anticipated matches in SummerSlam history, Hulk Hogan defeated Shawn Michaels.

Late in the match, a bloodied Hogan managed to escape a Sharpshooter and kick out of the combination of a flying elbow and Sweet Chin Music.

Hogan then delivered a big boot and leg drop to finish HBK off. After the match, the two men shook hands with HBK telling Hogan he needed this match to find out for himself.

What he found out was that Hulk Hogan still has it.

World Heavyweight Champion Batista def. JBL

It turns out the No Holds Barred stipulation was right up Batista's alley.

In a brutal match, much of which took place outside the ring, Batista defeated and downright punished JBL to retain the World Heavyweight Championship at SummerSlam in his hometown of Washington, D.C.

The match turned when JBL brought the steel steps into the ring, prepared to inflict some damage.

Instead, Batista tossed JBL from the steps with a back body drop and then hit a Batista Bomb. But instead of pinning JBL, Batista picked him up off the mat and sent him back-first into the steps with another Batista Bomb before recording the pin on the steps.

WWE Champion John Cena def. Chris Jericho

John Cena retained the WWE Championship with one of the most impressive victories of his career over Chris Jericho at SummerSlam.

Jericho was in total control late when he applied the Walls of Jericho, locking the move in for more than minute. But Cena was just able to get to the bottom rope, forcing Jericho to break the hold.

Jericho did more damage with a back suplex off the top rope, but Cena just kicked out, frustrating Jericho to the point of complaining to the referee about the count.

Moments later, Cena was able to land a massive FU and record the pin to keep his WWE Championship.

Randy Orton def. Undertaker

Randy Orton can finally add Undertaker to his list of beaten legends, but not without some timely help from his father Cowboy Bob Orton.

Undertaker looked to be in control late in the match after a big Chokeslam, but then what appeared to be an over zealous fan came to the ring, distracting Undertaker and the referee.

In the meantime, Orton came to his senses, and when Taker finally turned back to Orton, he hit Taker with an RKO and recorded the pin.

Moments later, Orton revealed the "fan" was actually his father in disguise. Father and son posed while Undertaker fumed back in the ring.

Kurt Angle def. Eugene

Kurt Angle made his point.

The only Olympic Gold Medalist in WWE history, punished Eugene and took back his gold medal at SummerSlam.

Eugene put up a slight fight early, actually connecting with a Rock Bottom and a Stunner before Angle hit Eugene with an Angle Slam.

Angle then cinched in the Ankle Lock, which proved too much for Eugene, who tapped out.

After the match, Angle threw Eugene out of the ring and used a chair to erect a makeshift medal platform. He then had the referee place the medal around his neck while his music played.

Chris Benoit def. Orlando Jordan (new United States Champion)

Just as he promised, Chris Benoit made Orlando Jordan tap out to the Crippler Crossface, allowing Benoit to win the United States Championship for a third time.

The more shocking part was how long the match took.

Benoit needed less than a minute to apply the devestating move.

Edge def. Matt Hardy

Matt Hardy's quest for revenge against Edge, and Lita, never quite materialized.

Hardy lost his match to Edge when referee Chad Patton stopped the match when Hardy began to bleed steadily from his forehead. Hardy refused to quit on his own.

Overall, the match resembled a brawl more than it did a wrestling match, with both men clearly emotional.

Edge created the gash when he slammed Hardy's head against the steel ring post.

Rey Mysterio def. Eddie Guerrero

Eddie Guerrero still hasn't defeated Rey Mysterio. But this victory was the most rewarding off all for Mysterio, who won an exhausting Ladder Match to win sole custody of Dominick at SummerSlam.

The match went back and forth, with both men trading painful blows and connecting with high-risk manuevers while utilizing the ladder.

On separate occassions, Both Eddie and Rey found themselves at the top of the ladder with the briefcase, holding the custody papers nearly in hand, only to fall violently to the ground.

At one point, Dominick even came to the ring to try and stop Eddie from climbing the ladder. Eddie responded by screaming a scared Dominick into the corner.

In the end, with Guerrero in control, Eddie's wife Vicki came to the ring and pushed her husband off the ladder. Earlier in the night, Vicki had told Eddie he was in this match for all of the wrong reasons.

With Eddie on the mat, Vicki shielded Rey from her husband as Rey marched up the ladder and snatched the briefcase.

Rey and Dominick shared an emotional hug after the match as Rey's wife Angie also came to the ring to celebrate...

killerkay · 08-21-2005, 09:30 PM

ah shit the undertaker loses. good hulk wins though

Varius · 08-21-2005, 09:43 PM

From the report I read, Vince was teasing running for President of the United States

That's one thing I miss in Costa Rica, no wrestling to watch....until I find a good hacked satellite that is

MikeVega · 08-21-2005, 09:47 PM

I can't believe that people really pay to see that .....

gideongallery · 08-21-2005, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius

From the report I read, Vince was teasing running for President of the United States

That's one thing I miss in Costa Rica, no wrestling to watch....until I find a good hacked satellite that is

www.pwtorrents.net

Kard63 · 08-21-2005, 09:49 PM

hulk hogan is the greatest sports superstar of all time.

