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Old 08-15-2005, 05:22 PM   #1
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How many members of the Bush Administration, does it take to change a light bulb?

One to deny that the light bulb needs to be changed.
One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs changing.
One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.
One to give a billion dollar, no-bid contract to Halliburton, for the new light bulb.
One to photograph Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a ladder under a banner which says, "Light Bulb Mission Accomplished."
One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail, how Bush was literally in the dark.
One to viciously smear some Democrat, who made fun of the light bulb changing affair.
One to campaign on TV and at rallies, on how George Bush has had a strong light bulb changing policy all along.
One to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing in a light bulb, and screwing the country.
And finally one to explain that 9/11 changed everything, including the light bulb, and that Bush knew nothing about it burning out, or the WTC falling down...in advance.

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but who's changing the light bulb?
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Old 08-15-2005, 05:24 PM   #2
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forwarded emails are soo 1999
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Old 08-15-2005, 05:33 PM   #3
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what about msn?
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