"Dark Water"----the horror suspense movie---Quick Review---No Spoilers - GoFuckYourself.com

Bansheelinks · 08-07-2005, 09:13 PM

In short, stay away. Not scary. Pondering. I don't mind a slow moving movie as long as the pay-off at the end was worth it. This was just a waste of time. Even Jennifer Connelly looked like she had dropped too much weight. Her ass was flat and her famous "D-cup hooters" were more like B's now.

This movie is a waste of time.

nofx · 08-07-2005, 09:17 PM

she was 1,000,000 times better in Reqium for a dream and 1000000 times hotter

NickRac · 08-07-2005, 09:20 PM

it sucked!

NoCarrier · 08-07-2005, 09:23 PM

I expected the movie to be very scary (according to the previews) but it was lame..

Bansheelinks · 08-07-2005, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by nofx

she was 1,000,000 times better in Reqium for a dream and 1000000 times hotter

yes...............remember the double dildo scene in that one?

and........oh yeah.............did I mention Dark Water SUCKED?!

SilverTab · 08-07-2005, 09:32 PM

only seen the japanese version..thought it wasnt bad...

nofx · 08-07-2005, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Bansheelinks

yes...............remember the double dildo scene in that one?

and........oh yeah.............did I mention Dark Water SUCKED?!

hell yea

eroswebmaster · 08-07-2005, 09:33 PM

I don't understand why these beautiful women lose soo much weight.
I remember seeing her at the Oscars back when she won for Beautiful Mind and both my father and I just looked at each other at the same time and said she looked like she was dying.

Mako · 08-07-2005, 09:34 PM

Good review.

Wannabe GFY movie reviewers, take notes. You're not Siskel and Ebert, don't try to be. Just sum it up in a few sentences max, and no fucking spoilers.

Nice job Banshee.

wedouglas · 08-07-2005, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Bansheelinks

yes...............remember the double dildo scene in that one?

and........oh yeah.............did I mention Dark Water SUCKED?!

too bad it wasnt her

ill see dark water just because im a fan of hers and she is simply stunning

nofx · 08-07-2005, 09:34 PM

Bansheelinks · 08-07-2005, 09:35 PM

pocket your $$$$$$$$, walk down to the next cinema where "Wedding Crashers" is playing, plunk it down, go in and have a great time as it rocked.

You will avoid Dark Water, a lame-ass movie, and see a real good one in Wedding Crashers.

Donny · 08-07-2005, 09:35 PM

Agreed!!!

xclusive · 08-07-2005, 09:36 PM

She is so hot but even she couldn't save that movie

marttali · 08-07-2005, 11:56 PM

"Honogurai mizu no soko kara" is the real thing, not some bollywood remake crap !

SykkBoy · 08-08-2005, 12:25 AM

The original was a kickass flick but this version sucked...

je_rome · 08-08-2005, 12:33 AM

hell yeah.. i watched it and i was so disappointed. i expected too much in it. it turned out to be so lame.

PussyTeenies · 08-08-2005, 12:45 AM

The original japanese version was much better.
No suspense in this one.. expected a lot more of the 'remake'

my

very disappointing remake with no "scary" elements

Can't wait for The ring 3 remake ;) (or was it ringu 0?, cant remember..)

ps. The island was a good flick ;) worth my $2 :P

Playa-Deak · 08-08-2005, 12:57 AM

I saw that movie... I walked out 1/2 way through it.... Waste of time big time!

Dirty F · 08-08-2005, 01:12 AM

Just checked the trailer.

The usual: a kid drawing scary pics and singing kid songs in a spooky way. Man, cant they make 1 horror lately without children seeing dead people?

reed_4 · 08-08-2005, 03:43 AM

i haven't watch this horror film yet but i'll give it a try.

Bansheelinks · 08-08-2005, 06:33 AM

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dark_water/

only a 40% user rating on rottentomatoes..........thats pathetic

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=darkwater.htm

$24,621,352 domestically at the box office..........pretty bad.

I wonder why Jennifer Connelly was in this bad movie? She's much better than this.

Bansheelinks · 08-08-2005, 06:40 AM

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Now thats more fucking like it!

Sarah_Jayne · 08-08-2005, 07:13 AM

The original dark water is very creepy..I don't like watching American remakes if I can help it.

gecko · 08-08-2005, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Bansheelinks

Hot damn...

Vitasoy · 08-08-2005, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilverTab

only seen the japanese version..thought it wasnt bad...

Same here.. Seen the Japanese original version a while ago. Thought it was pretty good.

tristan_D · 08-08-2005, 05:35 PM

yah, I really thought that movie sucks.

08-07-2005, 09:13 PM	#1
Bansheelinks Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 6,023	"Dark Water"----the horror suspense movie---Quick Review---No Spoilers In short, stay away. Not scary. Pondering. I don't mind a slow moving movie as long as the pay-off at the end was worth it. This was just a waste of time. Even Jennifer Connelly looked like she had dropped too much weight. Her ass was flat and her famous "D-cup hooters" were more like B's now. This movie is a waste of time.

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08-07-2005, 09:23 PM	#4
NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	I expected the movie to be very scary (according to the previews) but it was lame.. __________________

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08-07-2005, 09:20 PM	#3
NickRac Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 584	it sucked!

08-07-2005, 09:34 PM	#9
Mako Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The OC baby! Posts: 1,986	Good review. Wannabe GFY movie reviewers, take notes. You're not Siskel and Ebert, don't try to be. Just sum it up in a few sentences max, and no fucking spoilers. Nice job Banshee. __________________

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nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	__________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

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Bansheelinks Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 6,023	pocket your $$$$$$$$, walk down to the next cinema where "Wedding Crashers" is playing, plunk it down, go in and have a great time as it rocked. You will avoid Dark Water, a lame-ass movie, and see a real good one in Wedding Crashers.

08-07-2005, 09:35 PM	#13
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	Agreed!!!

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08-08-2005, 12:33 AM	#17
je_rome Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 6,846	hell yeah.. i watched it and i was so disappointed. i expected too much in it. it turned out to be so lame. __________________ Make money on any traffic. Join KlikRevenue.com Today!

08-08-2005, 12:45 AM	#18
PussyTeenies Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Haarlem and Amsterdam, capital of the porn world ;-) Posts: 6,496	The original japanese version was much better. No suspense in this one.. expected a lot more of the 'remake' my very disappointing remake with no "scary" elements Can't wait for The ring 3 remake ;) (or was it ringu 0?, cant remember..) ps. The island was a good flick ;) worth my $2 :P __________________ Need adult hosting? Contact us! WARM Hosting Need an IT solution? or someone to check your site and security? Nossie - IT Professional

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08-08-2005, 01:12 AM	#20
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Just checked the trailer. The usual: a kid drawing scary pics and singing kid songs in a spooky way. Man, cant they make 1 horror lately without children seeing dead people?

08-08-2005, 03:43 AM	#21
reed_4 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 9,640	i haven't watch this horror film yet but i'll give it a try. __________________

08-08-2005, 06:33 AM	#22
Bansheelinks Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 6,023	http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dark_water/ only a 40% user rating on rottentomatoes..........thats pathetic http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=darkwater.htm $24,621,352 domestically at the box office..........pretty bad. I wonder why Jennifer Connelly was in this bad movie? She's much better than this.

08-08-2005, 07:13 AM	#24
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	The original dark water is very creepy..I don't like watching American remakes if I can help it.

08-08-2005, 05:35 PM	#27
tristan_D Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 7,865	yah, I really thought that movie sucks. __________________ Increase your sales. Up to $4 per click.