SL|M! · 08-21-2005, 09:49 PM

poor chris benoit, they really are making him wrestle the shitty guys

Spunky · 08-21-2005, 09:53 PM

Lol.I dated Benoits ex..I think he is from Hamilton.Hogan is what 60 years old?..

galleryseek · 08-21-2005, 09:54 PM

hahahaha... WWE is so gay. it is widely known it is fake... i don't understand the appeal one bit, ESPECIALLY with grown men.

Varius · 08-21-2005, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gideongallery

www.pwtorrents.net

Thanks, I sometimes download RAW off torrents, but torrents are usually ULTRA SLOW when there are so many downloaders, but barely any seeds

Varius · 08-21-2005, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by galleryseek

hahahaha... WWE is so gay. it is widely known it is fake... i don't understand the appeal one bit, ESPECIALLY with grown men.

Why do grown women watch soap operas? Or why do people watch any tv show for that matter....

I know when I used to watch it, it was purely for the entertainment/storylines not for the actual wrestling itself (too bad from what I read they have gotten really bad the past few years)

phatzane® · 08-21-2005, 10:14 PM

gideongallery · 08-21-2005, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius

Thanks, I sometimes download RAW off torrents, but torrents are usually ULTRA SLOW when there are so many downloaders, but barely any seeds

I am working on something to fix that, it a modified torrent server which act as a perm seed however it prioritizes piece distribution based on what is missing from the cluster. That way the more downloaders there are the more likely you can get a piece from a peer instead of a seeder.

But if you have a server and can create an ftp account i would be perfectly happy to upload some of my previously downloaded torrents.

I have tons of TNA stuff which i could give you.

adonthenet · 08-21-2005, 10:43 PM

Thanks... I dont have here the summerslam but downloading from the net

Varius · 08-21-2005, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gideongallery

I am working on something to fix that, it a modified torrent server which act as a perm seed however it prioritizes piece distribution based on what is missing from the cluster. That way the more downloaders there are the more likely you can get a piece from a peer instead of a seeder.

But if you have a server and can create an ftp account i would be perfectly happy to upload some of my previously downloaded torrents.

I have tons of TNA stuff which i could give you.

Sure, I'd appreciate that. Have wanted to see their stuff for awhile now.

What's your email / contact ?

gideongallery · 08-22-2005, 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius

Sure, I'd appreciate that. Have wanted to see their stuff for awhile now.

What's your email / contact ?

hit me up on icq. (175094440)

Rex · 08-22-2005, 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kard63

hulk hogan is the greatest sports superstar of all time.

Hulk Hogan rules man, he was my idol as a kid

Adulterate · 08-22-2005, 05:12 AM

The Hulk Aint to be Played With

well...

YEAH BROTHAAAA

brand0n · 08-22-2005, 05:14 AM

nothing like a ladder match to despute custody

BigasMoe · 08-22-2005, 05:23 AM

There are alot of those wrestlers that live here in Tampa and the surrounding areas. I got a chance to meet the Big Show and Jerico. ALso I seen where the UnderTaker lives.

Wiggles · 08-22-2005, 05:43 AM

people still watch wrestling?

PrintAdult-Sales · 08-22-2005, 07:03 AM

I was an ok event! Too predictable though!

HorseShit · 08-22-2005, 07:32 AM

someone tell him wrestling is fake and gay

phatzane® · 08-22-2005, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adulterate

The Hulk Aint to be Played With

well...

YEAH BROTHAAAA

is that a new toy made to look old or is it authentic?....

Scott McD · 08-22-2005, 10:45 AM

I can't watch it now, don't like any of the new characters that come into it. The fights don't interest me as to who wins.

I bought a few of the double DVD's that are out with the old Summerslams, Royal Rumbles, and Wrestlemania's.

The Rumble Flair won kicked ass !!!!

PrintAdult-Sales · 08-22-2005, 10:51 AM

I agree and that was 92' Royal Rumble

xNetworx · 08-22-2005, 10:54 AM

The gayest show on TV. Gayer than Queer Eye even.

supermann · 08-22-2005, 11:04 AM

Wrestling got very very BOOOOOOOOOOOORIING!! Everything, the storylines are sooo predictable, add to that the fights are fake and predetermined. It has become 12 year old kids entertainment.
UFC and boxing are the real deal for those who wanna get entertained by real fights.

Scott McD · 08-22-2005, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by supermann

Wrestling got very very BOOOOOOOOOOOORIING!! Everything, the storylines are sooo predictable, add to that the fights are fake and predetermined. It has become 12 year old kids entertainment.
UFC and boxing are the real deal for those who wanna get entertained by real fights.

