Competing With Lensman Soon! (PICS) - GoFuckYourself.com

Donny · 07-07-2005, 01:01 PM

After starting this thread I got a bright idea... I'll compete with Lensman!

So I went and registered LittleViennaSausagePizza.com

I'm thinking to myself... "Not everyone wants that much sausage!"

So I'll soon start going door to door here in town to all the sorority houses carrying a "small personal pizza" with my little vienna stickin' through the bottom. That way, both sides of the market are covered.

pornstar2pac · 07-07-2005, 01:02 PM

Lensman is on his cell talking to his lawyer

JFK · 07-07-2005, 01:03 PM

The sausage wars are upon us

Sheri Santiago · 07-07-2005, 01:03 PM

lol

bite size! oh wait...

Ramos · 07-07-2005, 01:09 PM

ATKCash · 07-07-2005, 01:11 PM

J$tyle$ · 07-07-2005, 01:13 PM

LMAO

Too funny, Donny!

Donny · 07-07-2005, 01:15 PM

I seriously did register that domain right before starting this thread...

brand0n · 07-07-2005, 01:21 PM

http://whois.sc/LittleViennaSausagePizza.com

Donny · 07-07-2005, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n

http://whois.sc/LittleViennaSausagePizza.com

I registered it less than half an hour ago... of course it's not gonna show there yet.

3piece chicken Dinner · 07-07-2005, 01:29 PM

no different than, Bangboat, milfseeker, or Collegefucktour I suppose.

good work Donny.

sicone · 07-07-2005, 01:31 PM

good shit

flirty · 07-07-2005, 01:36 PM

holy shit he must be scared

Juicy D. Links · 07-07-2005, 01:37 PM

Ill be stunt cock. I have little sauasgae

fris · 07-07-2005, 01:38 PM

ring of pineapple around your cock

Donny · 07-07-2005, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Ill be stunt cock. I have little sauasgae

Perfect! Now we have the two of us and can cover more sorority houses. We'll update more often and put Lensman's BigSausagePizza.com out of business!

Atticus · 07-07-2005, 01:52 PM

It must convert i guess otherwise it still wouldnt be running but....

Am I the only one that thinks this is the most dumbest idea for a porn site. I mean its retarded. I get the whole concept of the pizza guy delivering the sausage. Cute. Whatever. But then cutting a whole in it and sticking the cock in the pie. WTF?

tranza · 07-07-2005, 02:21 PM

Hahahahaha... Good idea!!

Janet Reno · 07-07-2005, 02:32 PM

still don't understand who would pay for that site

Donny · 07-07-2005, 02:34 PM

Just checked my recording messages:

I received 18 calls from prospective models to return. I wonder how many of them will work with me on LittleViennaSausagePizza.com ?

VeriSexy · 07-07-2005, 03:34 PM

DamageX · 07-07-2005, 03:40 PM

Sounds like a GREAT idea. Give it the right comedy twist and surfers will join like mad.

jacked · 07-07-2005, 03:54 PM

lmao you guys are shot

Donny · 07-09-2005, 07:28 AM

I tried giving yesterday's model my Little Vienna Sausage Pizza and she laughed so hard she almost choked on her own saliva.

pxxx · 07-09-2005, 09:42 AM

LOL, this is really funny.

RogerV · 07-09-2005, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

ring of pineapple around your cock

Yea

07-07-2005, 01:01 PM	#1
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	Competing With Lensman Soon! (PICS) After starting this thread I got a bright idea... I'll compete with Lensman! So I went and registered LittleViennaSausagePizza.com I'm thinking to myself... "Not everyone wants that much sausage!" So I'll soon start going door to door here in town to all the sorority houses carrying a "small personal pizza" with my little vienna stickin' through the bottom. That way, both sides of the market are covered.

07-07-2005, 01:02 PM	#2
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07-07-2005, 01:15 PM	#8
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	I seriously did register that domain right before starting this thread...

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Atticus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,051	It must convert i guess otherwise it still wouldnt be running but.... Am I the only one that thinks this is the most dumbest idea for a porn site. I mean its retarded. I get the whole concept of the pizza guy delivering the sausage. Cute. Whatever. But then cutting a whole in it and sticking the cock in the pie. WTF?

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07-07-2005, 02:34 PM	#20
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07-09-2005, 07:28 AM	#24
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07-09-2005, 09:42 AM	#25
pxxx First African GFY Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,114	LOL, this is really funny.