how do you stop a coke head from calling you at 3am in the morning? - GoFuckYourself.com

SleazyDream · 07-05-2005, 01:30 AM

someone help - how do you get a coke head to STOP calling and texting you at 3:30am in the morning?

please help.

sandman! · 07-05-2005, 01:31 AM

change your # and dont give it to mom ?

Tala · 07-05-2005, 01:32 AM

Turn off the phone.

Place phone in garage.

Send sandman back over to your mom's to keep her busy.

Go back to bed.

And happy birthday my sweet Butter.

Luv ya

SleazyDream · 07-05-2005, 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandman!

change your # and dont give it to mom ?

but your mom is sooo hot

Dirty Dane · 07-05-2005, 01:33 AM

Don't you have spamfilter on your phone? I have

sandman! · 07-05-2005, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

but your mom is sooo hot

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

EviLGuY · 07-05-2005, 01:35 AM

Turning the phone off always works for me.. then I just have to remember to turn it on again the next day.

Roald · 07-05-2005, 01:40 AM

tell 'm you won't invite him/her to your elite tgp party if they keep calling ;))

Mako · 07-05-2005, 01:40 AM

Why Aren't You Picking Up My Calls???!!!!

;)

Digibucks · 07-05-2005, 01:44 AM

just hang up the fone dude

pradaboy · 07-05-2005, 01:46 AM

You can block the number by calling customer support and have it added to your blacklist

machinegunkelly · 07-05-2005, 01:47 AM

sleazy just lend me the $10 and I'll stop callin I swear !

beemk · 07-05-2005, 01:58 AM

give them $ at 3 in the morning, they wont be calling you after that.

Dagwolf · 07-05-2005, 02:06 AM

Stop selling coke...

Just kidding...

JFK · 07-05-2005, 02:14 AM

but......but.....but ............All I was trying to do is wish you a happy birthday

Tala · 07-05-2005, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

but......but.....but ............All I was trying to do is wish you a happy birthday

Waitaminute. When you become a coke head?

Bob_cougar · 07-05-2005, 04:01 AM

turn your phone off, or mute it.

nico-t · 07-05-2005, 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala

Turn off the phone.

^^^true, no more answers needed
i always turn off the phone when i go to sleep

budz · 07-05-2005, 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf

Stop selling coke...

Just kidding...

beat me to it :p

KittyLix · 07-05-2005, 05:05 AM

wjxxx · 07-05-2005, 05:21 AM

Just tell you are out of stuff

VirtuMike · 07-05-2005, 05:25 AM

Buy my content.

assmunk · 07-05-2005, 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

someone help - how do you get a coke head to STOP calling and texting you at 3:30am in the morning?

please help.

you let him move in with you...

nojob · 07-05-2005, 05:52 AM

Give me te number and I will have someone call them and bother them all the time.

escorpio · 07-05-2005, 06:07 AM

Answer the phone "Officer Sleazy, narcotics division"

JFK · 07-05-2005, 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala

Waitaminute. When you become a coke head?

I try, but the bubbles tickle my nose............

The Bootyologist · 07-05-2005, 06:18 AM

Call Block

Spunky · 07-05-2005, 06:20 AM

Turn off the phone or unplug it..

Libertine · 07-05-2005, 06:20 AM

Switch his coke with rat poison. Wait. Watch. Laugh.

Dirty F · 07-05-2005, 06:21 AM

Uhm why is a cokehead calling you in the middle of the night?

There must be a reason for that.

I dont have cokeheads calling me.

Antonio · 07-05-2005, 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio

Answer the phone "Officer Sleazy, narcotics division"

hahahaha
officer Sleazy

NickPapageorgio · 07-05-2005, 06:58 AM

Send them a care package with a 1/4 Oz. of cocaine laced with rat poison. I guarantee they will NEVER call you again.

skillfull · 07-05-2005, 06:58 AM

change your phone number

Juicy D. Links · 07-05-2005, 07:02 AM

Dude I had to tell you something important yo. Why didnt you answer?

wildgirl · 07-05-2005, 07:34 AM

Turn off the phone!

NoCarrier · 07-05-2005, 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck

Uhm why is a cokehead calling you in the middle of the night?

There must be a reason for that.

I dont have cokeheads calling me.

That's because it's the only way he can get some pussy.

chipmunk · 07-05-2005, 09:18 AM

Hey Scott..
Tell him this: "NO COKE... PEPSI!"
That may work

-=Chipmunk=-

GTS Mark · 07-05-2005, 09:19 AM

Why can't Jman call you at a normal hour? What is his problem ;)

DH

Mighty Chin · 07-05-2005, 09:30 AM

Turn the ringer off buddy! Thats what I did to my friends!

KMR Stitch · 07-05-2005, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrinkingLight

Why can't Jman call you at a normal hour? What is his problem ;)

DH

Who the hell is DH?

Last I checked you DL

riddler · 07-05-2005, 09:36 AM

First mistake you did was give a cokehead/crackhead your number!

First rule of thumb with crackheads/cokeheads: NEVER GIVE YOUR NUMBER TO THEM!

Kimmykim · 07-05-2005, 09:54 AM

Have you told him to stop calling you?

Mack · 07-05-2005, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

someone help - how do you get a coke head to STOP calling and texting you at 3:30am in the morning?

please help.

Very simple. Tell them you really need the money they owe you.

They will not call again.

NoCarrier · 07-05-2005, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim

Have you told him to stop calling you?

"Him"? Are you really sure about that?

Jman · 07-05-2005, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrinkingLight

Why can't Jman call you at a normal hour? What is his problem ;)

DH

LMAO I have my alibie. I was snuggling with Skufty in Gimli hanging with Kenny.

I'm CLEAN

Xenophage · 07-05-2005, 10:12 AM

Desperate People Do Desperate things !

Addict = Desperate

sharpx9 · 07-05-2005, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandman!

change your # and dont give it to mom ?

Kimmykim · 07-05-2005, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier

"Him"? Are you really sure about that?

Well, even without any hints, I'd say it's 50-50 for "him"

dready · 07-05-2005, 10:48 AM

Snitch on them to the cops, have em put away.

chapecito · 07-05-2005, 10:50 AM

I had the PRRRRRRRRR... (TONE) the number you are trying to reah has been disconected recoding as my answering machine message.. it works wonders.. you can even hear people insults.. "This motherfucker changed his number"!!! and things like that.. it never fails.. they call maximun twice just to be sure.. and they they stop forever

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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Uhm why is a cokehead calling you in the middle of the night? There must be a reason for that. I dont have cokeheads calling me.

07-05-2005, 06:58 AM	#32
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07-05-2005, 10:50 AM	#50
chapecito Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Buenos Aires - Argentina Posts: 173	I had the PRRRRRRRRR... (TONE) the number you are trying to reah has been disconected recoding as my answering machine message.. it works wonders.. you can even hear people insults.. "This motherfucker changed his number"!!! and things like that.. it never fails.. they call maximun twice just to be sure.. and they they stop forever __________________ Signature goes here