It does have hot chicks though...

cosis · 08-22-2005, 11:19 AM

I watched it when the Rock turned face for the first time, back then it was entertaining. Now they have to get old wrestlers like Hogan to comeback.....

boneprone · 08-22-2005, 11:22 AM

I think its the old dudes coming back that make wresting intresting..

Other than that, its painful to follow.

08-21-2005, 09:27 PM	#1
phatzane® Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: canada Posts: 1,592	WWE Summer Slam Results...(obviously spoiler) I warned you, so no complaining about spoilers its your own fault if you read the thread and dont wanna know.... but, another great PPV goes down in history.... Hulk Hogan def. Shawn Michaels In one of the most anticipated matches in SummerSlam history, Hulk Hogan defeated Shawn Michaels. Late in the match, a bloodied Hogan managed to escape a Sharpshooter and kick out of the combination of a flying elbow and Sweet Chin Music. Hogan then delivered a big boot and leg drop to finish HBK off. After the match, the two men shook hands with HBK telling Hogan he needed this match to find out for himself. What he found out was that Hulk Hogan still has it. World Heavyweight Champion Batista def. JBL It turns out the No Holds Barred stipulation was right up Batista's alley. In a brutal match, much of which took place outside the ring, Batista defeated and downright punished JBL to retain the World Heavyweight Championship at SummerSlam in his hometown of Washington, D.C. The match turned when JBL brought the steel steps into the ring, prepared to inflict some damage. Instead, Batista tossed JBL from the steps with a back body drop and then hit a Batista Bomb. But instead of pinning JBL, Batista picked him up off the mat and sent him back-first into the steps with another Batista Bomb before recording the pin on the steps. WWE Champion John Cena def. Chris Jericho John Cena retained the WWE Championship with one of the most impressive victories of his career over Chris Jericho at SummerSlam. Jericho was in total control late when he applied the Walls of Jericho, locking the move in for more than minute. But Cena was just able to get to the bottom rope, forcing Jericho to break the hold. Jericho did more damage with a back suplex off the top rope, but Cena just kicked out, frustrating Jericho to the point of complaining to the referee about the count. Moments later, Cena was able to land a massive FU and record the pin to keep his WWE Championship. Randy Orton def. Undertaker Randy Orton can finally add Undertaker to his list of beaten legends, but not without some timely help from his father Cowboy Bob Orton. Undertaker looked to be in control late in the match after a big Chokeslam, but then what appeared to be an over zealous fan came to the ring, distracting Undertaker and the referee. In the meantime, Orton came to his senses, and when Taker finally turned back to Orton, he hit Taker with an RKO and recorded the pin. Moments later, Orton revealed the "fan" was actually his father in disguise. Father and son posed while Undertaker fumed back in the ring. Kurt Angle def. Eugene Kurt Angle made his point. The only Olympic Gold Medalist in WWE history, punished Eugene and took back his gold medal at SummerSlam. Eugene put up a slight fight early, actually connecting with a Rock Bottom and a Stunner before Angle hit Eugene with an Angle Slam. Angle then cinched in the Ankle Lock, which proved too much for Eugene, who tapped out. After the match, Angle threw Eugene out of the ring and used a chair to erect a makeshift medal platform. He then had the referee place the medal around his neck while his music played. Chris Benoit def. Orlando Jordan (new United States Champion) Just as he promised, Chris Benoit made Orlando Jordan tap out to the Crippler Crossface, allowing Benoit to win the United States Championship for a third time. The more shocking part was how long the match took. Benoit needed less than a minute to apply the devestating move. Edge def. Matt Hardy Matt Hardy's quest for revenge against Edge, and Lita, never quite materialized. Hardy lost his match to Edge when referee Chad Patton stopped the match when Hardy began to bleed steadily from his forehead. Hardy refused to quit on his own. Overall, the match resembled a brawl more than it did a wrestling match, with both men clearly emotional. Edge created the gash when he slammed Hardy's head against the steel ring post. Rey Mysterio def. Eddie Guerrero Eddie Guerrero still hasn't defeated Rey Mysterio. But this victory was the most rewarding off all for Mysterio, who won an exhausting Ladder Match to win sole custody of Dominick at SummerSlam. The match went back and forth, with both men trading painful blows and connecting with high-risk manuevers while utilizing the ladder. On separate occassions, Both Eddie and Rey found themselves at the top of the ladder with the briefcase, holding the custody papers nearly in hand, only to fall violently to the ground. At one point, Dominick even came to the ring to try and stop Eddie from climbing the ladder. Eddie responded by screaming a scared Dominick into the corner. In the end, with Guerrero in control, Eddie's wife Vicki came to the ring and pushed her husband off the ladder. Earlier in the night, Vicki had told Eddie he was in this match for all of the wrong reasons. With Eddie on the mat, Vicki shielded Rey from her husband as Rey marched up the ladder and snatched the briefcase. Rey and Dominick shared an emotional hug after the match as Rey's wife Angie also came to the ring to celebrate... __________________ -PHATZANEXXX.COM- Last edited by phatzane®; 08-21-2005 at 09:28 PM..

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