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Old 08-14-2005, 10:13 PM   #1
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:stoned Here's what Prophet Yahweh is telling his "followers" now...

just in case you needed a good laugh tonite...what a fucking joke...


Dear Lists,

In previous emails, concerning the "Death Syndrome" experiences of my life, I revealed to you:

a. the dream I had about one of my chief enemies dieing in a car wreck

b. deaths of family members who died because of my sins at the exact moment I commit them

c. me being murdered by killers

Now, I want to reveal to you another aspect of my death.

In the Old Testament of the bible, YAHWEH, foretold of an end-time King of the Black Jew Hebrew Israelites, that would be born out of them, by the hands of the holy prophets of Israel.

These prophecies let us know how we can identify "exactly" who that King is:

According to these scriptures, the end-time King of the Black Jew Hebrew Israelites would:

1. be able to call down UFOs and Spaceships on his signal

2. receive super-magical power, from YAHWEH, that will be far greater and more potent than any man since Adam

3. be killed by his enemies and come back to life so that he can lead the Black Jew Hebrew Israelites back to their rightful land - the land of Israel

Let there be no doubt about it - I AM THAT KING!

And, my destiny shall be fulfilled!

In my last email, I told you about how I am going to be killed.

But, what I did not tell you is that "BEFORE" I die, I will receive my super-magical power as proof that I am the foretold of King of the Israelites.

You all have seen only a small portion of YAHWEH's power through me, in relationship to the King being able to call down sightings, in number 1, above.

I am speaking of when I made history as the first man to call down UFO's for mainstream television cameras.

From now on, what you are going to witness, is YAHWEH demonstrate an even greater power, through me, by sending all the UFO's and Spaceships He would have sent to the Las Vegas media if they had continued to filming my summonings.

As He is fulfilling all His words and promises through me, but in another way, this time, only because the media rejected YAHWEH through me, when He first sent me to them, I will receive my supernatural gift of pure magic.

Me receiving receiving magic, will be the sign that will let you know that my death is not far away.

As time goes on, I will reveal those prophecies of the end-time King so you can read them for yourselves.

At that time, I'll point out, in those prophecies, the verses that show us how we can know exactly who that King is.
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Old 08-14-2005, 10:49 PM   #2
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where did you get that shit man? thanks for sharing.
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Old 08-14-2005, 10:59 PM   #3
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this wingnut has followers?
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Old 08-15-2005, 12:23 AM   #4
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Sounds like a job for...



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Old 08-15-2005, 12:29 AM   #5
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i thought Prophet Yahweh was rick james
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Old 08-15-2005, 12:56 AM   #6
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someone needs to send prophet yahweh a fuckig 10 dollar tripod
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Old 08-15-2005, 04:59 PM   #7
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that's ust the sickest I have ever heard.
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